Definitions by mr. dickerson

man the harpoons 

phrase

usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.

"oh man, here comes that fat bitch, man the harpoons!"

man the harpoons by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007

ninjadick 

verb

to stick ones penis into someone else with the advantage of speed, surprise and stealth

"dude, i ninjadicked your mom in the shower last night"

ninjadick by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007

dank 

adjective

something incredibly awesome, or beneficial

"the mcrib is pretty fucking dank"

dank by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007

epic 

adjective

something so incredible that it can only be described as epic, few things fall into this category, but when they do, you will never forget them

"my girlfriend stuck her finger in my butthole last night, it was epic"

"that girl has epic tits"

epic by mr. dickerson June 6, 2007