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michael foolsley's definitions

burning in hell

the male predicament

the 'urge'; pouring gasoline on the desire/s of the male, particularly when seen as transparent by the desired would-be sexual partner.

a state largely not understood by the female. -a state of mental spontaneous combustion, ie: burning from the inside.
i know john was burning in hell after he got to feel THOSE tits!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
mugGet the burning in hellmug.

christ beat

constantly try to sell another on christ
john was a great guy when he wasn't trying to christ beat you
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
mugGet the christ beatmug.

crotch glue

assorted body fluid/s PRIMARILY male ejaculate/s!!

my very first encounter with crotch glue was discovering a discarded "girly"/porn 'mag' with the pages stuck together right at the best part!, i was like; WTF??

as the years rolled by, this innocent 'vision' was eventually replaced by 'the truth'!!
jake was only too happy to 'make sticky' with dana, as crotch glue 'leapt' out of his 'crank'!!

her/his "foundation garmets" were soiled with/by crotch glue!!

crotch glue was everywhere in the room, detective collins quickly put on rubber gloves.
by michael foolsley February 21, 2013
mugGet the crotch gluemug.

folding greens

the religious sect whose deity is a piece of green american paper that can move mountains and/or get males sex (good rock band name!)
those republicans seem like nothing but a bunch of folding greens!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
mugGet the folding greensmug.

little jesus

EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -someone who thinks their body waste smells like Chanel #5 !! (and/or they can 'walk on water'!!)
that killer biker has 'little jesus' written on his tit!!

my boss has the little jesus thing going!!

he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
mugGet the little jesusmug.

excruciatingly

ref; to extreme pain, severe discomfort (-applied to human physical attributes, it refers to something on the edge of reality, as we know it)
she was excruciatingly pretty

he was excruciatingly attractive

her butt was excruciatingly perky
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
mugGet the excruciatinglymug.

deforrestation

use of miles of toilet paper after a 'bad dung'
that bad bung is going to cause miles of deforrestation
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
mugGet the deforrestationmug.

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