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transit garble

on public transportation, the PA announcements one can NEVER understand, due to noise, distortion, and/or poor design!
friend: whut'd he say ?. answer: NO IDEA !! , i don't speak transit garble

good thing for the secondary video/visual postings ! , i almost missed my train! , i don't speak transit garble !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
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fight for her arms

female arms being claimed by bulk ! , and beginning to look like tubular balloons (let's make some balloon animals !)
she just gets sloppier and sloppier! , she needs to fight for her arms
by michael foolsley August 30, 2023
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sam and allen

7-11, the "convenient" store!

once, probably on a construction site, a mush mouth guy spoke to me in a slurred (possibly drunken ?) drawl

"if you go to the SAM and ALLEN, would you git me a shit sammich ??" - i promptly 'filed away' this english prof's words for future use !
git your salt, sugar, beer, and cigarettes @ the SAM and ALLEN !
by michael foolsley September 11, 2023
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shepherd the punk

child rearing ! , parenthood

EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??
steve works 12 hours a day and laura is ETERNALLY at "the office"...(response:) who's going to shepherd the punk ??

when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !

go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2021
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jesus's

let's go to jesus's !

really good chicken sandwiches at jesus's , their pleasure !

got my hobby stuff at jesus's !!
by michael foolsley December 1, 2021
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she's in manufacturing

musing on a friend who became a "domestic artiste" (mother, whose 'medium' is male effluent)
one could state: she's in manufacturing !
whatever happened to jane ? response: she's in manufacturing !

she's in manufacturing now! , pumpin' 'em out! , used to slam people's urban dick submissions !

she's in manufacturing ! response: there can NEVER be enough humans !!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2020
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claimed by bulk

a protoplasmatic "challenged person" (fat person) whose body has been 'claimed' by a mass of useless "bulk" , usually from a poor diet and/or lack of exercise. this is considered patriotic here in america, where " fat is where it's at !"
individuals from most countries around the world are HORRIFIED when they see the bulkers here !

(emperor's new clothes alert!) : in a politically correct world, despite the opinions of most doctors, "bulk" is now seen as 'normal' !!

can also be used as: 'claimed'
seen jan lately ? no, have you ? yes! , she's now claimed by bulk !

lauren, once quite a "package", now claimed by bulk !

he looked like farmer brown's pig named sloppy! , claimed by bulk !

she let herself get 'claimed' ! it was seriously SAD !
by michael foolsley November 20, 2020
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