Definitions by michael foolsley

challengically challenged 

mentally and physically impotent, incapable of doing or accomplishing anything.

he couldn't breathe because he was challengically challenged

challengically challenged by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

jacques shit 

francophile spin on jack shit

no, he didn't have jacques shit!

jacques shit by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

close encounter of the third kind

an experience with a human that is so bizarre one might as well be dealing with an alien.

when i was dealing with those liberals, it was a definite close encounter of the third kind...

close encounter of the third kind by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

bicycle panic 

a driver who is scared to get any closer to a bicyclist than about 10 feet

that white car is in a bicycle panic

bicycle panic by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

oasis 

where one gets their money from

hes' got a trust fund, he can tap that oasis and buy all the pie he can fuck or eat! -i've got hustlers a-hustle tryin' to tap my oasis!

oasis by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

fuck the rolls 

sex with an obese person -substituting rolls of fat for an orifice

joe couldn't find the orify so he had to opt out and fuck the rolls!

fuck the rolls by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

folding greens 

the religious sect whose deity is a piece of green american paper that can move mountains and/or get males sex (good rock band name!)

those republicans seem like nothing but a bunch of folding greens!

folding greens by michael foolsley November 23, 2009