mrkapper's definitions
This phrase is an exasperated attempt at getting clueless incompetent swines to find out something for themselves instead of pissing off everyone with mindless person-to-person technical queries over IM/IRC.
Usually a last resort used by the first party when the second party's incessant nagging has become tedious and annoying to the point of high blood pressure.
Usually a last resort used by the first party when the second party's incessant nagging has become tedious and annoying to the point of high blood pressure.
by MrKapper July 11, 2006
Get the Just fucking Google itmug. Statement made to infer that one is invariably similar to their parents. Often used negatively or ironically.
1: I heard that Jake is on drugs.
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.
1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....
1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!
2: Yeah, so was his dad.
1: Hmmm...the apple never falls far from the tree.
1: Stacy's Mom is teh shizzle.
2: Have you seen Stacy? The apple never falls far from the tree.....
1: You filthy little scoundrel, just like your father!
2: I'm nothing like my father!!!
1: The apple never falls far from the tree!
by MrKapper December 3, 2005
Get the the apple never falls far from the treemug. Sarcastic retort used in response to a comment that somebody has used to induce excitement or shock. Used with a sense of irony, in saying "woop-de-do", or even "woop-de-freaking-do", the second party is expressing indifference or mild annoyance at the content of the comment made.
Also used when one has excitedly passed on a piece of relatively unenlightening information.
Analogous with "so what", "oh wow!", "who cares", "big deal" and "o rly?".
Also used when one has excitedly passed on a piece of relatively unenlightening information.
Analogous with "so what", "oh wow!", "who cares", "big deal" and "o rly?".
1: OMFG I just killed Chris on Halo!!!!!1111one!!!!
2: Woop dee do......
1: YAY that hot guy just looked at me!
2: Well woop-dee-freaking-do!
1: Did you know that Dolphins can hold their breath for 666.23763548723 years??
2: Woop-dee-do...
2: Woop dee do......
1: YAY that hot guy just looked at me!
2: Well woop-dee-freaking-do!
1: Did you know that Dolphins can hold their breath for 666.23763548723 years??
2: Woop-dee-do...
by MrKapper December 8, 2005
Get the woop dee domug. n.
A penis freshly removed from an anus, either male or female. Derived from imagery all too obvious to require explanation here.
v.
To insert said choc knob into the mouth of sodomised partner; hence said partner is "choc-knobbed".
A penis freshly removed from an anus, either male or female. Derived from imagery all too obvious to require explanation here.
v.
To insert said choc knob into the mouth of sodomised partner; hence said partner is "choc-knobbed".
1: "Oh gross, wash that thing before you put it in my mouth!"
2: (inserts into mouth) "Choc knob, bitch."
2: (inserts into mouth) "Choc knob, bitch."
by MrKapper July 11, 2006
Get the choc knobmug.