Definitions by mike oxhard

Texas Tard 

Nickname for George W. Bush, who was actually born in Connecticut. Not used in direct address because no one ever told him what "retard" means or that he is one.

The Texas Tard thinks he can invade Iran without starting World War III.

Texas Tard by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006

jingle fever

The attraction a woman feels to a man with a lot of money. (origin: relates to jingling sound of many coins in a pocket).

As soon as she saw his Maserati, she got jingle fever.

jingle fever by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006

crack ho 

1) a prostitute who only sells access to his or her anus. 2) butt monkey 3) a girl who exposes her anal cleft by wearing pants that ride too low.

Man, sometimes you can get a crack ho for half as much as a taco ho.

crack ho by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006

whigger 

1) a caucasian who doubts his own toughness, so thinks he can fool people into fearing and respecting him by acting black. Ironically, the effect is the opposite. No one is afraid of a whigger not even a smaller whigger.

2) an embarrassingly bad white rapper, generally not applied to the very few talented white rappers like Eminem.

1) Whenever someone hassles him he does his whigger routine because he thinks it will scare them.

2) Vanilla Ice is a whigger.

whigger by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006

whegro 

A white person who acts like a caricature of a ghetto black. Whegro is generally used by those uncomfortable saying whigger because it is derived from nigger. See also whafrican American

That whegro needs to pull up his pants and get a job.

whegro by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006