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tailgater hoping you'll either speed up, or get out of the way
(these new cameras are gonna plug a lot of asses!!!)
(these new cameras are gonna plug a lot of asses!!!)
this ass-sucker is pushing me...i'm going to have to lose his stupid ass!
this asshole is fucking pushing me
this asshole is fucking pushing me
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
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this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)
one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.
this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)
one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.
the credits jet was preventing me from seeing who the electric dildo operator was!
i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!
i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!
i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!
i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!
by michael foolsley November 26, 2011
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by michael foolsley June 2, 2011
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a "pure" sex experience without the (required) 'manufacturing' of others! , invitation of: the "company who wouldn't LEAVE"!
a "pure" sex experience without the (required) 'manufacturing' of others! , invitation of: the "company who wouldn't LEAVE"!
we were "churning and burning", when she stated , go ahead and CUM ! i felt an INTENSE wave of peace, freedom and JOY !
she said, go ahead and CUM ! , i was OVERJOYED! , i FLOODED her tubing !!
she said, go ahead and CUM ! , i was OVERJOYED! , i FLOODED her tubing !!
by michael foolsley August 18, 2022
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just got merged! -i'm heading out to foolsley's to get me some damn dungs!!
want to go out and get some dungs with me?
might as well put my sandwich in the toilet bowl...-dungs!
want to go out and get some dungs with me?
might as well put my sandwich in the toilet bowl...-dungs!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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he got his bottom burned by the trooper
he got his bottom burned by the trooper
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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