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push something

extol something, what sales 'people' do... (this term was actually used by my grandfather, 40 years ago!)
as soon as i walk in the door, somebody calls me to push something
the telephone rang and it was somebody pushing something
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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oil of dung

the moisture in solid human 'waste' that gives it (poo) its' resistive, elastic powers. -that which impedes its turning to 'dust' and blowing away, like oklahoma in the 1930s -relative of grease, petrol
count on a 'grease release' to feature lots of oil of dung!

stepped on some dog flops and the oil of dung gave it great elasticity and removal resistance!
by michael foolsley March 1, 2010
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riding saturn's rings

distracted,out in space, or (slightly!!) high
i was riding saturn's rings on my dirt bike about the time the light changed and some guy framped at me (-thanks to those bastard traffic blinders!!)

-that chronic had me riding saturn's rings!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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take me off

bleeding of the spermatozoa ! (OR, clit-titillation!) the help of another human in reaching the sexual zenith !

breaking the bonds of gravity upon achieving sexual release !
he / she rapidly got down to 'business' trying to take me off !

she thought, i didn't think he would take me off !
by michael foolsley December 19, 2021
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pay toilet

a toilet with a coin controlled door release. what kind of 'sicko' is responsible for fleecing people for money to shit?

i've crawled under or over a pay toilet stall with gusto!! -FUCK YOU!!, pay toilet hustlers!!!
what if you need to shit, but don't have change for the pay toilet?
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
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bottom burned

what parents would say to children re: spanking

what life can do to one
'Put down that $10,000 vase this instant!! do you want your bottom burned??'

he got his bottom burned by the trooper
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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death of husky

husky = FAT!! in the 1950's and 60s!!. -back in the 'old days' we had "political correctness" too!! in the clothes shops, the plus sizes (at least for males, anyway) were known as 'HUSKY'

along with other stupid PC terms of the time like 'colored people' (what color?) HUSKY lived to enable one to disguise, manipulate, and 'sweeten'; "the truth"!

nowadays, we have 'RELAXED FIT'!!

i'd like to have been a fly on the marketeer wall when (and where?-late 60s??) husky died!!
somebody shot husky and created relaxed fit! -what of the death of husky?

i can't help but think of the death of husky when i see 'relaxed fit'

relaxed fit is the father of poor, dead, husky!!
by michael foolsley April 8, 2011
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