mike's definitions

Necessary Evil

1) A myth that the republicans keep pushing on people so they can go to war with everyone. People like Gandhi have already proven this to be a myth

1) If we don't go and kill all of the people in oil rich countries then they will annihilate us. How barbaric and we claim to be civilized?

by mike September 6, 2003

cratch

NOUN. Cratch- The area of skin in the crease formed where one's leg meets one's crotch.

Man, after a run, my cratch gets all chaffed and sweaty, I need to wear boxer-briefs!

by Mike August 21, 2004

EBC

Electronic Booty Call (EBC). An electronic device used to receive a call from someone who is in the need for a little "lovin". ie> Pager, Cell Phone

My cell phone is going off at 2:30am?? It must be an EBC. Your numerical pager display might read "80085".

by Mike October 22, 2004

Arogator

jims word he likes to use instead of interogating he loves to annoy michael with it on the bus ride home from the movies

MIKE its not interagating
its arogator

by mike July 28, 2004

Bam Margera

A kid who started out his carreer doing a show called jackass, which was a big hit show on MTV. The jackass ordeal ended with Jackass:the movie. During that time he got a sponcership by Element Skateboards and started making his own boards, clothing, and other skating things. He was also sponcered by destructo, adio, and other companys. He ended up making his second show on mtv called Viva la Bam, where he messes with his parents April Margera and Phil Margera plus his messed up uncle Don Vito. He is currently filming his 2ed season of viva la bam.

Did you see when bam fliped don vitos car on viva la bam and the don vito came out and said "Butkhffcnodhfoi djsjkfhewio dhiufhkeh Datz not howya flip a car! Dubalhfei u guyre assholes!"

by Mike July 13, 2004

Roshambo

Roshambo or Rochambeau: phonetic French for rock-paper-scissors.
Looser gets kicked or punched in a sensitive place (usually the nutt-sack for guys,boob for chicks)

A brother and sister play roshambo for use of the car tonight. The brother shows paper, while the sister shows scissors. Scissors cuts paper, Sister kicks brother in the nuts and takes off with the car.

by Mike December 28, 2005

george w bush

The recent scapegoat that ignorant Americans blame for the worlds faults, as if those problems didn't exist before 2000.

Dude 1: Shit dude, I know I failed that test.
Dude 2: Don't worry, just tell the prof that George Bush is dumb and made the test too hard.
LATER
Dude 1: Hey Dr. Smith, Bush made that test...
Prof: {SLAP!!!}

by Mike May 3, 2005