ingsoc dollar

The Main currency of Oceania under INGSOC's regime. Designed by one of Big Brother's Minions, Made from the Ministry of Truth (Newspeak: Minitrue)
The Coins has the INGSOC symbol as the Tail, and Big Brother's face as the Head (which may hence "Big Brother is Watching You"). The Cash has INGSOC symbols, at it's front, with the amount of Cash labeled in between; and INGSOC quotes on the Back, with a Face of Big Brother.

Coins:
$0.01: Penny
$0.05: Nickel
$0.10: Dime
$0.20: Doubledime (Oldspeak: 2 Dimes)
$0.25: Quarter
$0.50: Half Loonie
$1: Loonie
$2: Toonie

Cash:
$5
$10
$20
$50
$100
$200
Shopkeeper: Hi, what do you wanna buy?
Ryan Evans: I want to buy 6 comics please
Shopkeeper: That will be 52. 30 ingsoc dollars please
Ryan Evans: I have a $100 dollar, so here you go.
Shopkeeper: Have a doubleplusgood day goodthinker!
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Blonkler

The Blonkler is a More Serious version of "The Jonkler", a Brainrot Version of "The Joker". It is the Brother of the Jonkler.
Teacher: Who is the Enemy of Joker?
Student: the Blonkler
Teacher: GET OUT!!
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a funny version of "touch me, i scream".
Me: What's your favourite song?
Blud: touch me ice cream ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
Me: well i like my cheese alkaline bruh
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scholar regime

a scholar regime is the principality of school, and telling students what to do, and even the principal being a liberal, a tyrant, etc.
Cyrus: Hey! This school banned drinking water. No wonder why i am thirsty.
Darius: That, is because of the scholar regime the school has.
Cyrus: What is even a scholar regime?
Co-principal: We are... I shouldn't had made that law, but Kim Jong called me that i get spared if i make everyone thirsty. i rather get replaced.
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shirk

verb: arabic for "association". an islamic sin popularly used as polytheism.

there are 3 main types of shirking:
minor shirk (shirk alasqar), which is only association to other deities, other than the religion's deities.
major shirk (shirk alakbar), which is WORSHIPPING these other deities.
atheist shirk (shirk alalhadi), which is total atheism other than what normal shirking is.
teacher: rule #622, no shirking is my class
that bro: you know christ is a son of g-
teacher: THAT IS MODERATE SHIRKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *explodes bro*
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stretch city

an exclamation to someone who is stuck to a sticky substance (e.g. glue), and is floating in the air (levitating)
Bully: Now with my new levitating powers, i shall proclaim myself as a prophet!
Bro: whoa! stretch city!
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