The sensitive inner rim of the butthole closest to the vagina - hitting this “point” accidentally with the penis can cause your partner to see stars and will likely require a pause in action
Going at it pretty hard last night and accidentally poked her in the starpoint - hurt so much we had to stop and ended up just watching Netflix for the rest of the night
by milpoolSK April 01, 2018
When you poop after eating a lot of roughage that didn't fully digest & the stools produce a scrape & scratch sensation as they pass through your sphincter.
I ate a kale salad quickly last night for dinner and maybe didn't chew it up enough because the healthy scratch I felt this morning looked like it was mostly caused by all the green in the bowl
by milpoolSK February 22, 2023
At the end of a significant #2, during cleanup (wiping) and you realize more gas is going to be released and you do not remove your hand from the wiping region and the gas turns out to be a shart which results in you pooping directly into the TP held by the wiping hand.
by milpoolSK June 20, 2017
A poop that is rigid and dense to the point where passing it causes extreme pain to the sphincter. Typically a result of being constipated. Can be avoided with an OTC stool softener.
I should have had some pizza before I passed out last night - woke up with an iron steamer and almost cried like a baby when I finally worked it out
by milpoolSK March 07, 2017
An Irish Bullseye is when a person playing darts or another game involving a target is either so drunk or hungover that just hitting the target is considered a bullseye
One more shot of Jameson and I’ll be seeing 2 targets up there - won’t even be able to hit an Irish Bullseye
by milpoolSK March 12, 2018
A temporary "frosty" relationship on Facebook where a Facebook friend gets mad at you & starts liking all of your common friends posts, but ignores your posts. This is done in order to express their temporary disdain for you and make you feel like you are out in the cold.
Omg - my sister in law put me in a like-cicle on FB because I took my brother out the other night and got him hammered. Why is she blaming me bc her husband was overserved? Gonna be a long winter...
by milpoolSK October 26, 2018
Deliberately aiming for and ejaculating on a women's pubic hair - covering as much as possible so that it appears as though the hair has been painted
My wife didn't tell me where to finish so I decided to paint the triangle - then she got mad because everything was stuck together when she woke up the next morning
by milpoolSK July 19, 2017