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head jail

the concept of self imprisonment, ie: in a cell inside ones' own head.......
john could have cracked that crotch but he was in head jail

judy could have gone to the nude beach, but she was in head jail
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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bundle down

removing tons of clothes; ones' 'eskimo suit'

-this time of year, (nov.) we are hearing phrases like, 'wintry' and 'bundle up'...when spring 'rolls', (OR travel time!) i like to think about bundling DOWN!! -especially when heading to the nude beach!!
'kissed off' that killer snow, flew down to haulover beach and preceded to bundle down!

wendy couldn't wait to BUNDLE DOWN! she HATED wearing clothing!!

contrary to shopping and fashion, she loved to bundle down!!

in the south of france, many folks like to bundle down!!
by michael foolsley November 17, 2011
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blind contract

marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.
he signed a blind contract, then went crazy

they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat

after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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plastic smile

the never changing 'cheshire cat' grin found on those wishing to: "win friends and influence people", this group would primarily include politicians and business 'people'.

one has to wonder: what happens to these peoples' faces when they get 'pissed off', 'fed-up', or largely 'explosively' frustrated'? -such a bizarre human behavior style!

of course, it DOES tend to put the trusting 'at ease', making the more 'pliable' more easily taken advantage of.

-nevertheless, it gives people like me, who smile only when something is funny or 'lighthearted'; the CREEPS!!
the politician's plastic smile finally disappeared during the reception, after zack pushed a cream pie in her/his face!!

the insurance mans' plastic smile, let me know i had a new friend!!

all the cult members were possessors of the plastic smile!!
by michael foolsley October 3, 2012
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personal spittoon

a destination for the genetic effluent discharged by the male. be it another human, a container, a cloth, OR the atmosphere!!; a designated 'container' for containment/encapsulation/envelopment/collection/OR absorption and/or 'processing' of the sperm.
that jenkins babe is firecracker HOT!! -YEAH!! too bad shes' dave's personal spittoon!!

i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??

chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!
by michael foolsley September 28, 2013
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the lines

the lines created by mammary glands straining a blouse, etc; to the limit. -one or more lines in the fabric as strained!
that babe is oozing the good thing! fuckin' ay me like the lines!
by michael foolsley December 7, 2009
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reptilian

looking somewhat like a reptile

acting somewhat like a reptile

being a reptile
once the acid kicked in, all the pick-up bar patrons looked like reptiles; i had to swiftly vamoose!
she had a reptilian face
the insurance man had a reptilian 'bedside manner'!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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