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equine faced

horse faced, having a long face somewhat similar to that of a horse
dave's heads-over-heels for that sparkly blonde newscastress...yeah? shes' awfully equine faced!!

john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.
by michael foolsley September 5, 2013
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drink my puke

another way of saying 'go fuck yourself' while indicating the individual might be 'making you sick' as well!!
lick my flabby ass after i shit bitch!! DRINK MY PUKE!!

you can DRINK MY PUKE!! you piece of shit!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
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blooey

something catastrophically (or NOT!) FAILING! probably sourced from the ancient (1960's and earlier) CARTOONS !!

a person, place or thing going BAD !!

i love the sound of blooey ! another word that sounds like what it means, and also; DELIGHTFULLY

CRETINESQUE !!
seen john lately ? nope! , i heard he and lauren went blooey !!

i went to the cremators to 'bake' my dead dad after his heart went blooey!

sam bought a new ??? to replace the one he had that went blooey !
by michael foolsley November 8, 2021
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put the hammer

apply heavy, weighted vigorous force, such as the sex act (but not always specific to same) getting a "heavy" task done with VIGOR!
he put the hammer to her , soon ; they were satisfied!
she put the hammer to him!
they put the hammer to jim's moving day, soon wrapping things up!
they "churned and burned," and put the hammer to each other !
by michael foolsley January 29, 2021
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colt retirement

concept of 'taking oneself out' after about age 50+ -after the mind (& body) becomes 'enfeebled'.

(lots of valid evidence of aging "quality of life" may be found in any "nursing" facility)

in these days of people losing all their retirement money, even if you're still lucky enough to maintain your 'gear', how good can quality of life be when you're eating beans and gruel?

the women are a bit luckier too, most have little use for sex. the males, however aren't so lucky; we get to go to the bitter end, burning in hell for sex......-though it DOES taper off a bit!!

any gun manufacturer will work, ie: glock retirement, etc...
i'm planning a nice smith & wesson retirement!

he got worn out trying to smile, and opted for a colt retirement
by michael foolsley January 16, 2011
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well, FUCK YOU!

reaction to non-acceptance or rejection of ones' completely valid idea or concept while accepting a lesser concept/idea!
back to 'drawing board' with tail between legs
john submitted his dick and balls to someones' mouth but it was deem unacceptable...-well, FUCK YOU!!!
by michael foolsley November 28, 2009
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lead in the head

after seeing his mother in the nursing home, lead in the head was looking better and better to john.

a little lead in the head! , -thats' the ticket!!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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