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Mich: So, uh, what'd you buy in for?
Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.
Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.
Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.
Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.
Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.
Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.
by moraleboatanchor March 25, 2013
Get the Pai Gouged mug.A facetious way of labeling someone whom you most definitely do not want any sort of attachment to.
When someone calls another person "your dawg", you have five seconds to claim "he's not my dawg".
When someone calls another person "your dawg", you have five seconds to claim "he's not my dawg".
by moraleboatanchor March 24, 2013
Get the your dawg mug.This Urban Dictionary rubber stamp refers to the phenomenon that even the most ridiculously stupid definitions get approved.
Chi Chi: Can you believe that captain iridium got approved?
Jr: I know! It's so stupid, because osmium is the densest element, not iridium. It's the most pathetic attempt at a joke ever.
Chi Chi: That's the Urban Dictionary rubber stamp for you...
Jr: I know! It's so stupid, because osmium is the densest element, not iridium. It's the most pathetic attempt at a joke ever.
Chi Chi: That's the Urban Dictionary rubber stamp for you...
by moraleboatanchor April 27, 2013
Get the Urban Dictionary rubber stamp mug.A manwall breach occurs when the front line of the man wall is unable to keep strippers from breaking through to the men hiding behind the wall.
Strippers who breach the man wall are typically demographically undesirable and cannot take "no" for an answer. They bust through and promptly attach themselves like barnacles.
Strippers who breach the man wall are typically demographically undesirable and cannot take "no" for an answer. They bust through and promptly attach themselves like barnacles.
Larry was safely hidden behind the manwall until Mich let his guard down and a manwall breach occurred. Poor Larry never had a chance.
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
Get the manwall breach mug.A beericade is any device used to block a lunchtime beer from view. It is used by pwned employees who are afraid a fellow co-worker will wander in, see them drinking a beer, and report them.
I had a beer lunch with Bagels today. He was afraid someone would see him drinking a Xingu, so he made a beericade out of the napkin holder.
by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013
Get the beericade mug.The Vegas Inquisition occurs when playaz return from Vegas. Someone who was too pwned to go immediately bombards the playaz with nonstop questions about Vegas.
This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.
This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.
Goombah: So, uh, how'd you do in Vegas?
Mich: I did ok.
Goombah: Did anything cool happen?
Mich: You know the policy...
Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...
Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!
Mich: I did ok.
Goombah: Did anything cool happen?
Mich: You know the policy...
Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...
Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
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