beataff

north burnaby pronounciation of "beat off" basically it's someone who is a loser, and doesn't go out, and stays at home and beats their own dick because they have nothing better to do

those notre dame guys are beataffs

by mike February 18, 2004

OCM

Obsessive compulsive masturbator. Basically, this describes anyone who has flogged the dolphin to a point of obsession. Some may experience blanks or blood.

See that kid Mike, his mom told me that he's an OCM.

by Mike April 24, 2005

Senj

An exclamitory word used by the people who speak JC. Usually used to announce the excitement recently brought on upon by the environment around one's self.

Coop: Hey ima give you a million bucks, okay?
Mike: SENJ!!!

by Mike April 03, 2004

gravy train

A job where no work is involved. To get paid for doing nothing. Standing around at work and talking all day.

Look over there, Brian is riding the gravy train again.

by Mike January 18, 2004

getting turboed

When you are on a computer with a power and a reset button, and you tell someone to press the "turbo" button, which is really the reset button. They will think that it makes the computer go faster, but in reality, they will lose all of their work.

Joe asks Justin, "Why is my computer going so slow?" Justin says, "Maybe you should press the turbo button!" Joe presses it, and loses all of his work, seven times. What a gay. Joe just shoed getting turboed sucks.

by Mike September 20, 2006

buttpoo

Another term for taking a dump or "dropping a deuce."

How's your buttpoo?

by Mike March 31, 2003

Hot Topic

the genious that invented it prolly made a lot of money- however, he made me emberassed to listen to slipknot.

He also killed the punk-goth scene and slowly bringing the hXc scene down as well.

watch in 3 years, the 12 year olds are gonna start wearing tight pants and hxc band shirts. their already selling Remembering Never shirts!

baggy pants- 50 dollars
slipknot shirt- 16 dollars
choker- 15 dollars
bracelets- 20 dollars
socks- 12.99

looking like a complete idiot and putting an end to the gothic culture. priceless

by mike September 28, 2004