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Just fucking Google it

This phrase is an exasperated attempt at getting clueless incompetent swines to find out something for themselves instead of pissing off everyone with mindless person-to-person technical queries over IM/IRC.

Usually a last resort used by the first party when the second party's incessant nagging has become tedious and annoying to the point of high blood pressure.
1: hey do u kno how 2 fnd a kewl mp3 converta?
2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.
by MrKapper July 11, 2006
mugGet the Just fucking Google itmug.

para

In the game CounterStrike:Source, the term para may refer to either

a) The M249 Machine Gun, also known as "Para," this gun is fantastic for support fire but pretty useless over long range, or-

b) With allusion to parachuting or paratrooping; the act of jumping in front of an opponent then showering him with bullets as you descend. Usually a desperate last resort tactic used when surprised or sprung, but can be used as an offence on some occasions, for example during a seige - "para" can be used to surprise and deter enemy frontmen, allowing your team to advance. In this instance you are essentially a kamikaze and are sacrificing yourself for the good of your team. Best guns for "para" are p90, mac10, mp5 and of course the eponymous m249 para.
1: Dude, para sucks, you got me with a mac10.

2:
(Player breaks seige on base by performing "para" with mac10, headshotting 2 players then dying. His team finishes off the assailants.)
Player: hell yeah, PARA!!
Player2: lol yeah nice para
Player3: fuk off noob
by MrKapper June 30, 2007
mugGet the paramug.

to have a roo loose in the top paddock

An Australian colloquialism; describing someone intellectually impaired or moronic.
In the case of this phrase, the term "roo" is an abbreviation for kangaroo, an Australian marsupial.

Used emphatically, the phrase is sometimes amended to "a few roos loose in the top paddock".
To have a roo loose in the top paddock:

After John spent all those years on weed, he talked liked he had a roo loose in the top paddock.
by MrKapper July 10, 2006
mugGet the to have a roo loose in the top paddockmug.

Not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

An Australian colloquialism; to be in a state of confusion.
Often used in a threatening or otherwise negative context.
To not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

If that bloke goes anywhere near my girl, I'll bash him so hard he won't know if he's Arthur or Martha!
by MrKapper July 9, 2006
mugGet the Not know whether one is Arthur or Marthamug.
1. Four words of the NATO Phonetic Alphabet which, when read in that order, spell out the ever-popular four letter expletive, FUCK.

2. A 2005 hit single by The Bloodhound Gang. Attains two things - (i) the outright bastardization of the phonetic alphabet and (ii) the invention of a number of creative ways to describe the noble art of 'fucking'. For most listeners, this is their first subjection to the wonders of the NATO alphabet.

3. Phonetic combination used by Flight Simulator 2002 nerds to personalise their aircraft; thus the word 'FUCK' spells itself on the aircraft's tail.
1: Tank: Come in, base, this is Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo!
Base: Yeah? Fuck you, too.

2: Chris: So, whats ya favourite song at the moment?
Mary: FUCK
Chris: What?
Mary: Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, dummy.
Chris: Does that spell fuck?
Mary: Oh, sorry, I forgot you had an IQ of 80. My bad.

3: Tom: OMGZ, my Learjet's tail says "FUCK"!!
Harry: Wow, wish I were that witty.....
by MrKapper December 26, 2005
mugGet the Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilomug.

billie joe armstrong

Lead singer of the once-decent-cum-dreadful punk band Green Day. A bisexual fuckwit with limited intelligence, lacklustre borderline emo songwriting skill; a very general piece of societal detritus.

An asshole who converted Green Day from a 20th century Punk rock masterpiece into a 21st century piece of canine excrement.

Responsible for the writing of Jesus of Suburbia, arguably 2005's worst musical sample and amongst the worst songs ever written. His vocals are incessantly raucous, unbearably monotonous, repetitive, and bordering on the skill of a Singstar newbie.

Claims that bisexuality is normal (thus clearing himself of defamation) and that all heterosexuality is the result of social dogma. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you your fuckwit.
Billie Joe Armstrong - Landslide victor of the coveted Fuckwit of Century award. A moron beyond society's comprehension.
by MrKapper April 9, 2006
mugGet the billie joe armstrongmug.

choc knob

n.

A penis freshly removed from an anus, either male or female. Derived from imagery all too obvious to require explanation here.

v.

To insert said choc knob into the mouth of sodomised partner; hence said partner is "choc-knobbed".
1: "Oh gross, wash that thing before you put it in my mouth!"
2: (inserts into mouth) "Choc knob, bitch."
by MrKapper July 11, 2006
mugGet the choc knobmug.

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