mike p's definitions

Smota

A smota is when the mortician rips off a dead guys dick and does her self with it.

"That dead guy would make a great smota!" Or "I had the best smota sex last night!"

by Mike P December 17, 2004

joons

Short form for "Junior Bacon Cheeseburger", a popular item on Wendy's Fast Food Value Menue enjoyed by many obese people and stoners.

Hey man i've been smoking dank all night lets go buy some joons.

by mike p June 1, 2004

hosta

The condition in which your penis hangs one way or the other.

Shameekwa: Dat nigga had some massive left hosta!
Elizabeth: I love left hosta!

by Mike P January 29, 2005

Everlong

an amazing song that is always played at weddings, I've heard like 800 times and I'm still not sick of it.

Me: Lemme go listen to Everlong
Kid: this is like the billionth time uv heard it man

by mike p April 15, 2004

loony

Someone who thinks they are effected by the phases of the moon - especially a full moon

You must be a loony

by Mike P January 21, 2004

The Colour and the Shape

A masterpiece created by Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters. With flawless and amazing songs like Everlong, My Hero, Monkey Wrench, and Hey, Johnny Park!

This is a great CD, great from track 1 to 12.

by mike p April 15, 2004

Hilton sisters

Ugly anorexic douchebags that spend their money foolishly and only live to pose in front of the cameras.

Need to die

by Mike P December 3, 2003