mojo's definitions

pea

Small, green vegetable

I eat peas.

by MoJo April 18, 2003

rise

To get someone emotionally upset, or to get them to acknowledge in a profound way what was said.

Last night I really got a rise out of Linda when I told her what her boyfriend had done.

by Mojo January 12, 2005

muffin

euphamism for the rear end of an attractive young female

girl got a fine-ass muffin back there

by Mojo February 15, 2005

Relationshit

A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.

I'm stuck in a crappy relationshit with Jenny.

by Mojo March 1, 2005

scrat

to be obsessed with earning a bob or two to the extent that your life suffers.

He's a right scrat. He's done 30 hours overtime this month.

by Mojo April 7, 2004

oowaps

A firearm, usually a semi-automatic/ submachine gun.

"No joke, I smoke gunshots you heard from blocks and blocks/
I bust Mac-10s, oo-wops and Glocks"
-Buckshot from Black Moon

by Mojo November 22, 2004

esmi'd

Owned +1.

When Saying "Owned" just doesn't seem enough, the word ESMI'D usually comes in quite handy.

Derived from the word SEMI, as in semi-truck, but was changed to ESMI on a drunken AIM chat.

"OMFG! He totally got ESMI'D!"

by Mojo January 7, 2005