Definitions by mikie the yorkie

mr whipple 

Sellers who will burn in ebay hell for crimes against the community.

Sellers who don't send what they list. Sellers who lie about an items condition. Sellers who expect you to pay to correct their mistakes. Sellers who make you wonder if ebay gives a dam. Mr whipple is the main reason mikie the yorkie dropped ebay.

mr whipple by mikie the yorkie March 9, 2008

ebay tard 

Some one who thinks they are getting real good deals on ebay when they are getting screwed.

He paid $50 for the monitor + $50 for shipping he could have got it new at office max for $90 what an ebay tard. She didn't get the shipping costs before biding ,her bargain was twice as much as walmarts regular price ebay tardation strikes again. If I pay $10 to ship your crap back to you , you will refund my $5 , what do you think I am an ebay retard. Mikie the yorkie thinks ebay tards should be helped not made fun of.

ebay tard by mikie the yorkie March 6, 2008

ebay refugee 

some one who got burned one time too many on ebay and fled the comunity. can be a buyer or seller usually some what bitter over the way ebay and paypal treated them. truly believes ebay's talk about comunity is bullshit, and ebay dosen't care what happens as long as it gets paid.

a person who uses craigslist or other local sites to buy and sell,takes only cash, and inspects the merchandise before buying. i'm a ebay refugee it's more trouble to go to the flea market, but there i can handle what i'm buying. mikie the yorkie is a ebay refugee who hangs at craigslist.

ebay refugee by mikie the yorkie March 2, 2008

cl jerk 

a craigslist seller who dosent leave contact information. a seller who doesn't respond to e mails or phone calls. a seller who sets up a time to meet and dosen't show.a seller who expects you to belive that all the bigscreen tv needs is a fuse. a seller who claims it worked last time he tried it, or it worked when you got it,and you somehow broke it. a seller who will sell something after you put down a deposite and have left to get the rest of the cash, and doesn't understand why you are pissed. ebay scamers gone local

the cl jerk thought i would buy his pile of junk without hearing it run first. his post has been up for 3 days and the cl jerk never did return my phone calls. i thought the guy was a cl jerk but he made things right. mikie the yorkie wishes cl jerks would go back to ebay.

cl jerk by mikie the yorkie March 2, 2008

cleek 

from cl(craigslist) and geek. someone who spends too much time on craigslist or other such sites.

when ever i get on the computer i check out craigslist, i'm turning into a cleek. that guy spends more time on craigslist than on free porn what a cleek. if i wasn't a cleek i couldn't afford anything. mikie the yorkie is a cleek.

cleek by mikie the yorkie March 1, 2008