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that bitch had on so much stinkum, i all but gagged
that dude on the bus, had on so much stinkum, it was almost pukin' time!
that dude on the bus, had on so much stinkum, it was almost pukin' time!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
Get the stinkum mug.i struck out in the pick-up bar, so i went home and set myself alight (for those of you in britain!)
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the set myself alight mug.physical attributes of a human-
well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states
well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states
damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!
i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!
he HAS to be gay!
i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!
he HAS to be gay!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
Get the got the goods mug.'offing' oneself rather than go to prison! (like the poor, dead, dc madam!!)
this concept is similar to the wolf chewing off its' paw, to beat a trap!
this concept is similar to the wolf chewing off its' paw, to beat a trap!
i'm cage allergic! i don't do cages!!
they caught him smoking a muggle, but he offed himself before they could 'cage him up'...he was cage allergic!
they caught him smoking a muggle, but he offed himself before they could 'cage him up'...he was cage allergic!
by michael foolsley February 23, 2010
Get the cage allergic mug.pick ones' nose -this is an activity that is apparently as horrifying as defecating, peeing, or baring 'prime parts' in public!!
on the seinfeld show, jerry gets 'burned' by some 'babe' because of a 'pick' appearing nose scratch
on the seinfeld show, jerry gets 'burned' by some 'babe' because of a 'pick' appearing nose scratch
i need to work my snot, but i definitely don't want to get caught!!
if she sees me working my snot, it'll be all over......
i watched her work her snot while driving!!
if she sees me working my snot, it'll be all over......
i watched her work her snot while driving!!
by michael foolsley March 6, 2010
Get the work my snot mug.shannon quit cigarettes, but discovered food!, she used to look firecracker hot; but now has gained 100lbs!!
dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!
mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!
dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!
mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!
by michael foolsley May 24, 2011
Get the addictive personality shift syndrome mug.he once was a super-athlete, but now can't even lift the ball due to human chronological erosion
she once did twenty-five guys in one night, but now the fellows gag or are horrified, thanks to human chronological erosion!
she once did twenty-five guys in one night, but now the fellows gag or are horrified, thanks to human chronological erosion!
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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