michael foolsley's definitions

park tocks and dung down

sit down and get something to eat!!

i'm going to park tocks and dung down!

i'm going to park tocks and dung down, -then 'not publish' any more michael foolsleyisms!!

by michael foolsley February 5, 2010

boss of the hot sauce

a male -burdened with the damning responsibility of getting 'crap' out of his cock!

he had to cream a stream, he was the boss of the hot sauce

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

become satan

a mean drunk, completely changing personality upon the absorption of too much alcohol

doug is normally a sweet guy, but feed him too much jager and he'll become satan.

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

plugs

tampons

a term i absorbed from univ. of md (balt.) nursing students circa:early 70s'

jen, do you have any plugs?, i'm all out!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

thats not 'news'!

something for you to mutter after hearing the same fucking story the news media/s have 'glommed' on to ad nauseam!!

after hearing the same story over and over for a week+, you can mutter: thats not 'news'!

the news media won't give up on the story!, its' been two weeks...thats not 'news'!

like many of my definitions, 'the thumbs down clown' will probably not like: thats not 'news'!, either!!

lots of my (good) stuff gets rejected!...thats not 'news'!

by michael foolsley June 14, 2011

a-heavin'

throwing something -this is a direct quote from charles starkweather, serial killer: *nobody knowed better than to say nothing to me when i was A-HEAVIN' their goddamned garbage.* -What incredibly beautiful abstract, poetic symetry!! -simply rolls off the tongue!!

we was a-heavin' them bottles on the railroad track

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

def on your grave

defecation, take a shit -a steaming lump of smelly funk a-top YOUR "place of rest"! THE ULTIMATE INSULT!! (i guess a cremation urn would require a cup of diarrhea!!) -for the true, 'earned' and deserving ASSHOLE!!

i'm going to def on your grave

his ex-wife exclaimed: i'm going to def on your grave!!

i'm going to def on his grave

by michael foolsley December 18, 2009