Definitions by mike

fucktard 

The person who has just fucked a retard

Have you seen my baseball?
You fucktard!

fucktard by Mike December 2, 2004

new found glory 

Punk-Pop Band With a lead singer who sounds like Mickey Mouse on helium and is also a complete dickwad with a vocabulary consisting of only a few basic words, fuck, shit, and bitch.

Guy 1: What is that horrible noise?
Guy 2: Hey, New Found Glory is on the radio!

new found glory by Mike December 1, 2004

thunderfingers 

nickname for the who's bass player, john entwistle, see also the ox

Thunderfingers is the greatest bass player that ever lived. Period.

thunderfingers by mike December 1, 2004

sloth

one who plays a poker hand so slowly that the other players in the hand either fold out or fall asleep.

Moose earned sloth status since it took him fourteen minutes to call the ten cent bet.

sloth by Mike December 1, 2004

good play 

A firm slap on the ass, usually given when someone does a simple task such as hammering in a nail, feeding the cat, or dunking a basketball. A well timed good play can be very helpful to one's self esteem OR be very hurtful to one's job situation.

When Andrea finished filling the salt shaker, she was given a good play by her fiance (and she liked it...ALOT).

good play by Mike December 1, 2004

Bag'o'dicks 

Person who has a bowl cut and who is also a real asshole.

So this bag'o'dicks comes over and hits on my lady, so I fucked up his world with a right cross.

Bag'o'dicks by Mike December 1, 2004

who dat 

Originally used by African American men between the age of 16-30, this phrase is now used by caucasians of the same age group.

-Often used to question the identity of a person.

(on telephone)
Person A: Hey Zambo, what's up?
Zambo:Who dat?

who dat by Mike December 1, 2004