michael foolsley's definitions
the male predicament
the 'urge'; pouring gasoline on the desire/s of the male, particularly when seen as transparent by the desired would-be sexual partner.
a state largely not understood by the female. -a state of mental spontaneous combustion, ie: burning from the inside.
the 'urge'; pouring gasoline on the desire/s of the male, particularly when seen as transparent by the desired would-be sexual partner.
a state largely not understood by the female. -a state of mental spontaneous combustion, ie: burning from the inside.
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
Get the burning in hellmug. by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
Get the christ beatmug. assorted body fluid/s PRIMARILY male ejaculate/s!!
my very first encounter with crotch glue was discovering a discarded "girly"/porn 'mag' with the pages stuck together right at the best part!, i was like; WTF??
as the years rolled by, this innocent 'vision' was eventually replaced by 'the truth'!!
my very first encounter with crotch glue was discovering a discarded "girly"/porn 'mag' with the pages stuck together right at the best part!, i was like; WTF??
as the years rolled by, this innocent 'vision' was eventually replaced by 'the truth'!!
jake was only too happy to 'make sticky' with dana, as crotch glue 'leapt' out of his 'crank'!!
her/his "foundation garmets" were soiled with/by crotch glue!!
crotch glue was everywhere in the room, detective collins quickly put on rubber gloves.
her/his "foundation garmets" were soiled with/by crotch glue!!
crotch glue was everywhere in the room, detective collins quickly put on rubber gloves.
by michael foolsley February 21, 2013
Get the crotch gluemug. the religious sect whose deity is a piece of green american paper that can move mountains and/or get males sex (good rock band name!)
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the folding greensmug. EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -someone who thinks their body waste smells like Chanel #5 !! (and/or they can 'walk on water'!!)
that killer biker has 'little jesus' written on his tit!!
my boss has the little jesus thing going!!
he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!
my boss has the little jesus thing going!!
he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
Get the little jesusmug. ref; to extreme pain, severe discomfort (-applied to human physical attributes, it refers to something on the edge of reality, as we know it)
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
Get the excruciatinglymug. by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
Get the deforrestationmug.