The $5 fist pump is a celebration by a redder when he wins. The celebration is short-lived when the redder is reminded that he merely won $5.
Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.
Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.
by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013
Get the $5 fist pumpmug. Someone who goes to Vegas, and upon returning, promptly starts mouthing details about the trip. This person is generally the first target of The Vegas Inquisition because they are the lowest hanging fruit.
When confronted about their non-stop yapping, they get very defensive about how they did not divulge every detail.
When confronted about their non-stop yapping, they get very defensive about how they did not divulge every detail.
by moraleboatanchor March 21, 2013
Get the Vegas mouthmug. Someone whose sole function at a company is to build the code that other people write. They must be available 24/7 to do what the actual engineers tell them. This includes 1am on Saturday.
Actual Engineer: Hey, I just finished my code update. Go build it, build beyatch.
Build Beyatch: Yes sir.
Build Beyatch: Yes sir.
by moraleboatanchor August 14, 2012
Get the build beyatchmug. A facetious way of labeling someone whom you most definitely do not want any sort of attachment to.
When someone calls another person "your dawg", you have five seconds to claim "he's not my dawg".
When someone calls another person "your dawg", you have five seconds to claim "he's not my dawg".
by moraleboatanchor March 24, 2013
Get the your dawgmug. A manwall breach occurs when the front line of the man wall is unable to keep strippers from breaking through to the men hiding behind the wall.
Strippers who breach the man wall are typically demographically undesirable and cannot take "no" for an answer. They bust through and promptly attach themselves like barnacles.
Strippers who breach the man wall are typically demographically undesirable and cannot take "no" for an answer. They bust through and promptly attach themselves like barnacles.
Larry was safely hidden behind the manwall until Mich let his guard down and a manwall breach occurred. Poor Larry never had a chance.
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
Get the manwall breachmug. A response from the perennially pwned when they decline to attend the annual guy's trip to Vegas.
The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.
The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.
Mich: You going to Vegas this year?
Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!
Mich: *eye roll*
Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!
Mich: *eye roll*
by moraleboatanchor January 21, 2013
Get the Count me in for next year!mug. A beericade is any device used to block a lunchtime beer from view. It is used by pwned employees who are afraid a fellow co-worker will wander in, see them drinking a beer, and report them.
I had a beer lunch with Bagels today. He was afraid someone would see him drinking a Xingu, so he made a beericade out of the napkin holder.
by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013
Get the beericademug.