michael foolsley's definitions
actually getting sex!! (see: nirvanic moment)
-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!
nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!
this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!
-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!
nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!
this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!
i was churnin' an burnin', huffin' an puffin', it was sexual actuality!!
i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!
after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!
i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!
after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!
by michael foolsley August 13, 2010
Get the sexual actualitymug. an orifice used for sex which provides "the total massage", lacking gaps or space requiring harder working (banging) of entering member.
surgery exists for women to promote this, ring jobs for engines. -one can get 'crude' with the examples, but that can be YOUR job!
surgery exists for women to promote this, ring jobs for engines. -one can get 'crude' with the examples, but that can be YOUR job!
the machinist got the engine snapping tight!
dave was under her command!, she was snapping tight!
after birthing six humans, she was no longer snapping tight!
dave was under her command!, she was snapping tight!
after birthing six humans, she was no longer snapping tight!
by michael foolsley August 30, 2010
Get the snapping tightmug. i've got an idea, we've all all been working for 'change' but can't do anything about anything so, lets' all get sloppy fat!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
Get the lets' all get sloppy fatmug. by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the dogologymug. by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the yellowcuppingmug. statement indicating potential departure, time to leave, prelude to transport, potential point 'a' to point 'b'
from the 1966 nancy sinatra song: 'these boots are made for walking'
(note: those who actually play this lame song, PLEASE!! include the sax riff at the end, if only on guitar!!)
from the 1966 nancy sinatra song: 'these boots are made for walking'
(note: those who actually play this lame song, PLEASE!! include the sax riff at the end, if only on guitar!!)
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the are you ready, boots?mug. art consisting of remnant/s of previously consumed food usually found in/on a water-filled porcelain canvas... ie: SHIT!! (doug tracht, "the greaseman")
i just stepped in a dogs' intestinal sculpture, and about gagged!!
just layed a 'loaf' that was some definite intestinal sculpture!!
'baby' wouldn't eat my intestinal sculpture!
just layed a 'loaf' that was some definite intestinal sculpture!!
'baby' wouldn't eat my intestinal sculpture!
by michael foolsley June 4, 2011
Get the intestinal sculpturemug.