Definitions by mitch00uk

peacock bitch 

A girl who is very proud of her behind to the point of sticking it out to gain male attention

She's such a peacock bitch, sticking her ass out for attention,

peacock bitch by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

bum tonguing 

Form of sexual gratification using ones tougue to lick anothers anus

I love bum tonguing , shitter licking is the best, yummy

bum tonguing by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

meal for one

Masterbating oneself

I'm single still, looks like its a meal for one again tonight, best warm my right arm up

meal for one by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

rotton but never forgotten 

Something so bad it will always be remembered

That was so rotton but never forgotten, I will always know and remember

rotton but never forgotten by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

ear crust 

When the wax's inside the ear goes dry and hard and starts to crust

Mate you need to clean them ears, I can see your ear crust from here

ear crust by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

filthy gusset 

A very rotting stenching pussy

It was horrible, I've shed a stone since I took her knickers off and saw her filthy gusset, it was every kind of rank possible, i got a S.T.I just looking at it

filthy gusset by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

dead baby towel 

A rag or towel used to wipe spunk/sperm from off oneself after intercourse

Pass the dead baby towel over please I'm covered in my own cum

dead baby towel by mitch00uk March 29, 2015