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The Vegas Inquisition

The Vegas Inquisition occurs when playaz return from Vegas. Someone who was too pwned to go immediately bombards the playaz with nonstop questions about Vegas.

This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.
Goombah: So, uh, how'd you do in Vegas?

Mich: I did ok.

Goombah: Did anything cool happen?

Mich: You know the policy...

Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...

Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!

Count me in for next year! 

A response from the perennially pwned when they decline to attend the annual guy's trip to Vegas.

The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.
Mich: You going to Vegas this year?

Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!

Mich: *eye roll*

nerdgame 

A generic description of any video game that only pimple-laden teenagers should be playing, not grown men. They sure as hell should not be wasting time at work reading strategies, describing games from the previous night, etc.
Mich: Want to go out tonight?

Bagels: Nah, let's play nerdgame.

Mich: Uh, it's Friday.

Bagels: I know, the perfect night for nerdgame. Want to hear about this cool strategy I discovered? I just spent the last four hours listening to podcasts describing it.
nerdgame by moraleboatanchor November 27, 2012

egg butt 

A particularly awful smelling fart from deep within the bowels. It has the distinct sulfur odor usually associated with rotten eggs.
Stan: Dude, did you just shit your pants?

Eric: Mmmm, no. It was just egg butt.
egg butt by moraleboatanchor August 15, 2012

build beyatch

Someone whose sole function at a company is to build the code that other people write. They must be available 24/7 to do what the actual engineers tell them. This includes 1am on Saturday.
Actual Engineer: Hey, I just finished my code update. Go build it, build beyatch.

Build Beyatch: Yes sir.
build beyatch by moraleboatanchor August 14, 2012

replay to al

When you foolishly reply to all to an email chain, and upon realizing your error, you compound the problem with a followup "replay to al" email. This email is composed so frantically that it is littered with spelling errors and so much jibberish that it makes the SCOAMF sound coherent in comparison, even when He is off teleprompter!
The following is an actual "replay to al" email:

"I'm sory, I didnot meant to replay to al. I clacked the wrong massage. Pleese fergive me."
replay to al by moraleboatanchor August 13, 2012