mike's definitions
The best of something, something that is excellent. Originally coined as a sarcastic rejoinder to bee's knees
"How are you?"
"Oh, I'm the bee's knees. The elephant's instep, if you would."
"Jolly good!"
"Right-oh, let us giggle uncontrollably while eating these buttered crumpets!"
"Ah HA ha-ha-ha-ha-HA!"
"Oh, I'm the bee's knees. The elephant's instep, if you would."
"Jolly good!"
"Right-oh, let us giggle uncontrollably while eating these buttered crumpets!"
"Ah HA ha-ha-ha-ha-HA!"
by Mike October 29, 2006
Get the elephant's instepmug. The single most easiest store to steal from. I went in there and stole 150 dollars worth of merchandise (wich isnt too much). After that i was so pumped that i went back in there and stole a shirt. My friend stole a studded belt for crying out loud.
I think that's one of the reasons for things there being way too over priced, instead of buying security cameras they over-price everything. Recently they put fake tags on stuff over 50 dollars (pretty much everything). The only problem that caused were the douch bags working the counters forgetting to take off the tags, and since the tags were fake, they didnt go off so you'd be stuck making another trip to the mall to get the tags off. so stealing from there would actually save you time and money.
I think that's one of the reasons for things there being way too over priced, instead of buying security cameras they over-price everything. Recently they put fake tags on stuff over 50 dollars (pretty much everything). The only problem that caused were the douch bags working the counters forgetting to take off the tags, and since the tags were fake, they didnt go off so you'd be stuck making another trip to the mall to get the tags off. so stealing from there would actually save you time and money.
I stole wristbands, chokers, bracelets, tripp nyc bracelets, msi shirt, a jack ass belt buckle, crapy hair dye, a studded belt, a chain wallet and to top it off the cashier girl's virginity. Then sold everything on ebay.
"you'd have to be a retard if you get caught stealing from hot topic"
"you'd have to be a retard if you get caught stealing from hot topic"
by mike October 2, 2004
Get the Hot Topicmug. by mike May 8, 2003
Get the budumug. The appearance of one's rectum after fisting. The internal tissue pulls out beyond the sphincter muscle. The bright red to pinkish tissue looks like a rosebud.
by mike May 23, 2003
Get the rosebudmug. this is the mexican mateing call used by many of us white boys. we use it as a signal to know where the other person is.
"CHaoooo!" other side of school campus "chaoooo!"
when someone calls out "Chaoo" you return the same call
when someone calls out "Chaoo" you return the same call
by Mike July 5, 2004
Get the Chaooomug. a friend i know that broke up with an amueture porn star and eats 5 ound hot dogs that spray white juices into his eyes(he enjoys this).His favoritecolor is shit green and his favorite foods are super shit sundays and banana splits with whip cream.He loves to talk about his sex adventures of lemiwinks and the gay midget sex he has been waiting for all his life...
by mike December 5, 2004
Get the shibbsmug. by Mike April 23, 2005
Get the Isafollemug.