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a never to occur scenario...a "sipping liquor" meant to be tongue savored!!
in the immortal words of wisdom of a good friend; "one does not chug cognac" !!
in the immortal words of wisdom of a good friend; "one does not chug cognac" !!
you can chug beer, but one does not chug cognac!!
he RAN out the door!, not walked!!; when she began to chug cognac!!
he RAN out the door!, not walked!!; when she began to chug cognac!!
by michael foolsley May 2, 2011
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Get the "drugsman's" green light mug.the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!
haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!
-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)
mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!
-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)
mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!
by michael foolsley February 3, 2010
Get the mechanic's law mug.hey john, look at those two! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
that is one hot human! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
that is one hot human! (response) -i don't buy in bulk!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
Get the i don't buy in bulk mug.shit! this def left a terrible mess in my rump (such a silly word!) i'm going to have to power wash!
power washing is the only way i'm going to clean this dung!!
upon 'blowing one', i soon realized it was going to require a power wash
power washing is the only way i'm going to clean this dung!!
upon 'blowing one', i soon realized it was going to require a power wash
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
Get the power wash mug.what realtors sell! -'house' is never spoken in real estate!!
according to bob dylan, "its a house, not a home"
my take is, it isn't a 'home' until a 'family' moves in and makes it one!!
according to bob dylan, "its a house, not a home"
my take is, it isn't a 'home' until a 'family' moves in and makes it one!!
i didn't even know those 'homes' were there!!
lets' go look at these 'homes'!! -you mean houses?? -no!!, i mean 'homes'!!
donna mcfoolsey, realtor; has sold a lot of 'homes'
lets' go look at these 'homes'!! -you mean houses?? -no!!, i mean 'homes'!!
donna mcfoolsey, realtor; has sold a lot of 'homes'
by michael foolsley February 4, 2010
Get the 'homes' mug.won't you apply an oral vacuum to my rectum?
let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank
couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?
let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank
couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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