Sandy Vagina

When somebody is cranky for a reason that does not seem to be sufficiently bad enough to bitch about.

"He got a really sandy vagina over getting a cold."

by Mike July 09, 2003

dred

bad minded, bad, cruel.

You dred boss.

by Mike August 16, 2003

UVA

A university that is loved by all those who attend it, and anyone who makes it sound bad is obviously jealous that they didn\'t get in.

Rejected from UVA1: UVA sucks they\'re nothing but rich preps and faggots.
Rejected from UVA2: Yeah I know. Hey let\'s go heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Rejected from UVA1: Sure! I\'ll go get the butter.

by mike April 26, 2005

papercutted

When your in the IT field and you paper cut yourself and show it off.

Oh no! I papercutted myself!

by Mike April 06, 2005

plook

calling a canadian a "plook" is like calling a black person a "nigger"

"fuckin plook!"

by mike May 06, 2004

Steveless

the world after the death of Steve Jobs

We now live in the jobsless and steveless world

by Mike October 06, 2011

greatful dead

how dumb people spell grateful dead, aka one of the greatest bands of all time

1: Hey man, do you listen to Greatful Dead?
2: No, I've never heard of them, do they sound anything like the Grateful Dead?

by Mike February 23, 2005