michael foolsley's definitions

on my knees to pray

oral sex

he/she rocketed to the moon, soon after i got down on my knees to pray!

she loved it when i got down on my knees to pray!

by michael foolsley July 22, 2012

def on your grave

defecation, take a shit -a steaming lump of smelly funk a-top YOUR "place of rest"! THE ULTIMATE INSULT!! (i guess a cremation urn would require a cup of diarrhea!!) -for the true, 'earned' and deserving ASSHOLE!!

i'm going to def on your grave

his ex-wife exclaimed: i'm going to def on your grave!!

i'm going to def on his grave

by michael foolsley December 18, 2009

prepare for battle

get ready for work -(prepare for battle comes from an ancient video game called 'space fury')

hey dude, some more of this skonk? -no thanks, i've got to prepare for battle!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

musical dialect

varieties of tribal expression, music being a universal language still has dialects only spoken by certain tribes
this should be considered by a 'music nazi'!!!!!

that death metal just isn't a musical dialect i speak

that slick nashville 'country' is an odd dialect

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

folder

defecation -a 'def' that tries to exit the toilet bowl sideways, causing double thickness and extending the joy of its' visit for a second flush.

cut me a flop and tried to flush, but it was a fucking folder! i had to baby-sit it for another go-round!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009

buttle singe

(butt hole singe) smell of a definite 'burning human' nature after a fart-lighting session...(burning buttle hair perhaps??)

dave rolled over saying "watch this!", he lit a fart and then was frantically patting at himself...he had burned his 'bum' and had the buttle singe!

wear 'pants' when lighting farts or get the 'buttle singe'!!!!!

by michael foolsley January 4, 2010

zip strips

paper covered coffee stirrers at convenience stores

them zip strips will keep away the black death!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009