mitch00uk's definitions

dead swimmers

When a male doesn't have the ability to have children due to having dead sperm

Don't worry about taking your pill Linda, I can't have kids I've got dead swimmers,

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

vagtable sex

When a women uses vegetables to masterbate, a play on the words vagina and vegtables

Women- how much is that cucumber,
Shop keeper- 70pence love,
Women - great I will take it, its big enough for the vagtable sex I've got planned,
Shop keeper- want another for ur ass, i can do two for a pound.

by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

up your anus

To tell someone to fuck right off

Up your anus mate if you think I'm gonna suck ur mums tit

by mitch00uk April 7, 2015

rotton cotton

Used piece of cotton like material used for female periods, sanity towels , tampak , or sock

Dirty bitch left her rotton cotton in my microwave again

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

heroin teeth

Teeth belonging to a heroin user, rotting,black and missing

I can tell Jack's on the gear, he has heroin teeth, if his breath could be bagged up and sold it would give you a bigger knockout buzz then heroin

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

bum fudgicals

Bits of poo you find in your pants which you never knew about

I found some treasure in my boxers , I took them off and found some bum fudgicals, fantastic

by mitch00uk April 1, 2015

scrubbing brush

A over the top hairy pussy

Her pussy was so rough and hairy u could use it to do the washing up, its was like a scrubbing brush

by mitch00uk March 31, 2015