michael foolsley's definitions

prophet of doom

the one friend you have who can always be counted upon to apply some 'stink' to a situation, "rain on your parade" or otherwise foretell what is going to go wrong! -i.e.: a 'bummer', mr./ms. NEGATIVITY!!

john is the prophet of doom, he was constantly worried about the police during the 'rave-up'!

during the "drug deal", ace impulsively served as the prophet of doom!

THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING! said the sign of the 'born-again' ex king 'coholer (drunk) -yeah! hes' the prophet of doom!

by michael foolsley February 8, 2012

grocery store ghost

someone near you in a grocery store, all a-jabber on a cell phone, you think someones' actually speaking to you!! -huh? whut? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

i heard voices while shopping, but it was a grocery store ghost

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

dirt boo

terrible marijuana that has little taste or tastes like dirt!

really bad weed!

-don't EVEN feed me any more of that dirt boo,dude!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

unripe or spoiled

heard on prepackaged fruit commercial -can be used for deteriorating human parts, body parts 'going bad'

she looked in a mirror and was hoping she wasn't unripe or spoiled!

spending time in the gym helped keep him from getting unripe or spoiled

by michael foolsley March 13, 2010

old fashioned sperming

sport fucking ie: allusion to the days when women served more as property/objects than as a supreme being. needs of man were actually acknowledged, and empathized with.

i could use me an old fashioned sperming

joe was going to get he an old fashioned sperming

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

christ's crappin' crotch

expression of frustration and gentle undeification of the deity

christ's crappin' crotch! not published again!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

colloquial sibling

'dump' and 'load' are 'relatives' so, if i have to ejaculate, i could most certainly 'have a dump'!; just as i could 'leave my load by the side of the road'

-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??

-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!

ty used a colloquial sibling and ended up 'jiving some minds"!

if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...

by michael foolsley February 1, 2010