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xanga

a website that i use to let pple kno how miserable and pointless my life is
wow, my friend got shot 2day, thats definitly goin on my xanga
by mike March 3, 2004
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Trans Am

Pontiac Trans Am, based on the General Motors F-body. Best examples made in third generation or older. Best if used to run blocker for a semi bootlegging Coors from Texarkana to Atlanta. New models often seen being driven by elitist idiots who dont deserve to wash a T/A.
"This is Sherrif Buford T. Justice. I am in hot pursuit of a black Trans Am"

"A 1977 Pontiac Trans Am Special Edition will still be a classic when your 5-series Bimmer is rusting away instead of driving away."
by Mike July 5, 2003
mugGet the Trans Ammug.

hood rat

A Krab Bitch or a Bitch that affiliates herself with Krabs. Originally started in San Diego.
by mike July 16, 2004
mugGet the hood ratmug.

ballgrabbing weasel-fucker

Something extremely funny once uttered by a drunk person. Might be an insult.
" You ballgrabbing weasel-fucker! "
by mike July 27, 2004
mugGet the ballgrabbing weasel-fuckermug.

PaFran

one of the few words with two capital letters in it other than gay Mc_______ names. A word Larry masturbates to. A word that people yell for no reason. A word that no longer belongs to the person whom's name it really is.
PaFran is the coolest to capitalized word....... You ever heard of!

Oh yes! PaFran! I must masterbate more often.

Shil! Schism! PaFran! 1:45!

PaFran is the name of Fran, A.k.A. Phran; Franklin; Phranklin; Phfranklin; ..... you get the picture
by Mike March 24, 2004
mugGet the PaFranmug.

boilerplate

1. The standardized, non-specific parts of a contract; the fine print that gets tacked on by lawyers to protect themselves and their clients.

2. The unsubscription notice at the bottom of bulk emails from the spam operations that bother to pretend that they comply with the CANSPAM legislation. (first used by Paul Graham in his groundbreaking essays on spam)

Origin: The American Press Association shared its building with a sheet-iron processing plant when it was founded 1892. Chicago printers dubbed the noisy American Press offices a boilerplate factory, and boilerplate became the word used to refer to the third-rate filler that the syndicated news agency turned out.
The failure of Urban Dictionary to exercise or enforce any right or provision of the TOS shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. If any provision, or portion of any provision, of the TOS is found by a court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, the parties nevertheless agree that the court should endeavor to enact the intentions of the TOS. Under any circumstances other provisions of the TOS shall remain in full force and effect. You, the user, agree that regardless of any statute or law to the contrary, any claim or cause of action arising out of, or related to, use of the Service, its content, or the TOS must be filed within two (2) months of the time in which the events giving rise to such claim began, or you agree to waive such claim.
by Mike February 27, 2005
mugGet the boilerplatemug.

the dew

Dont forget he's a yugayo freak
who goes into fits of rage and tries to throw chairs but cant cause he cant lift the chair
look the dews goin into his "im gonna go stand in the corner as to get attention from others but failing misserably.
by mike July 29, 2004
mugGet the the dewmug.

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