mike b's definitions

roman war helmet

after passing out, one puts his dick and balls and penis on top of the passed out victim, with his penis facing downward over his nose, thus creating a war helmet in Roman times

did u see that guy do a roman war helmet to that chick?

by mike b December 15, 2003

bialach

Bialach: Ejaculating in someone else's eye.

I accidently gave her a bialach. Nah, actually it wasn't an accident...

by Mike B January 13, 2004

wookie nookie

Having sex with a mate that has an overabundance of pubic hair.

The thoughts of having wookie nookie with her make me ill.

by mike b January 29, 2004

guns akimbo

Use of two weapons of the same type, usually one in each hand.

That guns akimbo cheat owns!

by mike b June 5, 2003

riff

Something that nu metal bands can't seem to use with good effect.

no needed

by Mike B July 2, 2003

bevet

Derived from a particularly zealous user on fark.com. In general use can be used to refer to most general fanatics and fanboys.

Summon the bevets!

by mike b October 18, 2003

weenis

The coolest word, meaning more than one thing, you can use and not get in trouble!

Kiss my weenis!
Weenis job!
My weenis is very hard! Now it is soft!

by Mike B October 10, 2003