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imagination hat

the imaginary hat your second grade teacher told you to put on, but never told you to take off!
using his imagination hat helped john deal with this life!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
mugGet the imagination hatmug.

boinging

a super energetic individual 'going off' verbally or physically, consequently 'bouncing around the room' and off the walls like a "super ball" (-a possible meth/crankhead!)
he was boinging so much, my friends and i were dazed and confused!
he was a boingy kind of guy!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
mugGet the boingingmug.

ballpark me

a counter for the business strategy where the price remains hidden until the 'hook is set'. there IS a school which believes, "if you have to know the price you can't afford it"

this attitude strongly PISSES ME OFF!!, i am of the school which believes the product may not be worth the price to ME!!, despite what someone says, OR their sales approach!

it is very comforting to know the price when beginning any transaction! I HATE the clumsy human interaction of taking the 'bait' only to have to 'back out', because the item simply is not worth that much to me! -or maybe i don't have 'money to burn' that particular day!!!

-its' very nice to know if one can or cannot 'play in that league' or not!

car dealers in particular, LOVE to do this shit!!
the salesman wouldn't ballpark me, so i took a walk!

i asked for a ballpark price, but received a strange look!

the hot shit restaurant wouldn't post their fees outside, effectively non-ballparking people!
by michael foolsley August 18, 2010
mugGet the ballpark memug.

check the street

a phrase for the slightly insane...to be said at one's leisure when ambulatory. a visual check for the secret police, regular police, riff-raff, hit squad, trumpers and/or libtards coming for YOU ! . seeing as how civil war is right on the horizon, a few extra moments to grab your guns (plural, OF COURSE!) is nice !
i'm going to grab a cup of coffee then check the street !
urban dictionary bumped my would be contribution, when i went to check the street !, i didn't take it personally !
by michael foolsley September 11, 2020
mugGet the check the streetmug.

stomp it up

driving; accelerate! 'stomp' or 'punch' gas, GET FUCKING MOVING!! -bringing the foot down on the accelerator HARD!!
i was late to lynn's because of some grey hair's inability to stomp it up!

i was hustling to work late, decided to stomp it up; and got gotten by flametop!

the tractor trailer was forcing me to stomp it up!

he wouldn't stomp it up, which was pissing me off!!
by michael foolsley February 4, 2010
mugGet the stomp it upmug.

folks gettin' right

smoking of the satanic gage, weed, boo, jive stick, etc
i came out of jane's and whiffed some folks gettin' right

john will never be far from where there are folks gettin' right
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
mugGet the folks gettin' rightmug.

whiff of money

motivator for the currency-challenged, taking notice of the potential of money dispense, possible aphrodisiac
in the early 1900s, residents of the south got a whiff of money from chicago.

in the thirties and forties, many got a whiff of money from washington dc, and proceded to suckle the government teat!

judy cashdollar got a whiff of money from the rolex 'ordinary' joe barnes was wearing at the pick-up bar.

jim got a whiff of money from the potential new employer

she got a whiff of money and got 'moist'
by michael foolsley August 11, 2010
mugGet the whiff of moneymug.

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