Limey

A person who is:
-inbred,
-snaggle-toothed,
-hygiene deficient,
-nicotine saturated,
-emaciated,
-constantly drunk, and
-highly skilled at losing wars.

In other words, someone from England.

Limey fuck: "I say, old chap, I rode the tube to the loo and watched Anglegrinder Man rescue my car. Cheers."
Anyone else: "STFU, limey fuck."

by Michael Hunt February 11, 2007

lap flounder

a ripe, odiferous vagina

that lap flounder would taste better if it was washed first

by michael hunt December 25, 2002

eat crow

What John Kerry did November 3, 2004. Acknowledged that no amount of bashing the opponent, bandwagon hopping, or sucking up to the Hollywood pukes can get you into the White House. You actually need to have a better campaign plan than "I'm not Bush" and "my plan (which I don't have) is better."

Eat crow Johnny boy, and put some fucking Heinz Kerry ketchup on it!

by Michael Hunt February 22, 2005

drew barrymore

Hasn't let her fans down yet? Are you fucking kidding? Have you seen - either "Charlie's Angels" or "50 First Dates"? Are you aware that she married the Canadian Retard, Tom Green? When has she NOT let down her fans?

A fan of Drew Barrymore is clearly on more drugs that Drew was at age 8, her highest drug-intake age.

by Michael Hunt March 15, 2005

Illuminati

An IGN board affiliation that formed an alliance to make sure the GTA board is the place to be.

jonnymack, fullfool, kavanf1, sadiesinner and minigurl

make up the Board of Directors of the Illuminati. Contact them for more information.

by Michael Hunt April 05, 2005

10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag

Phrase to describe something that is extremely ugly, messy, or fucked-up.

What a ten pound pile of shit would look like if stuffed into a bag made to hold only five pounds - shit falling out everywhere.

John Heinz Kerry looked like 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag after his post-election-loss bender.

by Michael Hunt January 03, 2005

Paris Hilton

(1) Stupidity in its purest form. Gives dumb blondes everywhere a bad name.

(2) A flea-ridden road whore, second only to Courtney Love in skankiness.

(1) Paris Hilton thinks they sell walls at Wal-Mart.

(2) See any picture of Paris Hilton.

by Michael Hunt January 03, 2005