michael foolsley's definitions
i heard my neighbor saying, 'upsy daisy bage' i was like, what the fuck!?
upsy daisy is something generally said around babies or kids! -how DIVINE to humanize a bag of garbage!
upsy daisy is something generally said around babies or kids! -how DIVINE to humanize a bag of garbage!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the upsy daisy bagemug. prison, jail, lock-up; confinement and isolation from the general public, preventing potential 'stink-on' of others.
(redundant for "victimless crime", like smoking of marijuana)
(redundant for "victimless crime", like smoking of marijuana)
the 'hard-core' were out to cage up those smoking 'muggles', instead of drinking martinis!
the prosecutor was determined to cage up the asshole that stank on the bodega clerk!
they should cage up that rabid dog minister!!
the prosecutor was determined to cage up the asshole that stank on the bodega clerk!
they should cage up that rabid dog minister!!
by michael foolsley June 17, 2011
Get the cage upmug. some fellows can fuck broken glass, but i can't cream just anywhere
some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!
some fellows could fuck a bag of garbage, but i could never cream just anywhere!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
Get the cream just anywheremug. female arms being claimed by bulk ! , and beginning to look like tubular balloons (let's make some balloon animals !)
by michael foolsley August 30, 2023
Get the fight for her armsmug. jane helped me launch my paratroopers when she 'let me off'!
it was a good old fashioned sperming involving many paratroopers
launch of paratroops means much to the male!
it was a good old fashioned sperming involving many paratroopers
launch of paratroops means much to the male!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
Get the launch my paratroopersmug. wanting sex but being with someone who won't 'put out' until their demands are met, subliminally or otherwise!
jim was fighting with (name) and was being held hostage until her/his demands were met!
she would invariably hold jim hostage until her demands were met!
he hated being held hostage, while the flames were engulfing him!
she would invariably hold jim hostage until her demands were met!
he hated being held hostage, while the flames were engulfing him!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
Get the held hostagemug. letting a sex partner know you have some 'wynn's friction-proofing' in your night stand!!
you will get the ky, astro-glide, etc!!
you will get the ky, astro-glide, etc!!
damn, i'm getting all toe' up!! i'll get the grease!
yow!, doin' my thing in the sahara! i'll get the grease!
YOU'RE HURTING ME!! -i'll get the grease!
yow!, doin' my thing in the sahara! i'll get the grease!
YOU'RE HURTING ME!! -i'll get the grease!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the i'll get the grease!mug.