ass pants

Tight, stretchy pants meant to show-off one's ass. Typically worn by college hoochies out clubbing.
Anna is so hot in her ass pants.
by Miguel Sanchez July 02, 2003
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Edina

Every Day I Need Attention; the most stuck up suburb ever known in the history of the universe.
OMG, I would eat my own ass with a spoon before I would ever move to Edina
by miguel sanchez May 11, 2003
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ambulance chaser

1. A lawyer who sits around hospitals waiting to prey on unsuspecting accident victims.

2. see Shark
When uncle Leroy got hit by that molassas truck he went to the hospital and when he woke up there were three amubulance chasers trying to get him to sign a retainer.
by Miguel Sanchez September 23, 2003
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