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whigger

1) a caucasian who doubts his own toughness, so thinks he can fool people into fearing and respecting him by acting black. Ironically, the effect is the opposite. No one is afraid of a whigger not even a smaller whigger.

2) an embarrassingly bad white rapper, generally not applied to the very few talented white rappers like Eminem.
1) Whenever someone hassles him he does his whigger routine because he thinks it will scare them.

2) Vanilla Ice is a whigger.
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006
mugGet the whiggermug.

back boob

a fatty deposit on the back that hangs in such a way that it resembles a nippleless breast. May sometimes result from a bra that is too tight, causing temporary back boobs. Mostly seen on very fat women or men with manboobs.
"He's got a sick fetish--he goes to the nude beach just to look at back boobs."
by Mike Oxhard September 30, 2006
mugGet the back boobmug.

crack ho

1) a prostitute who only sells access to his or her anus. 2) butt monkey 3) a girl who exposes her anal cleft by wearing pants that ride too low.
Man, sometimes you can get a crack ho for half as much as a taco ho.
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006
mugGet the crack homug.

metrosexual

A flaming, obvious homosexual, who nonetheless claims to be hetero, fooling only women, but not gay or straight men. May still be in denial about his sexual orientation, but can't suppress the fashion sense.
GIRL: He's not gay, he's a metrosexual!
GUY: Oh, yeah? Has he tried to have sex with you?
GIRL: No, he said he doesn't want to ruin our friendship...
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006
mugGet the metrosexualmug.

cork

what you must insert to keep the hamster from escaping your ass.
He's in, now cork it before he gets out!
by Mike Oxhard July 13, 2006
mugGet the corkmug.

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