michael foolsley's definitions

clockbit

being 'worked over' by the clock! looking in the mirror and realizing you've aged ten years. -the etching and spiritual and physical corrosion of time

jill still had a perky butt, though she was a bit clockbit

have an old clock whose company went out of business, its' a bit clockbit!

the young girl thought the idea of clockbit was perforated!

by michael foolsley December 31, 2009

grocery store etiquette

self explanatory

keep your fucking cart away from the cold case so I can get to it, you idiot!
keep the strait jacket on your crotch fruit!! -control the 'howling' and running wild, arms flailing!!!
don't stop in the MIDDLE of an aisle or pedestrian walkway to 'ponder' -get fucking moving!
-get fucking moving, period!!! this includes haggling over two cents from a fucking coupon!! (-yah, but the circular says....)

laura mcfoolsis thought it was all about her, she had no concept of grocery store etiquette!!

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

trash the cameras

seriously fucking up the speed cameras seen everywhere with a paintball gun. also: fucking up paparazzi for pay or free!!

hey joe, what say we trash the cameras tonite? fuckin' ay dude! me on it!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

toilet choke

potentially stopped up toilet -the coughing sound a toilet makes when trying to swallow with too much in its' mouth!!

i tried to flush my waste but experienced toilet choke
i like the super toilets! they never toilet choke!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

power it down

super toilet (on steroids) that suck down the waste without an argument

i've got to cut me a flop, but i'm going to 'choke it back' till i get to work where i can power it down!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

cock one

speed of male ejaculate -race car drivers and fighter pilots come close. -only my working week-ends off move faster!!

john was all a-churn, but before he knew it; he was hitting cock one!!

jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

working rag

NOT "fine linen", but a cloth destined for hardy cleaning! "snot rag", paper towel, dust cloth, etc. -during its' life span it may have at least one use!

i'm going to downgrade this snot rag into a slop mop, acknowledging its' lineage as a working rag.

wheres' my working rag? i've got slops to mop!!

by michael foolsley April 7, 2011