michael foolsley's definitions

seed throwers

the MALE ! , kind of a not so willing 'FARMER' !

jim went in the pickup bar , but inside were nothing but seed throwers !!

Rebecca was TIRED of seed throwers ! and desired a nice, "slice" of PIE !!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2022

power wash

taking a shower immediately upon 'giving birth' to a particularly messy 'def'

shit! this def left a terrible mess in my rump (such a silly word!) i'm going to have to power wash!

power washing is the only way i'm going to clean this dung!!

upon 'blowing one', i soon realized it was going to require a power wash

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

i don't buy in bulk

non-worship of body fat

hey john, look at those two! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
that is one hot human! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

mechanic's law

the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!

haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!

-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)

mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!

by michael foolsley February 3, 2010

"drugsman's" green light

total satisfaction with purchase of misc. cannabis product/s

mike foolsley gave my red hashish the "drugsman's" green light!!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

take me off

bleeding of the spermatozoa ! (OR, clit-titillation!) the help of another human in reaching the sexual zenith !

breaking the bonds of gravity upon achieving sexual release !

he / she rapidly got down to 'business' trying to take me off !

she thought, i didn't think he would take me off !

by michael foolsley December 19, 2021

pay toilet

a toilet with a coin controlled door release. what kind of 'sicko' is responsible for fleecing people for money to shit?

i've crawled under or over a pay toilet stall with gusto!! -FUCK YOU!!, pay toilet hustlers!!!

what if you need to shit, but don't have change for the pay toilet?

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010