michael foolsley's definitions

challengically challenged

mentally and physically impotent, incapable of doing or accomplishing anything.

he couldn't breathe because he was challengically challenged

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

jacques shit

francophile spin on jack shit

no, he didn't have jacques shit!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

close encounter of the third kind

an experience with a human that is so bizarre one might as well be dealing with an alien.

when i was dealing with those liberals, it was a definite close encounter of the third kind...

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

bicycle panic

a driver who is scared to get any closer to a bicyclist than about 10 feet

that white car is in a bicycle panic

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

oasis

where one gets their money from

hes' got a trust fund, he can tap that oasis and buy all the pie he can fuck or eat! -i've got hustlers a-hustle tryin' to tap my oasis!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

fuck the rolls

sex with an obese person -substituting rolls of fat for an orifice

joe couldn't find the orify so he had to opt out and fuck the rolls!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

folding greens

the religious sect whose deity is a piece of green american paper that can move mountains and/or get males sex (good rock band name!)

those republicans seem like nothing but a bunch of folding greens!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009