mike's definitions

gonzo

An extremely low-budget genre of porn in which one person acts as director, actor and cinematographer. First person porn.

Watching a gonzo blow-job is just like being there.

by Mike November 6, 2003

manboobs

Contrary to popular belief, not all manboobs are caused by fat. Some men are naturally born with higher amounts of estrogen then others and once they hit puberty start growing actual breast tissue. In fact, almost 1/3 of evry male has some form of it, though it may not be noticable.


But yes, most manboobs are just fat on overweight people.

King Tut had manboobs caused by estrogen. I saw it on Discovery Health Channel.

by Mike April 22, 2004

degradation of standards

When you are somewhere other than your home town, or somewhere where the girls are moderatley less good looking that you are used to.

Dude, I havent seen real tits in a week! That 250 pound girl with the shaved head looks like a model right now! Shit, my the degradation of standards is making me like anything with tits.

by Mike June 18, 2006

nerb

one who inserts both feet simultaneously into ones anus

wow, look at that fucking nerb

by Mike June 15, 2005

f4 illustrator

gun that killed the dinasours; can go through a stampede of elephants with ease; more powerfull than anything; made of a special aloy; burly; not intended for actual usage.

look at that semi truck pull that f4..it can't, oh my god its an f4, f4 "vs" the world= end of the world,

by mike March 4, 2005

smoggin

Means want to smoke or lets go smoke. To smoke cannabis.

Yo lets go smoggin.

by Mike March 27, 2003

flipper

Cricketing term describing a particular delivery made by a leg-spin bowler, where the ball skids straight, quickly and flat towards the batsman and wicket, rather than turn as a stock leg-spin delivery would. Usually held in reserve and used sparingly in order to catch the batsman off-guard.

And the batsman was completely deceived by the flipper and has been given out LBW.

by Mike January 26, 2004