jane helped me launch my paratroopers when she 'let me off'!
it was a good old fashioned sperming involving many paratroopers
launch of paratroops means much to the male!
it was a good old fashioned sperming involving many paratroopers
launch of paratroops means much to the male!
by michael foolsley January 08, 2010
reading the foolsley report, i suddenly realized i had too much air in my guts!!
jane: "i'll 'grind the poison' out of you, but first we need to eat, i've got too much air in my guts!!"
jane: "i'll 'grind the poison' out of you, but first we need to eat, i've got too much air in my guts!!"
by michael foolsley March 05, 2010
the paperwork, hoop jumping, cup peeing, sweet talking, etc one must endure in order to get a job and/or sex partner
john wanted a job and a sex partner, but dreaded the processing
the processing required for simple survival seems to be never-ending
the processing required for simple survival seems to be never-ending
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
male masturbation -the male manipulating it's 'udder' to produce "male soul milk" performed more effectively with an assistant, or helper !
we tried to get zeke to go with us to foolsley's, but he said he had to do the milking !
being 'not good enough' , (except to the 'heavy' women) john left the "pick up bar" and went home and do the milking !
he needed to find a "milk maid" to do the milking !
being 'not good enough' , (except to the 'heavy' women) john left the "pick up bar" and went home and do the milking !
he needed to find a "milk maid" to do the milking !
by michael foolsley December 04, 2020
re; male sex: -applying 'grease' of any kind to male 'prime parts', before sexual 'travel' (singly OR plural!)
lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'
lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'
wut you been doing tom? -marinating my chicken!
i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)
i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)
by michael foolsley December 14, 2010
someone not big on travel, ie: i only like sleeping in my own bed!, i don't like foreign bathrooms, i hate hotels, i don't like to fly, i'm afraid to fly!, i don't like being away from home/my 'treasures', i get claustrophobia...on & on....!!
meanwhile, the world spins on around you!!!!
(see 'head jail')
meanwhile, the world spins on around you!!!!
(see 'head jail')
don had the travelophobia, you couldn't pry him out of his house!!
judy wasn't big on travel, had the travelophobia
judy wasn't big on travel, had the travelophobia
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
popping bubble wrap bubbles and unable to stop until all the bubbles are spent. -enjoying the assorted 'crack' sounds as well. supremely addictive!!
that bitch wouldn't stop with the bubble wrap crack...i was about to get my .45!!
whole lot o' goodness wit dat bubble wrap crack!
whole lot o' goodness wit dat bubble wrap crack!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010