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sucklingly close

TOO close for comfort! -close enough to get ones' lips on!
my dentist's new hygienist got sucklingly close to my face with her huge bazooms, giving me the spermers' BA-LEWS!!

his crank was sucklingly close to his/her lips!!

the statuesque human came sucklingly close to the DNA prisoner!
by michael foolsley September 3, 2011
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ungoverned sex

masturbation; i.e. politically and monetarily unaffected sexual act!!

-sex unaffected by male/female (or otherwise!)
personal, physical or societal attitudes, 'laws', flaws, skills, capabilities or 'clause' (not to mention MONEY!!)
he finished 'negotiations' with himself, and soon was having ungoverned sex!!

buying her dinner, then experiencing 'political struggles' re: sex, john just gave up; and went home for some ungoverned sex

she had ungoverned sex with herself, no prophos, no birth control, no politics, no bullshit; -just simple ungoverned sex!!
by michael foolsley September 3, 2011
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stinkum

perfume,body lotion, body scents of any kind, very often applied way too heavily, (male OR female!)
that bitch had on so much stinkum, i all but gagged

that dude on the bus, had on so much stinkum, it was almost pukin' time!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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set myself alight

i struck out in the pick-up bar, so i went home and set myself alight (for those of you in britain!)
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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got the goods

physical attributes of a human-

well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states
damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!

i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!

he HAS to be gay!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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extra small drink

a radical departure from the fast food 'tub' , or 55 gallon drum of soft drink (ie: "ultra gulp")
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept
my dutch friends were horrified at all the sloppy fat americans, i told them to be sure an ask for an extra small drink when at a fast food place...

the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !

get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!
by michael foolsley July 11, 2022
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colloquial sibling

'dump' and 'load' are 'relatives' so, if i have to ejaculate, i could most certainly 'have a dump'!; just as i could 'leave my load by the side of the road'

-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??

-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!
ty used a colloquial sibling and ended up 'jiving some minds"!

if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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