genetic toilet

male; any kind of 'receptacle' for genetic emission/s.

on occasion, using a human female as a 'toilet'; can often be unwise!. -in tandem with the male "ejacs", the human female can often 'gear up for production'; resulting in 'enslavement' of the libidinal dominated!

for those who have studied history carefully, this development is often LESS than desirable!!, UNLESS one can summon 'long green' (currency!); with a mere snap of the fingers!! -one STILL remains condemned to 'financial/spiritual advisor' for 20+ years!...........

NO 'smart' businessman enters into an enterprise too 'taxing' to 'float'!! on its' own!! -'confinement'/'isolation', 'disarmament' of the male effluent (mind of its' own!!!!) can prove MOST helpful with this sketchy scenario!!
i grabbed a paper towel for use as a genetic toilet!

i'm used to porcelain, not SKIN for my body waste/s ! she (he) ended up my genetic toilet !!

my floor serves as a genetic toilet!!

i need a TOILET!!, here comes one NOW!!
by michael foolsley May 29, 2011
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advanced cretinism

study and science of a people sociologically, grammatically, linguistically, and/or spiritually "challenged"; specializing on those who are out and out ignorant. ie; those not caring whether they are "smart", or even worse; those who are sure they are! (science of the not so fully developed brain!)
why do you like to speak like a fucking redneck john? -didn't you know? i mastered in advanced cretinism!! -oh, sorry!!

they say ignorance is bliss, and truth is pain, in my studies of advanced cretinism, many would scoff at this notion.

one of my books on advanced cretinism has been NOT PUBLISHED!!
by michael foolsley February 08, 2010
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make sticky

ejaculate, co-mingling of body fluids
i asked a woman at the pick-up bar if she wanted to make sticky

shall we make sticky??

diane liked nothing more than to make sticky!!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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hammer off some hot drops

ejaculate, the changing of the male 'oil'
dave wanted and needed to hammer off some hot drops!
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
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blooey

something catastrophically (or NOT!) FAILING! probably sourced from the ancient (1960's and earlier) CARTOONS !!

a person, place or thing going BAD !!

i love the sound of blooey ! another word that sounds like what it means, and also; DELIGHTFULLY

CRETINESQUE !!
seen john lately ? nope! , i heard he and lauren went blooey !!

i went to the cremators to 'bake' my dead dad after his heart went blooey!

sam bought a new ??? to replace the one he had that went blooey !
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stratospherin'

just a WEE bit high!!!!!!!!!!
nigga, me aint'snt lyin' we was stratospherin'
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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float someone

pay someone elses' bills, keep someones' head above water
john wasn't looking to float someone but he HAD gotten her preg-o-not!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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