mike's definitions

corksucker

mispronounced cocksucker as in the film, Johnny Dangerously

"You fargin' corksucker!"
translation: You fucking cocksucker

by Mike November 19, 2003

noitalucso

To kiss (must be said in a french accent)

I love it when you noitalucso me especially upon my neck!

by Mike August 7, 2003

Porn

N. The stuff that makes up life. Comes in many different forms and is everywhere you look. The world could always use more, especially America's youth.

"Well, I'm done looking at my porn. I'm going to go read the bible."

"This porn page is awesome, where else can you find short, fat, black, migits, being fucked up the ass by a horse?"

by Mike September 7, 2004

nijer

an insult, another word for nigger, however it by adding the "J" it seems lack the stigma the "n word" has.

hes a nijer

by mike February 16, 2004

bank

In pool or billiards, to bounce a ball off of the wall of the pool table. See also bankshot.

Let me get this straight... you intend to bank the cue ball twice, hit the eight, and then have IT bank into the side pocket? Fifty bucks says you miss. Fifteen to one odds sound reasonable?

by Mike January 6, 2005

lugnutt

when having sex with your woman from behind, you throw a piece of metal on her back substituting for an orgasm. once she turns around and says whats that you slap her with your dick and you then cum in her eye.

man my bitch is trippin cause i just hit her with a lugnutt!

by Mike August 2, 2004

lober

1. someone who has Ear Sex, (see ear sex) 2.xtremely rude name. 3. a white guy w/ huge ear lobes

1.Dag yo! Phil's mom is a lober!
2.Fuck u, u lober!
3. Did u see mike's ear lobes, he is a lober!

by Mike December 11, 2003