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whos' your travel agent?

who did you get the 'drugs' from? (or not)

used when one is acting crazy, irrational (used by jack webb on drug 'dragnet' (blue boy?) 1967)

a suggestion that one might be "tripping" or high on something
guy going 'wild': whos' your travel agent?

woman seriously pms-ing: whos' your travel agent?

snide remark by 'straight', 'case-hardened' conservative:

whos' your travel agent?
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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whole lot of healing

setting down with a nice bag of 'product', or other kind of 'healing' joy! -preparing for the 'pain/s' to melt away!!
after performing major brain surgery, dr mcdreamy sat down to 'unwind' with a brand new bag of 'skonk', -'whole lot of healing' he mumbled to himself!!

judy's crotch was a whole lot of healing for matt
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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effluentially challenged

one who doesn't care much for sex because of the discharge/s of bodily fluids (usually females!)
when john 'spunked down' and lisa saw spunk on the bed, he, thought he was going to be 'de-balled', she was effluentially challenged!!

sharon appeared less than enthusiastic about the 'mess' that remained after their 'work-out, effluentially challenged being that she was!!

judy about gagged when john spunked! she was extremely effluentially challenged!
by michael foolsley January 1, 2010
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magic marker beard

1/4" strip of beard -looks dumber than hell and way more trouble than shaving! popular with the latino circuit AKA:pencil beard
he had a magic marker beard and was looking super-goofy

dig that magic marker beard
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
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lets' talk money

number one inter-cranial question when/while one is getting 'sold' or 'bamboozled' by sales-'person'. price is ALWAYS avoided until they spot the drool hanging from your lips.

one can mutter: lets' talk money! inside ones' head as the 'life-saving' attributes are being displayed. -really nice to know from the start if its (price) even in your 'league' (see: post their fees)
...and the orgasamatron 500 cuts, slices, dices, takes you off, turns dungs into gold and...(you) lets' talk money

let me show you this newer unit, it...(you) lets' talk money
by michael foolsley May 18, 2011
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stiffs

those with extremely little imagination that label the more imaginative as "retarded" (ie: mentally "challenged" **('politically correct!')

we knew them as the "straight people" when i was a young, budding "hop head"(1969) they were the folks who were scared "shitless" of smoking that old bad "BOO" (marijuana)

if you DARED to be an imaginative, or 'artful' kind of thinker, the stiff's were QUICK to let you know you were "not of my kind" and didn't belong !! often, they were rabid religion embracers! (TRUE god = MONEY!!) nowadays, i like to think of THEM as the "slows" !
jane "cut" a HUGE belch! , and the stiffs looked at her like she was from MARS ! , we all split our sides laughing !!

it was always fun to annoy the stiffs wherever we were ! , SO easy! , and such a big YUK !!

we put a cigarette load in one of the stiffs sticks! , WHAT a laugh riot THAT was !
by michael foolsley January 5, 2022
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put the hammer

apply heavy, weighted vigorous force, such as the sex act (but not always specific to same) getting a "heavy" task done with VIGOR!
he put the hammer to her , soon ; they were satisfied!
she put the hammer to him!
they put the hammer to jim's moving day, soon wrapping things up!
they "churned and burned," and put the hammer to each other !
by michael foolsley January 29, 2021
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