michael foolsley's definitions
'the police' -observation of police lights anywhere around you. the common (most communities now!) mixture of blue and red lights look like something on fire from a distance (especially if one is 'altered'!)
*call it what you want! but to me; police lights look like flames!! ie: 'flames in my mirror', or; up ahead
*call it what you want! but to me; police lights look like flames!! ie: 'flames in my mirror', or; up ahead
I was "hot-dogging" in my miata, and to my horror, saw flametop in my mirror!
down the road was some serious flametop! i didn't know what was going on!
got home from a hard day licking ass, and flametop was all over my parking lot, -guess the redneck upstairs 'went wild' on his wife again!
down the road was some serious flametop! i didn't know what was going on!
got home from a hard day licking ass, and flametop was all over my parking lot, -guess the redneck upstairs 'went wild' on his wife again!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
Get the flametopmug. SHOPWORN the concept of the clock 'working over' our bodies and minds. i personally, would sometimes like to street fight the clock!
that old man must have been a hellion in his day! -sure looks clockbeat now!
she looks like she once could of provided a 'wallop', but sadly clockbeat now!!
she looks like she once could of provided a 'wallop', but sadly clockbeat now!!
by michael foolsley December 7, 2009
Get the clockbeatmug. the concept that alcohol is the PREMIER recreational drug!!.
-alcohol IS 'jolly good fun', but i don't recall ever having my head in a toilet bowl from smoking the satanic 'gage'!!
-of course, we all know that alcohol is 'JESUS', and I know fully well that I CAN KNOW NOTHING!! (even after 40 years of research!) -so kitchee-koo!!, you BASTARDS!!! (FUCK YOU! to the alcohol and cigarette lobbies, too!!)
-alcohol IS 'jolly good fun', but i don't recall ever having my head in a toilet bowl from smoking the satanic 'gage'!!
-of course, we all know that alcohol is 'JESUS', and I know fully well that I CAN KNOW NOTHING!! (even after 40 years of research!) -so kitchee-koo!!, you BASTARDS!!! (FUCK YOU! to the alcohol and cigarette lobbies, too!!)
the college boy was laboring under the alcohol delusion...soon he was hualping!!
give me a muggle any day!, i don't subscribe to the alcohol delusion!!
judy had the alcohol delusion, she was scared that that 'pot' would lead to 'harder' stuff!!
give me a muggle any day!, i don't subscribe to the alcohol delusion!!
judy had the alcohol delusion, she was scared that that 'pot' would lead to 'harder' stuff!!
by michael foolsley December 25, 2009
Get the alcohol delusionmug. after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!
i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!
cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !
i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!
cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !
by michael foolsley March 17, 2022
Get the cream of the crotchmug. new color for artist's palette -from about mid november to about april 1 when the right coast takes on a shade of gray that seems to be present ad nauseum, and extends pretty much through georgia -me love that fla winter color/light blast!!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the east coast graymug. a common reference by parents for kids getting a 'ride' in a police car.
this was used almost as much as "put your eye out", ANOTHER phrase APPARENTLY in the 'parent handbook', i became EXTREMELY weary of hearing!!
this was used almost as much as "put your eye out", ANOTHER phrase APPARENTLY in the 'parent handbook', i became EXTREMELY weary of hearing!!
i'm not coming to the police station when you get picked up!
the jenkins boys were constantly getting picked up for various infraction/s.
the police picked up a couple in a church parking lot trying to 'sock it home'
the jenkins boys were constantly getting picked up for various infraction/s.
the police picked up a couple in a church parking lot trying to 'sock it home'
by michael foolsley June 22, 2012
Get the picked upmug. a disease where people simply rub one the wrong way, and are assumed guilty until proven innocent. in a world of billions of people, it is usually not too long before an 'asshole' is revealed! (probably me!) CERTAINLY not YOU!! -this is a non-discriminatory malady affecting any race, creed
he was allergic to people, he had been stunk on way too often!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
she was allergic to people, and consequently kept to herself!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the allergic to peoplemug.