mike Hunt's definitions

Fetuskicker69

The only guy who will drop kick your child whilst you are watching

Woman: ITS FETUSKICKER69 HE KICKED MY BABY!
News: The infamous FetusKicker69 is running around drop kicking children whilst stroking them

by Mike Hunt March 6, 2017

Butt People

The people that post butt pics on Pucksnaps and like it when creepy men stare at the pic for hours.
Also the people with small butts that do the duck walk to make their butts look bigger

Man #1: Whoa thats a nice butt
Man #2: Oh they are Butt People
Man #1: Oh

by Mike Hunt March 6, 2017

meat dwarf

A short dick

My brother is a meat dwarf

by Mike Hunt December 17, 2014

hot bagging

tea bagging your woman after running a mile.

I'm gonna hit the gym, then I'm hot bagging the old lady.

by Mike Hunt June 17, 2006

nub guzzler

one who sucks off midgets.

That fuckin Scott is a real nub guzzler.

by Mike Hunt June 17, 2006

TGI Friday's

TGI Friday's the place were all the surrounding white trash,blacks, and just complete horrible people gather to eat horribly greasy food and lie about it being they're birthday for the free desert and REALLY shitty birthday clap.

TGI Friday's examples:

horrible customer person: yo can i git me one of them bench things

Busser/seater: you mean a booth?

horrible customer person: shut it cracka

OR
stupid customer in middle of meal: i already ate half of my chicken but decided it was cold and there is burnt stuff on it i dont like it and demand you buy me and my familys dinner because of this

servers thought: what a fucking moron you just ate half the food and expect me to get my manager to buy you this when your almost done? fuck you.

by Mike hunt October 27, 2005

myspace

myspace is an amazing website where ANYONE can find sombody to talk to also 75% of the girls on there are whores

myspace.com rocks
CHECK ME OUT!

by mike hunt June 19, 2005