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a hand held food item that is such a 'taste treat delight' it has the stomach (or mouth) clitoris/glans all a-tingle!
that was one sexy sandwich, as it got shorter; i HATED to see it leave!
'gosh darn', this is one hella sexy sandwich! -bless the "secret sauce"!!
this is such a sexy sandwich, it'll almost be a crime to transform it to dung!!
'gosh darn', this is one hella sexy sandwich! -bless the "secret sauce"!!
this is such a sexy sandwich, it'll almost be a crime to transform it to dung!!
by michael foolsley February 22, 2011
Get the sexy sandwich mug.NOT "fine linen", but a cloth destined for hardy cleaning! "snot rag", paper towel, dust cloth, etc. -during its' life span it may have at least one use!
i'm going to downgrade this snot rag into a slop mop, acknowledging its' lineage as a working rag.
wheres' my working rag? i've got slops to mop!!
wheres' my working rag? i've got slops to mop!!
by michael foolsley April 7, 2011
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in the early 1900s, residents of the south got a whiff of money from chicago.
in the thirties and forties, many got a whiff of money from washington dc, and proceded to suckle the government teat!
judy cashdollar got a whiff of money from the rolex 'ordinary' joe barnes was wearing at the pick-up bar.
jim got a whiff of money from the potential new employer
she got a whiff of money and got 'moist'
in the thirties and forties, many got a whiff of money from washington dc, and proceded to suckle the government teat!
judy cashdollar got a whiff of money from the rolex 'ordinary' joe barnes was wearing at the pick-up bar.
jim got a whiff of money from the potential new employer
she got a whiff of money and got 'moist'
by michael foolsley August 11, 2010
Get the whiff of money mug.state of eye-rolling back bliss for the stomach upon eating some kind of food prepared in an extraordinary manner. this state can "pert near" smoke a sexual orgasm! of course, the taste buds do play somewhat of a part in this, as they partner with the stomach to administer the 'swoon'.
"The way to a man's (probably woman's, too!) heart is through the stomach!" -this "old wive tale" makes me go, huh?? to this day; but does hold a bit of truth when eating some magic food. -a whole lot safer and cleaner too, politically as well as health-wise than sex. -we old people 'get-off' via the stomach, seeing how sex is either unavailable and/or such a pandora's box!!
"The way to a man's (probably woman's, too!) heart is through the stomach!" -this "old wive tale" makes me go, huh?? to this day; but does hold a bit of truth when eating some magic food. -a whole lot safer and cleaner too, politically as well as health-wise than sex. -we old people 'get-off' via the stomach, seeing how sex is either unavailable and/or such a pandora's box!!
barry block parked the dump truck, got him a turd on a roll; n' had him a gut orgasm!
celestina had some broccoli flavored tofu and had herself a gut orgasm
mike foolsley had him some dark chaw clit (chocolate) n' hadda him a gut orgasm!
celestina had some broccoli flavored tofu and had herself a gut orgasm
mike foolsley had him some dark chaw clit (chocolate) n' hadda him a gut orgasm!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
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not being published, jeff went off to 'touch himself' and move slop, with the help of NO ONE !
WHAT kind of "loving god" designs a creature which CONSTANTLY must move slop ??
"ungoverned sex" can help the "challenged" move slop
not being published, jeff went off to 'touch himself' and move slop, with the help of NO ONE !
WHAT kind of "loving god" designs a creature which CONSTANTLY must move slop ??
"ungoverned sex" can help the "challenged" move slop
john had spent a lifetime "burning in hell" trying to move slop
he couldn't believe he/she was willing to help him move slop !
he couldn't believe he/she was willing to help him move slop !
by michael foolsley May 28, 2022
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ah seed this babe at the nude beach with wheelbarrow tits!!
she had a nice body, but had the wheelbarrow tits!
she had a nice body, but had the wheelbarrow tits!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
Get the wheelbarrow tits mug.the more truthful version of the idiotic: "what do YOU do ??" which is simply a nosy way to find out someone's money source! if the source isn't 'approved' , one can wave goodbye to their (would-be) 'slice' !
that bitch asked: where do you get money ? i was, DAMN! , if i tell the truth i won't have a CHANCE of "cracking that crotch" !
if you sound half intelligent, "they" want to know: what do you do ? sometimes, i like to speak cretinese, which shuts the where do you get money ? types right down "
if you sound half intelligent, "they" want to know: what do you do ? sometimes, i like to speak cretinese, which shuts the where do you get money ? types right down "
by michael foolsley May 7, 2022
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