Yonkers

Cool place to hang out, the only city in Westchester county NY that isn't lame.

Yonkers is where all the cool, interesting working-class people live, the rest of the county is a bunch of stuck-up upper middle class whitebread countryclub goers.

by Mike January 23, 2004

Yonkers

A city with a strange inferiority complex. People try to say they live somewhere else even tho there in Yonkers.

Sarah Lawrence College is in "Bronxville".
Crestwood is "Tuckahoe"
The northeastern part is "Scarsdale"
and the southwestern part is "really close to Riverdale"

by Mike January 23, 2004

chivalvers

To lick the hair of a rare african monkey spider. And then spit it out on a sacred rock!!!!!

Oh that taste beta than chivalvers!!!!!!!!

by Mike February 01, 2005

Cock Foul

1. A term that describes person who is both a cock block and frecuently commits party fouls, espically around girls you are attmpting to hook up with.
2. The combination of the words, "cock block" and "party foul."

Mike is at a party. Mike is talking to this fucking hot ass bitch named Corona. Then Mike's dueschbag friend precedes to approach you. Okay, not so bad. Who cares if he looks like a decroded piece of crap? Maybe you can score some sympathy sex, right? Wrong. Mike's friend then happens to stumble (after his whole two beers) and spill his entire drink all over the leg of Corona. Yes, now his name is Cock Foul.

by Mike September 22, 2004

manipples

Huge Nipples on a man

I have manipples with an 8 inch diameter.

by Mike October 16, 2003

dim

a method to declare a variable in vb.net.

dim test as string
dim count as integer

by mike December 23, 2004

Hyptertext Preprocessor

Another name for the PHP Programming Language.

See : PHP.

<?php echo phpinfo(); ?>

by Mike February 25, 2005