mike's definitions

Restructure

Corporate speak for fire or make redundant.

Today Paul was restructured

by Mike March 19, 2005

RussVerbofsky

really dumb and extremely ugly

That girl was so RussBerbofsky that it made me puke right then and there.

by mike November 16, 2003

slayed

Derrived from slain, sometimes written 'slaid'.

Off the cuff real-life synonym of 'owned' or 'pwned'. Can be derogatory or supportive...

Mike: My girlfriend just dumped me.
Ellie: Oh, slayed!

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Nic: Oh man, Josh got totally slayed by that girl, she kicked him in the nuts!

by Mike May 13, 2005

Bloody Bruce

Death from excessive loss of blood from the anus.

After Grant gave Ottis a pepper johnson Ottis' death was ruled as a Bloody Bruce.

by Mike November 27, 2003

TDK

TDK, an acronym of "Typical Dick Kev." Used as a noun.

Sigh.... well that was a TDK.

by mike April 12, 2005

gindaloon

a bastardization of the word guinea, used to decribe italian males. Means the same as ginzo or guido.

Let's go to Tosca's and hang out with all the gindaloons.

by Mike April 9, 2004

the Red Green Show

A real man's show
That's all I can say

The Red Green Show is so cool, but if you don't like it, then you are not a man

by Mike January 20, 2005