Landing Patch

Narrow patch of pubic hair above a woman's snatch

Lisa's landing patch safely landed MOCO's 747!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Black Myth

The belief that Black men have the largest dicks

Jessica: I rode P-Phat's huge white hobby horse last night!

Lisa: And?

Jessica: There is definitely a Black Myth; P-Phat's dick was much bigger than my black ex's!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Jobby Nooner

Mardi Gras of the Midwest; Drunken orgy that takes place over Memorial and Labor Day Weekends on Gull Island, Michigan

Work? Fuck no; it's Jobby Nooner time!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Jizz-Bomb

A balloon filled with water and laced with jizz that is thrown at someone

I threw a jizz-bomb at Randy; he wondered why it was salty!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Bush Whacking

Shaving all of the hair from a broad's pussy

(pussy = bush; whacking = shaving)

MOCO is going to perform some bush whacking!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Hobby Ho

Chicks, broads, dames (since they like dick - Hobby Horse)

Most dames are hobby hos since their hobby is riding dick!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Get Your Stank On

Fucking - the stank is pussy juice - get it on your dick Stinkie Twinkie

Dude 1: I need some pussy!

Dude 2: Get Your Stank On!

by MOCO & P-Phat October 19, 2011