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Bushmen

Two definitions of the term "Bushman."
1. a member of an ethnic group of short-statured peoples of southern
Africa who traditionally live by hunting and foraging.
2. a member of a political group of short-minded people of north America
who live by hunting their opponents and foraging for civil liberties.
Bushmen can be found not only in southern Africa, but in north America,
too. What do these two tribes have in common? Nothing except that both
are pygmies.
by Mike October 21, 2004
mugGet the Bushmenmug.

lickalottapuss

a middle aged dinosaur who hasn't seen his wife's puss in eons, yet he finds more puss to munch on in order to survive
by mike July 14, 2004
mugGet the lickalottapussmug.

one eyed trouser trout

Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm
Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait
by Mike September 14, 2003
mugGet the one eyed trouser troutmug.

fo shizzle my nizzo

G#1: "yo dog, you be illin!"
G#2: "fo shizzle my nizzo!"
by mike September 16, 2003
mugGet the fo shizzle my nizzomug.

Georgianian

ugly girl who doesnt shave her arms or legs or other part of her body. wears 2nd century clothes and rugs for dresses. smells like an elephants ass
That girl who is going out with Alex Chalifoux doesn't shave her legs and she has really bad odor.
-She is so Georgianian
by Mike March 28, 2004
mugGet the Georgianianmug.

this knob

A retort to a statement, particularly a taunting remark, indicating jovial displeasure with the person
Kevin: I finally got around to trying the Gillette Mach3 razor, it works really well.
Mike: So there's no razor burn on your nuts?
Kevin: This knob!
by Mike December 26, 2004
mugGet the this knobmug.

talk to the hand

I dont want to hear it, or stop talking
by Mike September 2, 2003
mugGet the talk to the handmug.

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