microphobe

Someone who is afraid of irregularly small midgets who have germs.

Val Kilmer is a microphobe because he contracted VD from a surprisingly attractive cast member in that Willow movie.

by Mike November 04, 2004

master bushman

when you go down on a girl and she is so ungroomed you have to shave her!

Last night I had to go master bushman on that girl!

by Mike July 11, 2004

cheeseburger

something that does not exist.

where is my cheeseburger?
what are you talking about?
you know what i'm talking about.
ok.

by mike November 29, 2003

ford

Fuckin Over Rated Disaster

the only good ford is a junkyard one

by Mike December 17, 2006

battle rig

a PC that can play Tribes.

"Kevin is getting a new battle rig."

by mike November 20, 2004

SNET

A phone company that is called Southern New England Telephone. Now it called SBC SNET.

I am going to use my telephone that is connected to SNET.

by Mike December 09, 2003

cockweasel

1) Small memeber of the ferret genus, native to papau New Guinea
2) Member of the female sex who likes to hunt by night for the hooded trouser snake.

1) "By golly Evans! Cockweasel droppings...my guess is that we are close to the nest!"
2) "That girl is such a cockweasel, she's been down on everything but the Titanic!"

by Mike September 10, 2003