A self invite, or SI, occurs when someone decides to invite themselves into an activity to which they were not explicitly invited.
An "epic SI" is a derivative of the SI, where this person continues to invite themselves after being explicitly told "you are NOT invited".
Very frequently, this type of social ineptitude leads to being labeled your dawg in jest.
An "epic SI" is a derivative of the SI, where this person continues to invite themselves after being explicitly told "you are NOT invited".
Very frequently, this type of social ineptitude leads to being labeled your dawg in jest.
Mich showed up at my Super Bowl party and ate all the chips. I didn't invite him, so he self invited himself!
by moraleboatanchor March 24, 2013
Get the self invitemug. If you want to know what the S.S. Debacle is, you gotta go to Vegas to find out!
This definition will be the ultimate test of the Urban Dictionary Rubber Stamp.
This definition will be the ultimate test of the Urban Dictionary Rubber Stamp.
by moraleboatanchor June 14, 2013
Get the S.S. Debaclemug. The IM Police is a self-appointed task force of suck-ups, out to rid the world of working-from-home slackers. They constantly refresh IM contact lists, looking for idle timers that exceed three seconds.
Unfortunately, their sleuth skills are very limited and usually lead to debacular accusations. They make Barney Fife look like a supercop in comparison.
Unfortunately, their sleuth skills are very limited and usually lead to debacular accusations. They make Barney Fife look like a supercop in comparison.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Uh, can you explain why you went idle for 12 seconds just now? If you are working from home, you need to be working.
Abe: I'm on vacation, you pwned nitwit.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Oh... uh... see any good movies lately?
Abe: I'm on vacation, you pwned nitwit.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Oh... uh... see any good movies lately?
by moraleboatanchor March 27, 2013
Get the IM Policemug. A comps leech is someone who goes on a Vegas trip that is paid for mostly by comps from the rest of the group without actually providing any comps. This parasite tends to be a redder, which explains their inability to accumulate any substantial comps. Despite receiving a free room, they refuse to pay for even a $7 cab ride. They show no appreciation for the free stuff they are receiving, and often feel entitled to even more stuff.
Mich: How come I have to sleep on the cot???
Chi Chi: Because my back hurts, and because you are a comps leech.
Mich: That's BS. I think we should take turns.
Chi Chi: Yeah we dont care what you think. Next question.
Chi Chi: Because my back hurts, and because you are a comps leech.
Mich: That's BS. I think we should take turns.
Chi Chi: Yeah we dont care what you think. Next question.
by moraleboatanchor May 01, 2013
Get the comps leechmug. This Urban Dictionary rubber stamp refers to the phenomenon that even the most ridiculously stupid definitions get approved.
Chi Chi: Can you believe that captain iridium got approved?
Jr: I know! It's so stupid, because osmium is the densest element, not iridium. It's the most pathetic attempt at a joke ever.
Chi Chi: That's the Urban Dictionary rubber stamp for you...
Jr: I know! It's so stupid, because osmium is the densest element, not iridium. It's the most pathetic attempt at a joke ever.
Chi Chi: That's the Urban Dictionary rubber stamp for you...
by moraleboatanchor April 27, 2013
Get the Urban Dictionary rubber stampmug. The Vegas Inquisition occurs when playaz return from Vegas. Someone who was too pwned to go immediately bombards the playaz with nonstop questions about Vegas.
This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.
This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.
Goombah: So, uh, how'd you do in Vegas?
Mich: I did ok.
Goombah: Did anything cool happen?
Mich: You know the policy...
Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...
Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!
Mich: I did ok.
Goombah: Did anything cool happen?
Mich: You know the policy...
Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...
Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
Get the The Vegas Inquisitionmug.