Turion

The best reason to throw your Intel Core in the bin.

Kick-ass processors for notebooks/laptops, Turions are fast, energy efficient and reliable - and the dual-core X2 is even better.
There are two kinds of laptop CPUs - Turions, and those that aspire to be Turions.
by MrKapper July 11, 2006
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billie joe armstrong

Lead singer of the once-decent-cum-dreadful punk band Green Day. A bisexual fuckwit with limited intelligence, lacklustre borderline emo songwriting skill; a very general piece of societal detritus.

An asshole who converted Green Day from a 20th century Punk rock masterpiece into a 21st century piece of canine excrement.

Responsible for the writing of Jesus of Suburbia, arguably 2005's worst musical sample and amongst the worst songs ever written. His vocals are incessantly raucous, unbearably monotonous, repetitive, and bordering on the skill of a Singstar newbie.

Claims that bisexuality is normal (thus clearing himself of defamation) and that all heterosexuality is the result of social dogma. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you your fuckwit.
Billie Joe Armstrong - Landslide victor of the coveted Fuckwit of Century award. A moron beyond society's comprehension.
by MrKapper April 09, 2006
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An Australian colloquialism; to be in a state of confusion.
Often used in a threatening or otherwise negative context.
To not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

If that bloke goes anywhere near my girl, I'll bash him so hard he won't know if he's Arthur or Martha!
by MrKapper July 09, 2006
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Clana

Conjoined name of the popular Smallville TV couple Clark (Tom Welling) and Lana (Kristin Kreuk). Coined by fanfiction writers and the Clark-Lana/Welling-Kreuk fangroup.
1: Clana forever!!
2: No, I much prefer Shoone....
by MrKapper December 01, 2005
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ping

A crude onomatopoeia used to indicate that one has an erection. Derived from comics wherein erection is associated with the text "Ping!".

More broadly, the term is used as an exclamation upon the sighting of a very attractive female, implying that the sighting has the potential to induce instant erection, or has already done so.

Sometimes used in online chat to substitute explanation in any of the cases above. I.e. the chatter will use "ping!" as a substitute for "I have an erection", or, "I agree, seeing Jessica Alba in a bikini makes me hard."
1: "I was sitting in class the other day and I saw up Lizzies skirt, and all of a sudden, PING!".

2: Tom - "Get a load of that girl in the bikini over there!"
George - "Ping!"
by MrKapper December 28, 2005
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chair

noun: a platform for sitting on. Usually consists of hard, sturdy legs and a cushioned platform with lumbar support.

verb: To use a chair (see above) to deliver a beating or severely hurt someone. Usually, threats involving chairs are used by wannabe gangsters as a means to intimidate others.
noun:
What a comfy chair...I could play CS on this all day...

verb:
1: What the **** are you looking at?
2: (begins explaining that he means no harm, tries to calm (1) down)
1: SHUT UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA!
2: Ok.
1: NAH, SHUT THE **** UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA RIGHT NOW!
by MrKapper June 30, 2007
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woop dee do

Sarcastic retort used in response to a comment that somebody has used to induce excitement or shock. Used with a sense of irony, in saying "woop-de-do", or even "woop-de-freaking-do", the second party is expressing indifference or mild annoyance at the content of the comment made.

Also used when one has excitedly passed on a piece of relatively unenlightening information.

Analogous with "so what", "oh wow!", "who cares", "big deal" and "o rly?".
1: OMFG I just killed Chris on Halo!!!!!1111one!!!!
2: Woop dee do......

1: YAY that hot guy just looked at me!
2: Well woop-dee-freaking-do!

1: Did you know that Dolphins can hold their breath for 666.23763548723 years??
2: Woop-dee-do...
by MrKapper December 08, 2005
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