mike's definitions

weird nj

A crap magazine that is full of stupid stories from pussy, punk-ass kids who go to those locations, ruin them by vandalising them and having them closed down or demolished because of their stupid ideas.

I WANTED to go to Demons Alley, but because Weird NJ told every stupid ass kid and his brother about it, they got their first, ruined everything, and it got demolished.

by Mike July 20, 2004

beat off

Go fuck yourself

He was being a dick so I told him to go beat off.

by Mike September 13, 2003

Kickjew

an alternate form of "Jewball" but more stupid; obviously too stupid to speak; stupid ass

"Damn all you say is fucking stupid shit, shut the fuck up you Kickjew."

by Mike March 1, 2004

HLA

a an agle that almos cost WWE's deal with TNN(SPIKE tv) in September 2002

HLA!, HLA!, HLA!, HLA!

Gotta love some HLA, Hot Lesbian Action!

by Mike February 17, 2004

mudbutt

noun.

A condition arising from excess ass-crack sweat comingling with dingleberries into a meaty and smelly ass-paste.

After walking around for hours in the blistering sun wearing these damn corduroys, everyone in the office could catch a whiff of my prodigious mudbutt.

by Mike May 20, 2004

get up

to get high on weed
to smoke marijuana
to smoke pot

yo nigga, (i'm white by the way) want to get up?

by mike May 13, 2005

Poppy

The opposite to Mommy/or mommie
Word given to describe an older adult male father figure or role model.

A slang word give to older males in latino gangs as a sign of respect.

Can also be said by women in a sexual manner towards a male she's attracted too.
also see poppie

Hey, Poppy can I got to the candy store.

Yo, poppy 5-0 pigs just caught carlos holding up a store.

Hey, poppy why don't you come over to my house and give me some lovin'.

by Mike April 20, 2005