mistress of munchies's definitions

keep the hotel empty

To use birth control. First associated with birth control pills.

Stop eating those, you idiot! They're my keep-the-hotel-empty pills!

by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005

sausagewear

1) Ill-fitting clothes on fat people
2) Condoms


My dear old dad created the first definition. As a foul-minded college kid, I must continue on...

The president becomes very upset when he hears about young teens sporting sausagewear because it's too suggestive.

by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005

bake sale

The ongoing activity of a pot dealer


As far as I know, this is my own creation :-D

I'm thinking of setting up a bake sale soon because I'm sick of working at McDonalds.

by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005