mojo's definitions

esmi'd

Owned +1.

When Saying "Owned" just doesn't seem enough, the word ESMI'D usually comes in quite handy.

Derived from the word SEMI, as in semi-truck, but was changed to ESMI on a drunken AIM chat.

"OMFG! He totally got ESMI'D!"

by Mojo January 7, 2005

rise

To get someone emotionally upset, or to get them to acknowledge in a profound way what was said.

Last night I really got a rise out of Linda when I told her what her boyfriend had done.

by Mojo January 12, 2005

Kent State

A gathering place for under-achievers between the ages of 18 and 31, located on the site of a former National Guard shooting range.

I don't know what I want to do with my life, man, but my moms wants me to get me an education so I'm gonna chill for a while at Kent State.

by Mojo February 15, 2005

szczerbiak

A highly effective move in basketball performed by a good-looking white boy from Long Island or the Midwest.

You better dial back the smack, homeslice, or I'm gonna have to Szczerbiak your ass.

by Mojo February 15, 2005

key

simply delicious in taste

Mmmm, this casserole is key, Mrs. Johnson.

by Mojo February 15, 2005

bust

(v)
to remove one's shirt when lifting in the fre weight room

dude, you got chest today?...you gonna bust?

by Mojo February 15, 2005

tedi

what some call beer or a brewski (see Tedi Bruschi of the New England Patriots)

dude, when you go to the fridge can you grab me a couple Tedi's?

by Mojo June 19, 2006