michael foolsley's definitions

close encounter of the third kind

an experience with a human that is so bizarre one might as well be dealing with an alien.

when i was dealing with those liberals, it was a definite close encounter of the third kind...

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

peer's syndrome

need to constantly PEE!, specific to old people, also common in women of any age!

my poor old dead, dad would never leave the house because of peer's syndrome.

is your dad incontinent? -naw, its' just peer's syndrome

by michael foolsley July 13, 2011

always a screech, never a bash

someone jamming on their brakes and being able to stop before colliding with another 'chariot'. -you get all psyched up for the 'bash' follow through, but it never comes around........

cars always run that light, but it usually ends up always a screech, never a bash!!

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

shes' packing

well built human, possessor of "the gear"; ("shes' got the goods!!") -the best a human body could ever look!! (note: this definition is NOT specific to the female!, and could easily be applied to the male!!) ie; 'hes' packing'..... -"built like a brick shithouse"

my friend looked at me with a sort of faraway look and half-drool, and stated; 'shes' packing'!!

saw a dude at the gym and thought to myself, 'hes' packing!!'

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

wearing it

get fat -booting (eating) lots of high fat foods and imaging them turning straight to fat and taking up shop ('residence') on and around ones' body parts.

that coconut cream pie is better than sex!, but i'm going to end up wearing it!

i love me some pie! (pizza) but i'll just end up wearing it!!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

beat the crack

arising well BEFORE dawn!!

NOT a sado-masochistic term alluding to abuse of 'prime parts'
but a reference to being 'awake and vertical' LONG BEFORE the first glint of light appears at the horizon!!

i had to beat the crack to do electrical work, which resulted in me "sleeping in" till 6:30A on week-ends!!

had to beat the crack to catch that flight!!

beating the crack is kind of a criminal situation!!

by michael foolsley September 7, 2011

pussy washer

a bidet !

pussy washer was heard stated by a "mentally challenged" individual at a construction site

in france, provision is made for cleansing body parts (buttle) via bidet, or pussy washer !
in 'merca, WE wouldn't be caught DEAD 'cleaning up' on a pussy washer !
lesser "deforestation" using a pussy washer, than MILES of "bowel towel" !!

by michael foolsley April 29, 2021