moco & p-phat's definitions

Big Woodrow

Huge dick; large cock; grand schlong

Lisa adores MOCO's Big Woodrow!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Hobby Ho

Chicks, broads, dames (since they like dick - Hobby Horse)

Most dames are hobby hos since their hobby is riding dick!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Bush Whacking

Shaving all of the hair from a broad's pussy

(pussy = bush; whacking = shaving)

MOCO is going to perform some bush whacking!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Pitching & Catching

Positions involved in anal sex - usually, used to describe gay sex in which the pitcher is "pitching" (throwing) the heat and the catcher is "catching" (receiving) the heat

Batman & Robin

In a pitching & catching scenario, Tom Cruise is definitely the catcher!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Pitching Mound

Pussy, twat, cunt (where a guy pitches his balls)

MOCO was performing at the pitching mound; batter up!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Roadette

The female version of the Roadie:
1) If the guy is driving, he fingers the broad
2) If the broad is driving, the guy eats her out

Lisa performed the roadie; now MOCO wants to give her a roadette!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

The Footlong

Sliding your dick between a broad's ass cheeks until you cum; your dick is the hotdog and her ass is the bun; works best if the broad has junk in her trunk (it's a "titty" fuck down-under) Jizz Toss

MOCO gave Edith The Footlong last night!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008