turtle tail

Having to take a dump so badly that the turd is starting to wiggle its way out of the gate. Incorrectly defined on urbandictionary.com as turtle head, "turtle tail" is a much better descriptor for a tapered turd that has quietly poked its way out of your posterior.
Dude, can you pull over at that gas station? I've got a turtle tail.
by mig May 07, 2005
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turtle head

Apparently, the person defining this has never seen an actual turtle's head. The proper term for this phenomenon (a turd that is starting to peek out) is a turtle TAIL. Much better description, eh?
Dude, can you pull over at that gas station? I've got a turtle tail.
by mig May 07, 2005
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schaum

The haircut now chiefly known as a "mullet", although the term "schaum" predated it by several years. Can be used with various prefixes: feather-schaum, mexi-schaum, etc. Origin of the word: it's a shortening of "a Schaumberg", which is a direct reference to the city of Schaumberg Illinois, where such a haircut was predominant in the early 90's.
Check out the mexi-schaum on that guy!
by mig May 07, 2005
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BB Stacker

A crazy person. One who tries to stack BBs atop each other.
He can be such a BB stacker!
by Mig September 10, 2004
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grout

Defined on here as an amusing bathroom-graffiti phenomenon. This same exact phenomenon was prominent in two high-traffic public mens' restrooms at Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo in the mid-1990's. It included also "The Grout Beyond", "Grout-o Marks", "The Grout Space Coaster," etc.

I'm not sure where it originated... I post it here because it's a second place in a different time, and it would be interesting to try to trace its origin.
The Grout Beyond; Grouto Marx; The Grout Space Coaster; Three Strikes-- you're grout; etc.
by mig May 21, 2005
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bunk

1) Substances duplicitously sold as illegal/illicit/recreational chemicals that do not produce the desired effect.

2) Illegal/illicit/recreational chemicals cut to such an extreme that their effect is severely reduced.
If you buy from a stranger at a rave, be prepared to get bunk pills, or worse.
by mig March 08, 2003
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pumpers

word for steroids aka arnorlds
That mofo gotta b using some pumpers.
by MIG December 26, 2003
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