National Jerk Off Day

In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)

My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Knob Job

A blow job Hog Smoking

Many bitches enjoy giving a knob job, while all guys enjoy receiving a knob job!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2007

Bobbing-for-Apples

When a chick deep throats a guy, he gives her an Adam's Apple; cock sucking

Many chicks go Bobbing-for-Apples on/with Ron Jeremy!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2011

Equal Opportunity

A guy that will tap broads of any color (EO for short); the opposite of Pussy Racist

MOCO is Equal Opportunity - "All pussies are pink on the inside!"

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Double Jizz

After climaxing once, the guy keeps fucking or jerking hard into a weaker climax

You don't have to be a teenager to produce a double jizz!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2008

Ham Glazing

1) Blow job (where the saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)

Some broads are experts at ham glazing!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2009

She had hands like André the Giant

The indication that a "chick" is actually a dude

I wasn't going to look below the belt because she had hands like André the Giant

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008