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internal cumshot 

The act of shooting ones load into the oraface or hole of anothers body, thus the term "internal."

Often done vaginally,(the best) also possible anally, thats where you get shit-dick and also inside of a girls mouth where robin spits (maiden name swallows) got her last name from (austin powers 2)
1. Ya bobby shot it up all in her that night and got it good 3 weeks later with that damn + sign still burned into his eyes.
2. ya they now will forever called him shitdick ever since the day he fucked that dirty little slut (who never whipes) in the ass had a little internal cumbustion which got them some both nasty infections, that made it so that little slut couldnt shit right or little bobby fuck right for a week.
3. Ya they took that little slut from above back to the hospital to get her stomach pumped when it was found that she had swallowed cause both her holes were plugged from fucking around.
internal cumshot by MK March 21, 2005
Reffering to the size of a mans dick
1. small(2-3.9 fully erect)-said to be like a row boat to england hey slow and steady my ass this little peeper will get you more laughs than actual results. Not to diss but hey bubs you might wanna make sure its not an erectile disfunction or somethin first. And a little FYI did you know that a mans true penis size is actually double what sticks out. yup half of that doodly bobberactually sits inside of ya. (and they can now surgically move that extra out for ya. So what ya waitin for stop getting on the low end running patrols and take a step up and BUY that bigger boat now while you can afford it!!!
2. Medium(4-6 fully erect)- nothing wrong here. fast and the furious this midsize fits all and often delivers faster or spills its cargo faster depending where he sails and what ports he pulls into.Great for virgins!!! and girls not interested in performance or size (gen the min for girls)
3. Big(6-8 fully erect)- Good size to see on pornos makes you look like a real man often gets both good and great results. Nothing can go wrong here fits into most size compartments though not so good for virgins and great for breaking in already broken in teens. Sails into both small and large ports great for all ages (age 18+ people) have fun!!!
4. Huge(9+) what girls often fantasize about but cant fully comprehend (damn blonds, hey im blond to so dont be to upset). Its like the equivalent of a size d bra or what do they call it size E the man's gotta been combining surgery with steroids or something that thing is almost as big around as your arm girls. if you wanna have a pussy like you just had a child than go for this. These Monster tankers can sail into only the most open ports VIRGINS BE WARNED!!!
"it aint the size of the boat that counts its the motion of the ocean and how you move about it."
IT is said that the size of a mans penis aint based on how big is nose is or how skinny or fat he may be or how pointy is shows are but on the size of his palm. Yup thats right, right in a medical book which states that the palm is equal to 1% of ones total body survace and right down there on the picture of a man being divided into persentages is the mans groind with a big fat 1% right smack in the middle so if size is your thing or you just wanna compare notes all ya gotta do is check the guys palm and about 90% of the time you'll be closer than than you think.
Mansize by MK March 21, 2005
1.A wierdo or correctly spelled weirdo is a person who is strange or has strange behavior.
2.A person who acts or is abnormal to what is considered "normal" Synonyms would be strange, freak
"johnny is such a wierdo because he collects barbies!"(johnny is a wierdo because most people consider it strange that a guy would play or collect things ment for girls.
{CC: being considered a wierdo is not nor ever is bad.}
wierdo by MK March 20, 2005
1.(N) to be considered outside the norm;abnormal
2.(N) a person with habits or looks that arent considered normal
3.(adj)describing something abnormal or out of place
4.(N) someone or something not well known
1. that guy is so strange
2. that guy wearing that barny shirt and short skirt looks so strange
3. that strange guy looked so wierd standing outside of her window like that
4.Mommy told me not to talk to strangers
strange by MK March 20, 2005

Fat mini-van driver

1. Often a fat chick behind the wheel of an SUV or better known as a mini-van
2. A very dangerous and lazy driver often seen cutting people off and driving others off the road while snacking on a bucket of Hungry bucket chicken and a box of donuts
Damn look at the fat chick drivin while eatin that... oh SH#*@ look the F*** out shes coming right for us! (car screeches by) damn I told you to take the down that stupid sign! (sign reads: ALL YOU CAN EAT!!!)
Fat mini-van driver by MK March 20, 2005

Mini Van Driver 

1.A Mini-Van Driver is a person who drives a mini van also see the words fat mini-van driver, foreign driver
soccer mom
2. A person with no respect or care for the countless gallons of precious fuel sucked up by those gas hogs called mini-vans.
3. A driver classified in the most sited vehicle on the road today (next to the SUV or as i like to call the Jeep mini-van)
4. a driver classified as one of the most dangerous hazards on the roads today (almost above drunk drivers).
5. A member of a really big family, often a mother (often called a soccer mom)
ya My mom drives a mini-van
Mini Van Driver by MK March 20, 2005

pain 'n pleasure 

1. A mix of pain and pleasure or one that accociates pain as a form of pleasure whether for arrousal or comfort.
1. one the mixes pain and pleasure in their business.
a couple who get off spanking each other during sex.
a man who gets off by shoving an egg up his asshole (I have heard of a case where this actually happened; long story short he tried to fish it out w/ a coat hanger and you can guess what happens next)
pain 'n pleasure by MK March 20, 2005