keep the hotel empty

To use birth control. First associated with birth control pills.

Stop eating those, you idiot! They're my keep-the-hotel-empty pills!

by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005

bake sale

The ongoing activity of a pot dealer


As far as I know, this is my own creation :-D

I'm thinking of setting up a bake sale soon because I'm sick of working at McDonalds.

by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005

sausagewear

1) Ill-fitting clothes on fat people
2) Condoms


My dear old dad created the first definition. As a foul-minded college kid, I must continue on...

The president becomes very upset when he hears about young teens sporting sausagewear because it's too suggestive.

by mistress of munchies March 14, 2005