michael foolsley's definitions
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the fuk ducmug. that 'bird' sure has something ! dave: NLPB !!
that art chick is WAY kool ! yeah! , NLPB !!
that server SMOKES !... this is TRUE! , NLPB !!
that art chick is WAY kool ! yeah! , NLPB !!
that server SMOKES !... this is TRUE! , NLPB !!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2021
Get the NLPBmug. wrapping several layers of "terlit" paper around itself to avoid 'soiling' the fingers! the final result looking somewhat like a spinster librarian's hair "bun" on the back of her head !
one CANNOT WIPE a stuck "nugget" , and HOPEFULLY has nitrile or surgical gloves !
one CANNOT WIPE a stuck "nugget" , and HOPEFULLY has nitrile or surgical gloves !
i made a dunging bun to avoid touching my "grease release"
i blew a "bad dung", employed a dunging bun , then dunging gloves!
i blew a "bad dung", employed a dunging bun , then dunging gloves!
by michael foolsley January 17, 2022
Get the dunging bunmug. "having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
by michael foolsley August 3, 2022
Get the messy onemug. a social experience of a LESS than 'gracious' nature, resulting in singular; OR mutual 'stink upon' of each involved human. a situation POSSIBLY terminating in fisticuffs!, DEFINITELY terminating in 'verbal' sparring!!
sam had a clumsy human encounter with the bouncer, who wouldn't believe sam's I.D. was real! sam stomped off, spewing curses at the bouncer.
the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!!
they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!
the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!!
they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!
by michael foolsley November 14, 2011
Get the clumsy human encountermug. A.K.A. "wipeless shit"
pronounced 'voonderdung', the miraculous excretion/defecation requiring little, or NO clean-up!!
pronounced 'voonderdung', the miraculous excretion/defecation requiring little, or NO clean-up!!
they were hustling me to get to the meeting, fortunately, i blew a wunderdung!
was hoping for a wonderdung, as i was in a hurry; but ended up with a "mess in my rump"
was hoping for a wonderdung, as i was in a hurry; but ended up with a "mess in my rump"
by michael foolsley September 15, 2014
Get the wunderdungmug. hey clyde, pull over! ah need me one o' them ultra gulps!!
gone get me one o' them ultra gulps!
i was lickin' asses n' workin' up a sweat, ah needed me one o' them ultra gulps!!
gone get me one o' them ultra gulps!
i was lickin' asses n' workin' up a sweat, ah needed me one o' them ultra gulps!!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
Get the ultra gulpmug.