mike's definitions

Bushmen

Two definitions of the term "Bushman."
1. a member of an ethnic group of short-statured peoples of southern
Africa who traditionally live by hunting and foraging.
2. a member of a political group of short-minded people of north America
who live by hunting their opponents and foraging for civil liberties.

Bushmen can be found not only in southern Africa, but in north America,
too. What do these two tribes have in common? Nothing except that both
are pygmies.

by Mike October 21, 2004

lickalottapuss

a middle aged dinosaur who hasn't seen his wife's puss in eons, yet he finds more puss to munch on in order to survive

liquor i don't even know her

by mike July 14, 2004

one eyed trouser trout

Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm

Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait

by Mike September 14, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzo

ebonics translation of "for sure my nigga"

G#1: "yo dog, you be illin!"
G#2: "fo shizzle my nizzo!"

by mike September 16, 2003

Georgianian

ugly girl who doesnt shave her arms or legs or other part of her body. wears 2nd century clothes and rugs for dresses. smells like an elephants ass

That girl who is going out with Alex Chalifoux doesn't shave her legs and she has really bad odor.
-She is so Georgianian

by Mike March 28, 2004

this knob

A retort to a statement, particularly a taunting remark, indicating jovial displeasure with the person

Kevin: I finally got around to trying the Gillette Mach3 razor, it works really well.
Mike: So there's no razor burn on your nuts?
Kevin: This knob!

by Mike December 26, 2004

talk to the hand

I dont want to hear it, or stop talking

Forget it, talk to the hand!

by Mike September 2, 2003