Definitions by mike e boy

strawberry milkshake

the act of cumming in a girls face and hitting her in the nose

she yelled someone elses name so i gave her a strawberry milkshake in her sleep!

strawberry milkshake by mike e boy September 25, 2005

box rot 

when ones twat is so rancid that another cant eat

Cher is suffering from box rot

box rot by mike e boy September 25, 2005

glazed doughnut 

when you fall asleep after eating a girl and you wake up in the morning and your face looks like a glazed doughnut

i know she enjoyed my tounge job last night when i woke up my face looked like a glazed doughnut

glazed doughnut by mike e boy September 25, 2005

dogmatic oreo 

cracker on the left, cracker on the right, hood rat in the middle

andy griffith, jim neighbors and ester rowe all got toghether to make a dogmatic oreo.

dogmatic oreo by mike e boy September 25, 2005

flour sack whores 

a women of illrepute that makes so little money that cant afford proper slut garb and has to use a flour sack as a work smock

charlie sheen and hugh grant had all the good women of low morale and i got stuck with jackie stallone pshycic astrologer to all the flour sack whores.

flour sack whores by mike e boy September 25, 2005

pink and stink 

the act of using the pointer and middle fingers in the twat and the pinky in the anus to satisfy a woman

as she lies on her back she tells me to give her the pink and stink

pink and stink by mike e boy September 25, 2005

Grey-to-Go

A retirement home with a drive-thru window

I was in the mood for some crusty-butt so I went to my local Grey-to-Go

Grey-to-Go by mike e boy September 25, 2005