cockpower

(See horsepower) a mark of rating to how one's penis performs during sexual intercourse, a quick ending for example would be low cockpower, a long performance would mean a lot of cockpower

Dont sleep with Steve his cockpower is low, although he went 0 to 60 in 2 seconds but then his penis failed

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

cod squirt

Female ejaculation of the fishy variety

When my bird came she squirted cod juice in my eye, it burns it burns , fucking cod squirt

by mitch00uk March 24, 2015

bum whistle

A high pitched fart from ones anus

That sounded like a bum whistle, it was I just let rip

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

heroin teeth

Teeth belonging to a heroin user, rotting,black and missing

I can tell Jack's on the gear, he has heroin teeth, if his breath could be bagged up and sold it would give you a bigger knockout buzz then heroin

by mitch00uk April 01, 2015

lottery wings

When ones bingo wings get huge, they get upgraded to lottery wings

She was soooo ugly, her ass was like a bouncey castle, she was so fat that she didn't have bingo wings but lottery wings

by mitch00uk April 05, 2015

whacking up

Another word for injecting drugs

I saw Steve whacking up, he used a dirty needle, his been injecting drugs now for a year

by mitch00uk April 12, 2015

bum injection

Having a penis up your anus

Bend over and take it like a man, its bum injection time, pucker up

by mitch00uk April 07, 2015