taxicosis

(taxes + toxicosis) - a seasonal depression caused by tax preparations; an acute condition of majority of population every March and April. Symptoms: weakness, exhaustion, nausea, melancholy, etc.

Cf. toxicosis, a pathological condition caused by the action of a poison or toxin.

You look a sort of depressed. What happened? - A usual spring condition: taxicosis.

by Mike March 30, 2008

goff

How retards wearing burbury pronounce "goth"

"eh hes wearin jeans...GOFF!"

by mike December 29, 2003

skankium

a little known element of the periodic table, it is found in most if not all skanks.

the prostatute was injected with 500 cc's of skankium.

by mike January 06, 2004

knerd

Gays And george

George N. is a knerd

by Mike February 02, 2004

ja rule

a rapper who like DMX swallowed a box of tacks

"Hey look at Ja Rule, he sucks."

by mike January 05, 2005

howcha

it is the combination of the words 'how' and 'you'. It has been officially created and owned by MiKe.

"Howcha doin buddy?"

by MiKe February 12, 2005

cait

failed succubus turned gilded cunt who posesses obscenely profane conformaty issues and severe infection of oral herpies

"Shaniqua is such a cait, she started hanging out with Paul and stole his petband and gave him that righteous sore"

by Mike December 02, 2004