mojo's definitions

scrat

to be obsessed with earning a bob or two to the extent that your life suffers.

He's a right scrat. He's done 30 hours overtime this month.

by Mojo April 7, 2004

yeat

Hell NO

"why dont you go get that for me."
"Ya, YEAT"

by MoJo October 10, 2003

esmi'd

Owned +1.

When Saying "Owned" just doesn't seem enough, the word ESMI'D usually comes in quite handy.

Derived from the word SEMI, as in semi-truck, but was changed to ESMI on a drunken AIM chat.

"OMFG! He totally got ESMI'D!"

by Mojo January 7, 2005

Bison

To be very large in size

My cock is Bison

by Mojo April 7, 2004

Relationshit

A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.

I'm stuck in a crappy relationshit with Jenny.

by Mojo March 1, 2005

muffin

euphamism for the rear end of an attractive young female

girl got a fine-ass muffin back there

by Mojo February 15, 2005

oowaps

A firearm, usually a semi-automatic/ submachine gun.

"No joke, I smoke gunshots you heard from blocks and blocks/
I bust Mac-10s, oo-wops and Glocks"
-Buckshot from Black Moon

by Mojo November 22, 2004