Mich: So, uh, what'd you buy in for?
Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.
Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.
Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.
Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.
Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.
Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.
by moraleboatanchor March 25, 2013
The $5 fist pump is a celebration by a redder when he wins. The celebration is short-lived when the redder is reminded that he merely won $5.
Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.
Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.
by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013
Someone whose sole function at a company is to build the code that other people write. They must be available 24/7 to do what the actual engineers tell them. This includes 1am on Saturday.
Actual Engineer: Hey, I just finished my code update. Go build it, build beyatch.
Build Beyatch: Yes sir.
Build Beyatch: Yes sir.
by moraleboatanchor August 14, 2012
If you want to know what the S.S. Debacle is, you gotta go to Vegas to find out!
This definition will be the ultimate test of the Urban Dictionary Rubber Stamp.
This definition will be the ultimate test of the Urban Dictionary Rubber Stamp.
by moraleboatanchor June 14, 2013
This Urban Dictionary rubber stamp refers to the phenomenon that even the most ridiculously stupid definitions get approved.
Chi Chi: Can you believe that captain iridium got approved?
Jr: I know! It's so stupid, because osmium is the densest element, not iridium. It's the most pathetic attempt at a joke ever.
Chi Chi: That's the Urban Dictionary rubber stamp for you...
Jr: I know! It's so stupid, because osmium is the densest element, not iridium. It's the most pathetic attempt at a joke ever.
Chi Chi: That's the Urban Dictionary rubber stamp for you...
by moraleboatanchor April 27, 2013
The Vegas Inquisition occurs when playaz return from Vegas. Someone who was too pwned to go immediately bombards the playaz with nonstop questions about Vegas.
This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.
This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.
Goombah: So, uh, how'd you do in Vegas?
Mich: I did ok.
Goombah: Did anything cool happen?
Mich: You know the policy...
Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...
Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!
Mich: I did ok.
Goombah: Did anything cool happen?
Mich: You know the policy...
Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...
Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013