mojo's definitions

Youngstown tune-up

(n) a car bombing
circa 1950's

after reporting what he saw to the local authorities the shop owner received a Youngstown tune-up upon entering his vehicle park outside the Jungle Inn.

by Mojo May 13, 2005

tedi

what some call beer or a brewski (see Tedi Bruschi of the New England Patriots)

dude, when you go to the fridge can you grab me a couple Tedi's?

by Mojo June 19, 2006

youngstown

(n) Where Satan threatens to send residents of hell who are deemed unworthy. This desolate, barren wasteland was at one time an important manufacturer of steel, ranking third in the country in gross production - behind only Pitsburgh, PA and Gary, IN. After helping the U.S. military conquer the Nazis the city turned its attention to mafia car-bombings (known as a Youngstown tune-up). After much white flight, the city became a great place for crack-whores (especially lower Market Street,..you know near Chamlmers). Jim Tressel did what he could to return dignity to the city by capturing 4 National Championships in Division I-AA Football, but any gains made there have since been nullified by the imprisonment of the congressman, sheriff, prosecutor, county commissioner and a couple judges. Mess with Youngstown (the fucking Valley to you) and you will get skinned alive if you are lucky.

Youngstown is one crazy-ass shithole.

by Mojo February 15, 2005

crazypenguin

A korean mammal. Yet it is confused with chinese.

Harmless until disturbed and can unleash WMD.

Damn those crazypenguins.

by mojo January 19, 2004

snare

To be a miser

He is tighter than a snare drum!

by Mojo April 7, 2004

Punto

the act of eating out someones ass.

tonite im going to have a punto party.

by mojo April 23, 2003

fedijio

One who fedijes. A person with fedije like characteristics.

Man, davin is such a fedijio

by Mojo September 29, 2004