michael foolsley's definitions
i've got the pregger shakes, i'm waiting for the red tide!
joe had no job, no money, no prospects, but did have the pregger shakes!
joe had no job, no money, no prospects, but did have the pregger shakes!
by michael foolsley January 11, 2010
Get the pregger shakesmug. something to mutter while watching "car dealer tv" ("broadcast" tv) while changing channels or muting a particularly annoying and offensive advertiser (i HATE this guy!!)
by michael foolsley March 26, 2021
Get the SAY GOODBYE, CREEP !!mug. riding the "gravy train", 'with the money tree', trust fund, 'golden child', magnetic personality, silky tongue, persuasive
money, or procuring of same; EASY!! -sitting, set-up like a fat rat!
money, or procuring of same; EASY!! -sitting, set-up like a fat rat!
before i got 'bumped', (out the door!, fired, 'terminated') i was sitting fat!
john was sitting fat, he knew he could get a 'taste' once that human got a 'whiff of money'!!
i was sitting FAT!, until they took my money away!!
john was sitting fat, he knew he could get a 'taste' once that human got a 'whiff of money'!!
i was sitting FAT!, until they took my money away!!
by michael foolsley May 15, 2011
Get the sitting fatmug. males; -the placing of the 'shot' (or ejaculate) in a chosen or convenient location, -usually ending up a mental, physical and spiritual challenge!
went into foolsley's bar and saw nothing but shot-putters
john was a true shot putter, he was a slave to a kuhm drop!
beth and melissa were sharing a muscular shot-putter
john was a true shot putter, he was a slave to a kuhm drop!
beth and melissa were sharing a muscular shot-putter
by michael foolsley August 1, 2010
Get the shot-puttermug. pad of toilet paper, napkin, cloth or other form of separation placed between buttocks after particularly messy evacuation to ward off 'tock chaf' (I.A. irritated asshole). -this is especially poignant if unable to 'laboratory clean oneself' no water, baby wipes, etc!) ref; butt hole, tight 'tocks
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
Get the buttle kotexmug. money spending therapy!!
the glorious moment when one can 'cut loose' from 'saving' and 'shop' some magic item. -like the day your dad took you to the bicycle shop to get that new red bicycle! (OR guitar store/guitar) -when money can be used for a 'fun' item or 'toy'!!
the glorious moment when one can 'cut loose' from 'saving' and 'shop' some magic item. -like the day your dad took you to the bicycle shop to get that new red bicycle! (OR guitar store/guitar) -when money can be used for a 'fun' item or 'toy'!!
i've been eating this bird seed all week, tonight i'm going for some M.S.T. and getting me some sushi!!
i'm tired of using these cheap 'prophos' i'm going to walk on the wild side and M.S.T. me some FOUREX!!
i'm going to M.S.T. me some Chateau Rothschild tonight instead of this wild irish rose!!
i'm tired of using these cheap 'prophos' i'm going to walk on the wild side and M.S.T. me some FOUREX!!
i'm going to M.S.T. me some Chateau Rothschild tonight instead of this wild irish rose!!
by michael foolsley April 2, 2010
Get the M.S.T.mug. after effects of the alcohol abuser, poor inability to 'censor', or 'control' ones' actions/spoken word with little 'reasonable' sensibility. -consequently careening straight into verbal or physical collision..........
DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WHEN USING THIS MEDICATION!!
DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY WHEN USING THIS MEDICATION!!
dan scared the sorority girls when he climbed on top of the car at 65mph, they quickly became attuned to his lack of precision.
after downing half a bottle of 'jack', laura drooled all over him, coming on strong; jack noted her loss of precision proceeding to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!
jay lost his usually fine precision, upon chug-a-lugging too much 'cohol!!
after downing half a bottle of 'jack', laura drooled all over him, coming on strong; jack noted her loss of precision proceeding to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!
jay lost his usually fine precision, upon chug-a-lugging too much 'cohol!!
by michael foolsley September 5, 2011
Get the loss of precisionmug.