michael foolsley's definitions
the concept of getting SO frustrated with this life, one would spin their arm around and around like a windmill, and let loose a punch at the desired 'brick wall', that would possess enough 'wake-up' power to knock the world off its' axis. -as seen in the ancient popeye cartoons
john kept thinking of giving his boss a popeye punch
that fucking lemon transport needs a popeye punch
i'd popeye punch that pumped up chump!
samir wanted to popeye punch those bastard club bouncers!
that fucking lemon transport needs a popeye punch
i'd popeye punch that pumped up chump!
samir wanted to popeye punch those bastard club bouncers!
by michael foolsley July 10, 2010
Get the popeye punchmug. "meat" loaded with chemicals (to insure freshness!) sold at convenience store. AKA: shit sandwich (or "sammich") -NOT FINE FRENCH CUISINE!!! ie: catch 'the' cancer here!!
i parked the dump truck and gotted me a turd on a roll and 'ultra' gulp!!
had too much air in my guts, ah needed me a turd on a roll!!
had too much air in my guts, ah needed me a turd on a roll!!
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
Get the turd on a rollmug. national geographic magazine! -this honored and wondrous magazine was the place i saw my first pair of tits!! -although they were on an african woman, and i had been raised in somewhat of a racist environment, it was not too difficult to imagine them on a white woman!! i was like, damn! whats' the big deal?? -so THATS' a pair of tits!!
natty geo also was in my hands many a time when i'd find myself in some boring environment, ie; visiting friends of my folks, etc.......
i at one time subscribed, but had trouble with their nazi-like subscription policies. i've recently heard they're "hurting" -i hope not!!...-glorious magazine with great articles and WONDERFUL photography!!
natty geo also was in my hands many a time when i'd find myself in some boring environment, ie; visiting friends of my folks, etc.......
i at one time subscribed, but had trouble with their nazi-like subscription policies. i've recently heard they're "hurting" -i hope not!!...-glorious magazine with great articles and WONDERFUL photography!!
found myself at "uncle" mcfoolsley's house bored to tears!, natty geo was my savior!!
seed me a pair of tits in natty geo !!
seed me a pair of tits in natty geo !!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2010
Get the natty geomug. by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
Get the porcelain roommug. a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.
there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!
she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!
'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!
'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
Get the 'if' one needed sexmug. 'death' of the rubber on an old pencil. usually discovery of this is by making nasty, hard to remove streaks all over your "masterpiece" when trying to erase.......
i nowadays get suspicious when the eraser looks dark...i start fingernail poking, checking the 'elasticity'; saving me the effort of industrial cursing!!
(maybe its' just an 'old peoples' thing!!?? i forgot about "paperless environment"!!)
i nowadays get suspicious when the eraser looks dark...i start fingernail poking, checking the 'elasticity'; saving me the effort of industrial cursing!!
(maybe its' just an 'old peoples' thing!!?? i forgot about "paperless environment"!!)
my mind went blank, i made an error, tried to erase; but was tortured by eraser rot!!
eraser rot made my notation look like hell!! i couldn't remove the fuck damn marks!!
all the 'kool kats' @ u.d. HATED my concept of eraser rot!!
eraser rot made my notation look like hell!! i couldn't remove the fuck damn marks!!
all the 'kool kats' @ u.d. HATED my concept of eraser rot!!
by michael foolsley September 22, 2011
Get the eraser rotmug. by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
Get the teamster's bluesmug.