WHAT kind of "loving god"...

an all purpose statement for nearly everything! it IS a legitimate question ! WHAT kind of "loving god" does INDEED
allow bad things to happen to good people ?
WHAT kind of "loving god"... 'makes' a creature (the MALE!) 'programmed' to pump "goo" out of itself several times a week ?? and no one around to CARE ??
WHAT kind of "loving god"...doesn't help humans to help themselves ?
by michael foolsley April 25, 2022
mugGet the WHAT kind of "loving god"... mug.

failure to thrive

an actual medical term which is a politically correct? terminology for: wasting away -this is what old people and those with a terminal malady do.
john's gramma was suffering from failure to thrive

john caught 'the cancer' and it was responsible for his 'failure to thrive'
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
mugGet the failure to thrive mug.

hot dog cooker

the vagina

one inserts a 'hot dog' , the heat up begins, and eventually the 'hot dog' emits a sticky, gooey white fluid illustrating it's cooked finality ! usually, an EXTREME STRUGGLE is required to actually enter the cooker.
she gave john five minutes of peace with her hot dog cooker !
she steamed his "prime parts" with her hot dog cooker !
u.d. rejected his hot dog cooker concept, so john hit the "pickup bar" searching for a quality hot dog cooker ,
by michael foolsley June 11, 2022
mugGet the hot dog cooker mug.

little bit lumpy

said after farting...indication of possibility of shitting oneself, and/or 'giving birth'
i blew one that was a little bit lumpy

hey joe! warint (weren't or wasn't) tha' one jus a lil' bit lumpy?l
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
mugGet the little bit lumpy mug.

product bloc

inability to be creative and churn out new material be it a song, story; etc -especially is under contract for "product" by a publisher, etc...

- like writers block but more universal- could sbe applied to any misc. business all of whom deal in "product" or "units"
i've got a deadline and i've got product block
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
mugGet the product bloc mug.

parallel appetites

two sex partners having about the same appetite for sex!
consequently, there is none of this 'doing one a favor', stuff!!
this is particularly useful in marriage!, where the dream of a 'hungry' partner can be a silent, unrealized struggle!!
after all these years, juliana and (??) still had parallel appetites for one another.
after the accident, mike and (??'s) parallel appetites had changed somewhat!
judy respected the ballistics of the 'hot drops', john, the 'quivering quim' (match em!!, if gay!) -they still had parallel appetites!!!
by michael foolsley February 02, 2010
mugGet the parallel appetites mug.

smokestacks

name for chain-smoker, cigarette worshiper -we actually called a guy at my job smokestacks, it fit perfectly!
damn, i was breathing pretty good, -but here comes smokestacks!!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
mugGet the smokestacks mug.