montana is gay's definitions

Therapist

someone who gets payed to here you bitch about your feelings, wants your money, and in general, is a big gay Faggot.

"why don't you cry to your therapist you fucking homo!"

by montana is gay June 10, 2006

Kalispell

hell. the worste place God could have made. except for like...etheopia.

dont ever come to Kalispell

by montana is gay March 18, 2004

life

a bunch of bitches and assholes,sprinkled with cool people, saturated with bullshit, with a side dish of cool shit

no one in Kalispell has a life.

by montana is gay March 12, 2004

bizmark donut

while getting head, right before you bust a nut, put out, give her a black eye, and then cum on it.

a bizmark donut is not part of a healthy relationship

by montana is gay March 18, 2004

Yo cago en la leche de tu madre

Spanish for "I shit in the milk of your mother"

Juan, yo cago en la leche de tu madre.

by montana is gay May 11, 2004

chipmunk

a small animal in the rodent family. also a sexual act in which a girl giving a guy oral sex and then puts a nut in each cheek which gives her a chipmunk like appearence

damn1, and cant believe that girl did a chipmunk on me!

by montana is gay March 22, 2004

eyedea

one of the greatest MC's to step foot on planet earth. just fucking amazing. you should see this dude live cause he straight fucks it up.

eyedea and abilities are the illest shit ever

by montana is gay March 9, 2004