mike's definitions

drag strip

A straight bit of pavement used for Drag Racing. The actual race distance is one quarter mile from starting line to finish line, then sometimes over a half a mile after the fininsh line (called the stopping area). These strips can be found as the home to Top Fuel Dragsters and Top Fuel Funny Cars with over six thousand horsepower

The U.S. Nationals can be found at the Drag Strip at Indinapolis Raceway Park.

by Mike February 3, 2005

rackle

Its another word for "hulking up" that the old faggot Hulk Hogan does. It gets REALLY annoying and makes no sense.

The Rock came up with the word rackle while making fun of Hogan.

I will rackle frequently when I start losing, even though it will not help me at ALL!

by Mike January 28, 2005

University of Delaware

The University is the college that my weird friend Jocelyn goes to. This makes it awesome.

"I go to the University od Delaware."

by Mike June 10, 2006

tube sock

what you use on your junk.

in class your teacher just yelled her ass off and now its all quiet so you randomly yell out "TUBE SOCK"

by Mike February 13, 2004

sack wack

Masturbating in bed.

Timmy's mom is always telling him not to sack wack.

by Mike January 6, 2005

cold cuts

pussy lips

by mike August 29, 2003

dim

a method to declare a variable in vb.net.

dim test as string
dim count as integer

by mike December 22, 2004