moco & p-phat's definitions

Mattress Mamboo

Fucking, banging, having sex

MOCO: It's mattress mamboo time!!!

Lisa: Yeah yeah!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Hole-in-One

A bitch (contortionist) that can lick her own pussy

The bitch at the circus can perform a hole-in-one!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

That's NOT What She Said

The opposite of "That's What She Said"; when an innocent statement is interpreted sexually - lack of sexual skill, small pecker, etc. - when in fact the statement refers to something else

P-Phat: Dude, what do you think of my new loft?

MOCO: Dude, it's so small

P-Phat: That's NOT What She Said!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Cooter-Shooter

A guy fucking a chick - when his cock explodes, he shoots his load either in or on a chick's twat (cooter)

John Holmes: I will be your cooter-shooter!

Chick: Hell yeah!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Jobbie Nooner

Placing (making) a booty call between 11 am and 1 pm

(related to the Jobbie Dawner - the early morning booty call)

A Jobbie Nooner is the best lunch ever; just ask MOCO!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Double Jizz

After climaxing once, the guy keeps fucking or jerking hard into a weaker climax

You don't have to be a teenager to produce a double jizz!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

Hot-Dogging

When a guy places and then thrusts his dick (hot dog) between a chick's ass cheeks (buns) - similar to titty fucking) - there is no penetration; just add mayo (cum); works best when the chick has a lot of "junk in the trunk"

How many guys have been Hot-Dogging with Kim Kardashian?

by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011