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bodies and machines

a 'benefit' of overpopulation. one sometimes simply doesn't have the patience to deal...!
jane explained she'd rather have a quiet evening at home, she'd had about enough of bodies and machines........

the u.d. thumbs down clown will be SURE to 'thumbs-down'

my bodies and machines concept!!

i had a pretty good time, despite a surplus of bodies and machines..............
by michael foolsley December 7, 2011
mugGet the bodies and machinesmug.

testosterone jones

any male who 'comes on' way too hard in any way possible, stuffing their 'essence' down your throat, who simply; is not a very good (or lucky) 'detective'

almost always a young/er male
look out, hold on to your hat here comes testosterone jones!!!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
mugGet the testosterone jonesmug.

shiny chick

(the anti-"hippie" chick!); woman wearing heavy makeup that seems almost reflective! -hence, appearing 'shiny'
these women usually embrace the folding green religion and would love to take a ride on YOUR gravy train!

shiny chicks usually excel in the more physical skills, rather than being some of our greater thinkers!!
theobald found the pickup bar 'shiny chick' repellent!

james picked up a shiny chick, but couldn't get a "stiffy"

ian knew he could never get the shiny chick to go camping!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
mugGet the shiny chickmug.

burn some rope

lets' burn some rope, then go to titty city!

lets' burn some rope, infant!

lets' burn some fuck-damn rope!!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
mugGet the burn some ropemug.

NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
mugGet the NOT the goose who lays the golden eggsmug.

M.O.S.

man of steel (or 'men')

the 'macho man' who has huge pain tolerance, physically OR emotionally!; ESPECIALLY WHEN DRUNK!!
jack was a true M.O.S.!! he took on some killer bikers and got seriously thrashed, but bounced back like a turd that wouldn't flush!

he didn't know what he was in for challenging those M.O.S.

the special op M.O.S. kept on shooting after losing part of a leg, until he keeled over from blood loss!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
mugGet the M.O.S.mug.

question man

the police! -could be question 'kind', question 'one/s' or question 'woman'

the local 'officials' invariably have a question (or questions) for one upon being detained/arrested/stopped for ANY reason! usually, the answer is already known!, ones' fate pre-determined. the 'slicker' talkers can sometimes actually manipulate this.
i was leaving foolsley's, and got hit by the question man re: my consumption of 'cohol. i explained that i was just the fucking dishwasher getting off work........

after the question ones peeled judy off the telephone pole, they had a quiz for her!

i took a roundabout way home to 'beat' the question man!
by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
mugGet the question manmug.

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