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transit garble

on public transportation, the PA announcements one can NEVER understand, due to noise, distortion, and/or poor design!
friend: whut'd he say ?. answer: NO IDEA !! , i don't speak transit garble

good thing for the secondary video/visual postings ! , i almost missed my train! , i don't speak transit garble !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
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fight for her arms

female arms being claimed by bulk ! , and beginning to look like tubular balloons (let's make some balloon animals !)
she just gets sloppier and sloppier! , she needs to fight for her arms
by michael foolsley August 30, 2023
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sam and allen

7-11, the "convenient" store!

once, probably on a construction site, a mush mouth guy spoke to me in a slurred (possibly drunken ?) drawl

"if you go to the SAM and ALLEN, would you git me a shit sammich ??" - i promptly 'filed away' this english prof's words for future use !
git your salt, sugar, beer, and cigarettes @ the SAM and ALLEN !
by michael foolsley September 11, 2023
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shepherd the punk

child rearing ! , parenthood

EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??
steve works 12 hours a day and laura is ETERNALLY at "the office"...(response:) who's going to shepherd the punk ??

when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !

go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2021
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jesus's

let's go to jesus's !

really good chicken sandwiches at jesus's , their pleasure !

got my hobby stuff at jesus's !!
by michael foolsley December 1, 2021
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extra small drink

a radical departure from the fast food 'tub' , or 55 gallon drum of soft drink (ie: "ultra gulp")
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept
my dutch friends were horrified at all the sloppy fat americans, i told them to be sure an ask for an extra small drink when at a fast food place...

the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !

get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!
by michael foolsley July 11, 2022
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American fat

a phrase coined by some dutch visitors to the states, which is a reference to the particularly sorry state here of "sloppy FAT" (A.K.A. = protoplasm "challenged") unlike any other country in the world, remaining a continuing source of horrification for visitors from any other nations!

of course, fat acceptance is becoming 'normal' now, despite the opinions of most medical doctors (ie: 400lbs = the 'NEW' 150lbs!!) -get your clothes made by omar the tent maker !!
dutch visitor- how do you suppose they grow 'em so large ?? (response) not sure! , that's American fat !!

let's get us the "super size" meal and 'drum' of soft drink ! right! , let's get American fat !!
by michael foolsley July 12, 2022
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