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ones' naked body being covered with $100 bills!!
severe titillation when looking at ones' giant bank balance!!
worship of money going well beyond any form of sexual release!, -especially applicable to non-orgasmic females!!
severe titillation when looking at ones' giant bank balance!!
worship of money going well beyond any form of sexual release!, -especially applicable to non-orgasmic females!!
john did that deal, then looked at his balance sheets, and had a business person's orgasm!!
when i had sex with her, she couldn't "get off"; but when we finalized the mcfoolsley deal, she was all smiles!! and seemingly titillated...-SPOOKY!
sarah palin signed the new 'deal' and got 'moist', having herself a business person's orgasm!!
she "parked tocks" in the new mercedes and proceeded to have herself a business person's orgasm!!
when i had sex with her, she couldn't "get off"; but when we finalized the mcfoolsley deal, she was all smiles!! and seemingly titillated...-SPOOKY!
sarah palin signed the new 'deal' and got 'moist', having herself a business person's orgasm!!
she "parked tocks" in the new mercedes and proceeded to have herself a business person's orgasm!!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
Get the business person's orgasm mug.a destination for the genetic effluent discharged by the male. be it another human, a container, a cloth, OR the atmosphere!!; a designated 'container' for containment/encapsulation/envelopment/collection/OR absorption and/or 'processing' of the sperm.
that jenkins babe is firecracker HOT!! -YEAH!! too bad shes' dave's personal spittoon!!
i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??
chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!
i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??
chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!
by michael foolsley September 28, 2013
Get the personal spittoon mug.the never changing 'cheshire cat' grin found on those wishing to: "win friends and influence people", this group would primarily include politicians and business 'people'.
one has to wonder: what happens to these peoples' faces when they get 'pissed off', 'fed-up', or largely 'explosively' frustrated'? -such a bizarre human behavior style!
of course, it DOES tend to put the trusting 'at ease', making the more 'pliable' more easily taken advantage of.
-nevertheless, it gives people like me, who smile only when something is funny or 'lighthearted'; the CREEPS!!
one has to wonder: what happens to these peoples' faces when they get 'pissed off', 'fed-up', or largely 'explosively' frustrated'? -such a bizarre human behavior style!
of course, it DOES tend to put the trusting 'at ease', making the more 'pliable' more easily taken advantage of.
-nevertheless, it gives people like me, who smile only when something is funny or 'lighthearted'; the CREEPS!!
the politician's plastic smile finally disappeared during the reception, after zack pushed a cream pie in her/his face!!
the insurance mans' plastic smile, let me know i had a new friend!!
all the cult members were possessors of the plastic smile!!
the insurance mans' plastic smile, let me know i had a new friend!!
all the cult members were possessors of the plastic smile!!
by michael foolsley October 3, 2012
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by michael foolsley December 7, 2009
Get the the lines mug.once the acid kicked in, all the pick-up bar patrons looked like reptiles; i had to swiftly vamoose!
she had a reptilian face
the insurance man had a reptilian 'bedside manner'!
she had a reptilian face
the insurance man had a reptilian 'bedside manner'!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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that killer biker has 'little jesus' written on his tit!!
my boss has the little jesus thing going!!
he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!
my boss has the little jesus thing going!!
he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
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