Definitions by mitch00uk

scammel nuts 

Big erect nipples

Look at them scammel nuts on her

scammel nuts by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

crusty bryson

Someone who fucks one over in favour of himself

That Jamie crusty bryson me

crusty bryson by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

hoes handbag 

A hoes over large pussy, so large you can fit the contents of a handbag within

Her pussy is a hoes handbag its so big I could park my car there

hoes handbag by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

whiffy pussy

A foul stenching pussy, then needs not only washing but bleeching

Gees is that mine or your whiffy pussy

whiffy pussy by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

dirty guff 

A filty dirty smelly pussy

I am not going up that dirty guff for all the fish in the sea

dirty guff by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

pedo whacker 

A stick that every community should have that is capable of doing lasting damage to those who interfere with children

Isn't that the geezer who touched that young girl, yes it is , get the pedo whacker out. And go to town on his head

pedo whacker by mitch00uk March 27, 2015

smelly fanny flapping

A competition to see who can flap out the grossest fanny smell

She's the regional champion at smelly fanny flapping, what a whiff worth a sniff

smelly fanny flapping by mitch00uk March 26, 2015