mike's definitions

Ape Wire

To lose control. To lose ones temper.

When Steve saw the damage to his car, he went all ape wire.

by Mike November 10, 2003

Yolie

A word that means anything, but typically used when somthing bad happens to somebody else.

John Peterson started crying because he's a little baby who needs a tampon, yolie!

by Mike March 22, 2003

depalma

to be exceptionally late

I should've been reading this story months ago; you pulled a serious depalma!

by Mike September 14, 2003

bitchslapping

From the verb "to bitchslap".
Does what it says on the tin, really

"Dorothy was getting me down; This dame was a real wise ass, she needed a good bitchslapping"

by mike November 17, 2003

Lihs

Our new weapon to fight of the Santist I.H.M.s. Developed through extensive study of Iraqi resistence Don Hock has commisioned this new weapon to fight off The dimick and retake the island of Aloysius.

Yesterday i threw a Lihs into The Blob's office killing three of our facist enemies!

by mike May 15, 2004

explogasm

to explode in orgasmic delight at something not related to any sexual activity.

"man, did you see that car? it was explogasmic"

by Mike July 16, 2008

Twidget

Another word for a pussy

You have a dirty twidget

by Mike February 8, 2004