mike's definitions

Meow

Common reference to Asian people commonly used in Boston neighborhoods

Wow kid....your driving like a real Meow

by Mike February 11, 2005

crakalackin

What a easy going player says to a fly hunny. Means whats popping sugar momma. And yes it is crakalackin not whatever the hell the other one was. It is a bastardation of "what's crackin" which is a bastardation of "whats going on" which is a bastardation of "what are you doing fine young fellow."

Yo, whats crakalackin sweet thang?
What up boy, what's crakalackin tonite?

by mike December 7, 2003

uncky

something so ghetto fabulous crazy crunk fo shizzle that u need to run that shit all over your mama....so damn jaggy

No, seriously dude, my jag said hes uncky......

or

DUDE! You just spooged all over my dresss, that is so not uncky of you!

by Mike November 28, 2004

Waterloo

The fucking gayest school in the land. Is located in Northeast Ohio. All the teachers are gay, and the principal is fat. Not to be confused with phat.

Dude, School is gay.

You must got to Waterloo.

by Mike March 27, 2005

Conglorporation

A portmanteu of conglomerate and corporation. One of those giant companies that stamps out all their competitors and has done a great job of ruining America. Often rely on child labour and taking advantage of the working class in countries all over the world.

I avoid shopping for mass-produced goods like Nike sneakers at conglorporations like Wal-Mart.

by Mike January 11, 2005

running cold

running cold 1: out of food, drugs or sex 2: being shut down, rejected or
3 being dead

mike is running cold on his woman

by mike May 13, 2005

shlurping

a gay man taking a stray and inserting it into another gay man's buttox. Then SHLURP IT OUT!!!

Hey honey lets shlurp after we scre each other tonight.

by Mike September 11, 2003