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we are the chumpy ones

we are the champions -by queen *one cannot escape hearing this stupid song at a sports arena! i HATED these guys when they came out, but have since learned to like them! -nevertheless, i still have trouble appreciating 'champions' -maybe its' the 'chorus style' singing?? -its' just a goofy fucking ditty!!...-who likes anybody peacocking and pumping themselves up??
i heard we are the chumpy ones at the baseball game and thought; yes indeed, you guys ARE the chumpy ones!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2009
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cat lick

catholic -who REALLY gives a shit about the 'h' and the third syllable? -cat lick also provides a nice, abstract 'huh?' flair!!
my new squeeze was cat lick, and wouldn't let me 'bag' my crank!!

that jane smacked of cat lick, but was more than willing to 'get wild'!!

those cat lick girls are so repressed, that when cut loose; they might "tear you up"
by michael foolsley May 18, 2011
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tainted load

sperm containing aids or some other kind of troublemaker
he/she was afraid he/she had soaked up a tainted load
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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old fashioned sperming

sport fucking ie: allusion to the days when women served more as property/objects than as a supreme being. needs of man were actually acknowledged, and empathized with.
i could use me an old fashioned sperming

joe was going to get he an old fashioned sperming
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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crack that crotch

sex, filling the 'gap' intruding upon the 'nether' region
john is making a fool of himself trying to 'crack that crotch'
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
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an experience with a human that is so bizarre one might as well be dealing with an alien.
when i was dealing with those liberals, it was a definite close encounter of the third kind...
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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peer's syndrome

need to constantly PEE!, specific to old people, also common in women of any age!
my poor old dead, dad would never leave the house because of peer's syndrome.

is your dad incontinent? -naw, its' just peer's syndrome
by michael foolsley July 13, 2011
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