Definitions by mike

chunkage 

Vomit, barf

Garth: WHOA!! WHOA!! I'M GONNA HURL!! (pause) Whoo, chunkage contained...

chunkage by Mike January 18, 2004

femke 

A feminine bastard that does mediocre tech support and has a chode. May sometimes get rashes in the armpit and groin from too much axe.

femke: "thanks for calling support.. can i have your login id?"

Customer: " Fuck! i got the femke!"

femke by mike January 17, 2004

blizzok 

a multi-purpose word having meaning of anything. it can be used as a noun, verb, or adjitive.

what the blizzok?
thats a huge blizzok!
chad is a gay fucking homosexual blizzok who makes love to so many guys that his blizzok is looser than his mommas vagina because chad swallows and loves eating blizzok! chad is gay.

blizzok by mike January 17, 2004

speherical asshole 

someone who is an asshole no matter how you look at them.

that guy's a spherical asshole.

speherical asshole by mike January 17, 2004

trib 

gender neutral pronoun/suffix intended to replace awkward pc constructions such as "when your child enters kindergarten, he/she will certainly benefit from the experience," OR "our bylaws dictate that the chairman or chairwoman recognize all valid perspectives."

"when your child enters kindergarten, trib will certainly benefit from the experience."

OR

"please hand the gavel to the chairtrib."

trib by mike January 17, 2004

nizzo 

1 part of a 2 word agreement

Fo shizzo ma nizzo!

nizzo by Mike January 15, 2004

phaecopheliac 

A person who is obsessed with shit

Put that shit down u phaecopheliac

phaecopheliac by Mike January 15, 2004