mike's definitions

minging

Minging is a word that has it's origins with the British Army, It started to become mainstream around five years ago.
With regards to the word's meaning it is most correctly applied to an object that is dirty but can also mean drunk, disgusting or ugly. I can also be replaced with gipping, gopping, gouting or any other word ending in "ing" as it's not the syllables but the rthym that are important here.

"Your boots are minging,
your plumes in shite,
Your balls are swinging from left to right...."
or; I'm minging drunk, let's get mingining,
but also "Euchh, your locker is full of ming!"
even...I shagged this right hippocrocadilapig, she yas minging!

by Mike May 14, 2004

buccaneer

when you cum shot on a girl then kick her leg so she is hopping on one foot and holding her eye

I just buccaneered her last night

by mike February 24, 2004

metric system

A base 10 system of measurement the American public is too stupid to use.

see the 1960's-current

by mike February 13, 2004

oddsfish

Commenting on an odd situation or strange behaviour

Person 1: *Turns around 3 times and does a starjump in the middle of the street*
Person 2: *walks past* ..oddsfish..

by Mike October 28, 2003

spuff

(verb) to climax, to produce large amounts of sperm

(noun) sperm, semen

I spuffed in her eye

Would you like to drink a glass of my spuff?

by Mike October 1, 2003

Ivana

Sexy Slavic supermodel name...gorgeous...great boobs..great ass...great accent...even better in bed.

by Mike May 17, 2003

fo shizzle my nizzo

ebonics translation of "for sure my nigga"

G#1: "yo dog, you be illin!"
G#2: "fo shizzle my nizzo!"

by mike September 16, 2003