mojo's definitions

curl one

To excrete an immense piece of faeces that is "C" shaped

I've not shit for 3 days and need to curl a fat one.

by Mojo April 7, 2004

pawan

A computer develoved by an Indian civil engineer from Intel corporation in 90's. Also known as Pentium-I or P1.

Pawan is good video game player, CBZ rider and bong smoker.

by mojo April 14, 2005

Pavement

noun: mixture of powdered rock that hardens when water is added, often used to make sidewalks out of.

noun 2: A darn good band.

Your pavement is eating all the leftover organs!

by MoJo April 20, 2003

shit on toast

an over clocked cpu cooled by liquid nitrogen

my shit on toast scored 33k 3dmark01

by mojo July 25, 2004

doof doof

Techno music played loudly, usually in rice cars.

"Chuck couldn't sleep last night cuz all the riceboyz were doing laps playing doof doof.

by Mojo August 16, 2003

szczerbiak

A highly effective move in basketball performed by a good-looking white boy from Long Island or the Midwest.

You better dial back the smack, homeslice, or I'm gonna have to Szczerbiak your ass.

by Mojo February 15, 2005

Youngstown tune-up

(n) a car bombing
circa 1950's

after reporting what he saw to the local authorities the shop owner received a Youngstown tune-up upon entering his vehicle park outside the Jungle Inn.

by Mojo May 13, 2005