Definitions by mike

orgasm 

What occurs during the course of an Herbal Essence commercial.

"Did you see that chick in the Herbal Essence commercial? Was she having an orgasm or something!?"

orgasm by Mike April 13, 2004

turtle head

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

turtle head by Mike April 12, 2004

arod 

Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees

ARod is one of the best players in baseball.

arod by Mike April 12, 2004

new york yankees 

The greatest sports franchise of all time.

26 world championships and soon to change.

Bandwaggoners go because WE WIN.

I am not a bandwaggon fan though, I can tell you that.

The #1 causer of jealousy in the U.S.A.

The Yankees win theeeeee Yankees win.

new york yankees by Mike April 12, 2004

DMT 

Rare, sought-after (by some) drug. Usually white/off-white crystalline powder. Related to a number of chemicals currently sold on the internet, however these are poor substitutes. The high can best be defined as a super-intense, half-hour trip. Subjectively it's " mental profile " is like that of mushrooms but is " visual profile " is like acid. The onset can best be defined as a psychedelic crack-rush. usually smoked in a glass pipe, smoke tastes like shit. Most often available in NorCal & Oregon from long-time heads.

Smoked some DMT. saw the elves. saw the mother-goddess creature-complex. saw the universe reduced to a tiny point of light. came back. crazy night.

DMT by mike April 10, 2004

needlepoint 

LSD of the highest quality. 98% pure. Comparable to pharmaceutical LSD. Made by washing (purifying) fluff (95% LSD). Only found in crystal form and even then only in small quanities. Not something you could get of your average deadhead/hippy. Given the current climate, it's quite possible that its no longer being produced.

Needlepoint was the pride and joy of Haight St.

needlepoint by mike April 10, 2004

jam strangler 

jam is another name for seman and strangler comes from the action that the man does whilst mastubating like he is strangling someone hence jam strangler!

bob- fookin ell dave i had the best wank ever before it was lovely

Dave- your such a jam strangler!

bob fuck off!.............tit!

jam strangler by mike April 9, 2004