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transpo

any form of transportation: car, plane, motorcycle weed, lsd, sex, etc -anything that gets one from point a to point b!!
that bitch was QUALITY transpo!!

got me some new transpo!

lets' take my transpo! aint'snt got no transpo!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
mugGet the transpomug.

nirvanic moment

the moment when a male KNOWS beyond any shadow of a doubt, hes' going to get sex!
a nirvanic moment is probably one the males' most blissful moments!!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
mugGet the nirvanic momentmug.

doability

-measure of ones' sex appeal (-doug "greaseman" tracht)
that bitch has got 90% doability!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
mugGet the doabilitymug.

dunged clean

defecation with little or no mess/clean-up. fairly rare, but extremely beneficial if in a hurry (aka-'wipeless shit')

(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)
i was delightfully surprised to be dunging clean

was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean

counting on dunging clean is a mistake
by michael foolsley November 24, 2012
mugGet the dunged cleanmug.

weary of sex

specific to 'older' males!! -the soul possessing need for sex easing up a bit (just a bit!!) upon approaching "old age"
the ability to pass by a statuesque female without making a fool of oneself trying to get an 'E' ticket, and/or the 'keys to the kingdom'
john was weary of sex, he decided to stay home and 'strike off'!!

he was tired of taking a beating trying to get sex!! ;-in essence, he was weary of sex!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
mugGet the weary of sexmug.

body rush

the highly pleasant physical 'moving really fast' sensations from assorted hallucinogens. can be compared to pre-orgasmic sensations!
i had a body rush that made me have to check my 'kaak' for 'juice'!

the hallucinations were minimal, but the body rushes were stellar!!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
mugGet the body rushmug.

light my lecher lamp

visualizing a console inside ones' head containing rows of lamps lit by various human experiences.

the lecher lamp would be the one to illuminate upon sight of a 'statuesque' human!!

similar to the cartoons, where a cartoon character would turn into a powerful vehicle (truck, e.t.c.) blowing a horn, belching smoke, revving engine and burning rubber, upon visualization of same!! (tongue hanging out, too??)
she knew she could light my lecher lamp!!

that young woman lit my lecher lamp!!

he was gay, but still lit her lecher lamp!!
by michael foolsley October 23, 2011
mugGet the light my lecher lampmug.

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