I'm taking ya!

A term used to describe the act of venting your frustration on someone/thing.

Hello, shropshire fitted kitchens? this is Mr Nipe, I'm just ringing to let you know...I'm taking ya! Anybody gets in my way...I'm taking them as well!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

My nipper

A boastful term used to describe one's offspring.

My nipper dunna like mondeo's, my nipper wouldn't open the door on a mondeo.

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

nipper!

A double syllable word which when repeated enough times is so addictive it becomes tourette-like.

My nipper! My fucking nipper!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

BOBFOC

Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch. A girl with a lovely personality. A girl with a face like a chewed-up toffee.

What about that one off Pop Idol? Nah, she's a BOBFOC, definitely a double-bagger!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Doris said!

A term used to describe a spurious conversation between yourself and someone of relative importance.

Doris said! I wanna make ya team leader... I said I conna fuckin' read or write!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

Mincer

To be 'on the wrong bus', Gay as fuck!

Yeah, he wears flip-flops, sandals AND shorts. What a mincer!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

stick my dick in your ear

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.

If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008