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Definitions by mrs tosser

unemployed nigel 

oh I'm just logging logging into a chatroom from my work laptop
unemployed Nigel benefits cheat
unemployed nigel by mrs tosser September 1, 2025

nigel rage 

nigel measures his sausage in millimetres making it sound bigger
nigel rage by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

tranny nigel

wears his dead mums crotchless knickers
tranny nigel rides the tranny bus
tranny nigel by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

lying nigel 

the cunt who even lies when asked the time
lying nigel counts to a billion
lying nigel by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

down syndrome nigel 

the retarded kid at in class who always had snot running into his mouth
down syndrome nigel breaks stupidity world record

Nigel womaniser 

likes to fuck men who wear women's clothing
Nigel womaniser wears y-fronts
Nigel womaniser by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

Nigel's dead mum 

Nigel's keeping dead mums body's under the bed ATM'ing their weekly pension
Nigel's dead mum is beginning to rot
Nigel's dead mum by mrs tosser August 3, 2025