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frequent flyer miles to hell

response to 'jesus freak' and/or 'orthodox' christian

indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!
yeah, we'll i've already GOT frequent flyer miles to hell!!

you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
mugGet the frequent flyer miles to hellmug.

traveled to rio

jesus christ, dude! what smells so bad? -i just traveled to rio!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
mugGet the traveled to riomug.

get moist

i saw his harley and got moist

i saw those new mcfoolsley guitars and got moist!

the bluntsman's new inventory made me get moist!

rosanna's stiff nipples and butt length magnificent hair, got me moist!
by michael foolsley March 1, 2010
mugGet the get moistmug.

turbulence free cruise

problem free passage of time with other humans!; on an airplane, "on drugs", at a meeting, being married, etc! -this is an exceptionally rare and precious happenstance!! (usually one human or another invariably contributes some 'stink' to the situation.)
it was a turbulence free cruise, everyone was on a wave of 'self-enchantment'

even john enjoyed himself! it was a turbulence free cruise

as the airplane shook violently, all on board were having a turbulence free cruise!
by michael foolsley January 2, 2010
mugGet the turbulence free cruisemug.

launch my paratroopers

jane helped me launch my paratroopers when she 'let me off'!

it was a good old fashioned sperming involving many paratroopers

launch of paratroops means much to the male!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
mugGet the launch my paratroopersmug.

fight for her arms

female arms being claimed by bulk ! , and beginning to look like tubular balloons (let's make some balloon animals !)
she just gets sloppier and sloppier! , she needs to fight for her arms
by michael foolsley August 30, 2023
mugGet the fight for her armsmug.

held hostage

wanting sex but being with someone who won't 'put out' until their demands are met, subliminally or otherwise!
jim was fighting with (name) and was being held hostage until her/his demands were met!

she would invariably hold jim hostage until her demands were met!

he hated being held hostage, while the flames were engulfing him!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
mugGet the held hostagemug.

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