mike's definitions

Old Bridge High School

quoted by howard stern as "the next columbine"

gets 2 bomb threats a month
known for a riot in 2003
gas leak early 2004
the prinicpals name is Mr. Ferry

kid wakes up and feels like having a delayed openning: "hello operator, tell obhs that a bomb will go off tomorrow, kthnxbye"

by Mike September 28, 2004

donger kick

When you kick someone in the cock / dong / what ever you want to call it..

<a>Im gonna kick you in the donger!

<b> You do and I'll call Bil Mil!

by Mike March 6, 2005

double post

Two posts in a row that may or may not have the same meanings.
Complete disregard for the edit button.

Bob: I like pizza.
Bob: I also like pie.

by Mike March 6, 2005

McSneeding

To incorporate too much botox into your daily lifestyle

M C Sneed decided that she wanted to look younger, to gain that she went to her dr daily to receive injections of Botox and now looks like she has a vacuum that is turned on attached to the back of her head

by Mike March 6, 2005

McSneeding

To incorporate the use of Botox injections into your daily lifestyle

M.C.Sneed decided that she wanted to look younger, to gain that she visited her Dr daily to receive injections of Botox. She now looks like she has a vacum attachment that is operational stuck to the back of her head

by Mike March 7, 2005

propagate

To breed.... basically to have sex, to bone, do it, fuck...

Damn, I'm so horny, I need to find someone to propagate with today!

by Mike March 7, 2005

gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.

Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!

by Mike March 7, 2005