Definitions by mitch00uk

beer leech 

Someone who never buys around or beer, or even his own beer

John is such a beer leech, he has never brought a drink in his life, although he is generous with his bird, we all have had her

beer leech by mitch00uk April 5, 2015

creepy herbert 

A rhyming slang for a dirty pervert, someone who has a warped outlook on sex to the point of being viewed as very odd

that bloke who lives at that end house is a right creepy Herbert, I saw him masterbating over a pile of fresh dog poo, it stinks

creepy herbert by mitch00uk April 5, 2015

plastic selfie 

When you pass off someone else's selfie as ur own for any purposre

That bird I was talking to posted a plastic selfie to me, when I arranged to meet her, she had a nose like a Concord, and her face was fatter then Kim kardashan ass

plastic selfie by mitch00uk April 5, 2015

lottery wings

When ones bingo wings get huge, they get upgraded to lottery wings

She was soooo ugly, her ass was like a bouncey castle, she was so fat that she didn't have bingo wings but lottery wings

lottery wings by mitch00uk April 5, 2015

wanking closet 

A public toilet or toilet cubicle

Where u been john huh, have you been in the wanking closet again, I told u last week if u feel the need have a cold shower or read fat naked birds, don't wank at work!!!!

wanking closet by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

tonker toy 

A penis.

Oi put that away mate. This is a cake shop, you can't play with your tonker toy in here, there is enough fresh cream in the cakes

tonker toy by mitch00uk April 4, 2015

pussy tearing 

Rough sex involving a vagina

I'm really going to have it hard tonight , I'm going to find some rough sort and go pussy tearing

pussy tearing by mitch00uk April 4, 2015