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ah-nold schwartzenegger!

male ENSLAVED by testicular hydraulics!!
OVERWHELMING, ruling; male drive to 'shot-put'!!
following the 'orders' of a 'load' of hot, burning SPUNK!!
cyborg 'programmed' to discharge reproductive elements in a 'manufacturing' facility

(yes, but i was just following ORDERS!!)
load of slop made a fool of ah-nold, hes' the sperminator!

the I.M.F. top banana had hitler in his scrotum,

poor fellow needs a place to make a mess!! hes' a sperminator

that young teen is young, dumb and full of come! -yah!, hes' the sperminator!
by michael foolsley June 12, 2011
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snapping tight

an orifice used for sex which provides "the total massage", lacking gaps or space requiring harder working (banging) of entering member.

surgery exists for women to promote this, ring jobs for engines. -one can get 'crude' with the examples, but that can be YOUR job!
the machinist got the engine snapping tight!
dave was under her command!, she was snapping tight!
after birthing six humans, she was no longer snapping tight!
by michael foolsley August 30, 2010
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'i'm bored here'

something to mutter to oneself when stuck at 'evil' stoplight!
you have exhausted all the possibilities of "entertainment", and remain, quite simply: bored here!
this evil stop light is KILLING me!! 'i'm bored here'!!
by michael foolsley January 4, 2010
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sig udder

"significant other" commonly referring to a female, but applicable to those 'packing' a "skin pastry bag" as well !
(ALSO a "sig udder" !)

udder , and other, sound VERY similar, and should be understood by even the SIMPLEST of souls !
also, not quite the mouthful "significant other" requires !
my sig udder is going to "grind the poison" out of me !

i'm waiting for my sig udder !
by michael foolsley September 27, 2022
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yellowcupping

i better pass on that muggle bra i gotta do some yellowcupping soon.
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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are you ready, boots?

statement indicating potential departure, time to leave, prelude to transport, potential point 'a' to point 'b'

from the 1966 nancy sinatra song: 'these boots are made for walking'

(note: those who actually play this lame song, PLEASE!! include the sax riff at the end, if only on guitar!!)
lets' hit the pickup bar, are you ready, boots?

are you ready boots?, START WALKIN'!! (saxophone)
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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dogology

experience training dogs. i once saw this on a resume
got me a Ph.d in dogology
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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