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by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
Get the deforrestation mug.a fabulous looking human, that seems almost too nice looking to 'paint' with nasty ol' body fluids!!
she/he was looking too nice to soil!
no human is too nice looking to soil!!
it was too nice looking to soil!
no human is too nice looking to soil!!
it was too nice looking to soil!
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
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-when the cranial g forces pull the sides of your face back, your eyes roll out of sight, you black out, and do the obligatory leaving of gravity, while shaking; all in a few seconds...
-when the cranial g forces pull the sides of your face back, your eyes roll out of sight, you black out, and do the obligatory leaving of gravity, while shaking; all in a few seconds...
i'd like to space travel with him/her, hes'/shes' got the goods!
she seems like she'd really enjoy some nice space travel
she seems like she'd really enjoy some nice space travel
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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the 'urge'; pouring gasoline on the desire/s of the male, particularly when seen as transparent by the desired would-be sexual partner.
a state largely not understood by the female. -a state of mental spontaneous combustion, ie: burning from the inside.
the 'urge'; pouring gasoline on the desire/s of the male, particularly when seen as transparent by the desired would-be sexual partner.
a state largely not understood by the female. -a state of mental spontaneous combustion, ie: burning from the inside.
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
Get the burning in hell mug.dissatisfaction with ones' own, or anothers mental performance. -suggestion that in this time of 'transplants', one could procure a new 'mind' somewhere, and make out a bit better!
when i closed the patient up, i left a saw inside; i'm going to have to get a new brain, or lay off the PCP!!
-going to hit a yard sale and get me a new mind!
she needs to get a new brain!!
-this brain won't 'hop' when i bark orders, i need to get a new brain!
-going to hit a yard sale and get me a new mind!
she needs to get a new brain!!
-this brain won't 'hop' when i bark orders, i need to get a new brain!
by michael foolsley February 6, 2010
Get the get a new brain mug.fired, terminated, 'let-go', layed-off, R.I.F., OUT THE DOOR!!...
-largely acquiring the "shitty end of the stick", in about ANY situation...-(see other defs)
bumped works particularly well for the 'work' environment!!
-largely acquiring the "shitty end of the stick", in about ANY situation...-(see other defs)
bumped works particularly well for the 'work' environment!!
mcfoolsley co. bumped the stupid hippie they suspected of stealing from them!!
Madeline bumped big ed from her crotch
working like a slave, i eventually was bumped out the door...
u.d. bumped this definition from the realm of publish acceptability!
you're not working mac? (mac:) those ass-sucks BUMPED me!!
Madeline bumped big ed from her crotch
working like a slave, i eventually was bumped out the door...
u.d. bumped this definition from the realm of publish acceptability!
you're not working mac? (mac:) those ass-sucks BUMPED me!!
by michael foolsley October 24, 2011
Get the bumped mug.hes' got a trust fund, he can tap that oasis and buy all the pie he can fuck or eat! -i've got hustlers a-hustle tryin' to tap my oasis!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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