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manwall breach

A manwall breach occurs when the front line of the man wall is unable to keep strippers from breaking through to the men hiding behind the wall.

Strippers who breach the man wall are typically demographically undesirable and cannot take "no" for an answer. They bust through and promptly attach themselves like barnacles.
Larry was safely hidden behind the manwall until Mich let his guard down and a manwall breach occurred. Poor Larry never had a chance.
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
mugGet the manwall breachmug.

comps leech

A comps leech is someone who goes on a Vegas trip that is paid for mostly by comps from the rest of the group without actually providing any comps. This parasite tends to be a redder, which explains their inability to accumulate any substantial comps. Despite receiving a free room, they refuse to pay for even a $7 cab ride. They show no appreciation for the free stuff they are receiving, and often feel entitled to even more stuff.
Mich: How come I have to sleep on the cot???

Chi Chi: Because my back hurts, and because you are a comps leech.

Mich: That's BS. I think we should take turns.

Chi Chi: Yeah we dont care what you think. Next question.
by moraleboatanchor May 1, 2013
mugGet the comps leechmug.

S.S. Debacle

If you want to know what the S.S. Debacle is, you gotta go to Vegas to find out!

This definition will be the ultimate test of the Urban Dictionary Rubber Stamp.
Pwned Nitwit: Man, I gotta go to Vegas to find out what this S.S. Debacle is!
by moraleboatanchor June 14, 2013
mugGet the S.S. Debaclemug.

$5 fist pump

The $5 fist pump is a celebration by a redder when he wins. The celebration is short-lived when the redder is reminded that he merely won $5.

Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.
Jr won a blackjack hand and ripped off a $5 fist pump as he raked in one whole red chip.
by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013
mugGet the $5 fist pumpmug.

Urban Dictionary rubber stamp

This Urban Dictionary rubber stamp refers to the phenomenon that even the most ridiculously stupid definitions get approved.
Chi Chi: Can you believe that captain iridium got approved?

Jr: I know! It's so stupid, because osmium is the densest element, not iridium. It's the most pathetic attempt at a joke ever.

Chi Chi: That's the Urban Dictionary rubber stamp for you...
by moraleboatanchor April 27, 2013
mugGet the Urban Dictionary rubber stampmug.

The Vegas Inquisition

The Vegas Inquisition occurs when playaz return from Vegas. Someone who was too pwned to go immediately bombards the playaz with nonstop questions about Vegas.

This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.
Goombah: So, uh, how'd you do in Vegas?

Mich: I did ok.

Goombah: Did anything cool happen?

Mich: You know the policy...

Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...

Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
mugGet the The Vegas Inquisitionmug.

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