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Puddle jumper

One who is 'light on his feet'. A gayboy, a mincer.
Fuck me! Look at that puddle jumper! Yeah, I bet he's good with colour!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
mugGet the Puddle jumpermug.

abfab

Arse Both Front And Back.
A lady with such a 'lovely personality' that, when viewed from the waist down, it is impossible to tell which way she is facing unless you can see her feet.
Look at the state of that!
Yeah definitely an abfab.
by morphinemitt May 26, 2008
mugGet the abfabmug.

good with colour

To be on the 'other bus'. Bowl from the pavillion end. Gay. Men who wear sandals or flip-flops. One who likes the Scissor sisters.
Fuck me,is he a raving faggot or what? Yeah, I bet he's good with colour.
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
mugGet the good with colourmug.

Fuck me with a frosty mop

An expletive used to convey anger about something or someone.
What d'ya mean I've GOT to do it? Well you can fuck me with a frosty mop!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
mugGet the Fuck me with a frosty mopmug.

nipper!

A double syllable word which when repeated enough times is so addictive it becomes tourette-like.
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
mugGet the nipper!mug.

tinter

The tinter, the perineum, the bit between arsehole and genitalia.
I was rubbing against her tinter, you know the bit in between: tinter arse, tinter twat!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
mugGet the tintermug.

tassive mits

Huge gazoombas. Big juicy tits. Funbags. Pappers etc etc.
Oh kimmo, you are puckin' ferfect, lovely slits, juicy arse and tassive mits!
by Morphinemitt April 28, 2008
mugGet the tassive mitsmug.

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