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new slaver

the new breed of 'plantation owner' and/or business'person' who takes full advantage of those with 'lesser' social status and education in order to keep their business maximizing profits!!

one would THINK by offering a decent wage AND benefits, it would prove to be a more intelligent move as regards to worker performance as well as loyalty, but this is a completely foreign concept to those who pray to the 'church of the greenback', i.e. the 'folding greens'!!
that business won't pay a decent living wage, practically expecting employees to PAY THEM to work there!! (response:) yeah, i know all about it!! i'm super-tired of these new slavers!!

john started his business and appreciated those who helped him build it into something of substance, he was happy to share the profits, made plenty for himself, and had no desire to be a new slaver.

jane hated to go to the vertical plantation everyday, to work for those new slavers
by michael foolsley September 14, 2013
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surrey on

go somewhere, travel -(from the ancient song 'surrey down to the stone soul picnic', written by laura nyro (R.I.P.) and performed by the insipid 5th dimension)

a surrey is a 4-wheeled 2-seated horse-drawn carriage
lets' surrey on down to the bluntsman's and procure some 'goodness'

i'm going to surrey on over to jane's for a 'taste'
by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
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stop hurting

used by children. if one child is beating on another, third child yells out: stop hurting her!! -works real well by adults if said in high childlike voice with persons' name or her/him at the end. -usually defuses adult 'stink-on another' situation with laughter!!
stop hurting maurice!

stop hurting jane

stop hurting she
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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tuna tender

a reference to cunnilingus! (hetero OR homo!) could even extend to "gardening" or shaving of the female 'prime part'. (OR: tuna tendING) -ME for THAT!
jane and lauren were tuna tenders, but remained sympathetic to the personal hell of the male!

as much as john LOVED 'ramming'/plunging to 'oblivion', he had become somewhat of a tuna tender aficionado, making him WAY more desirable to females, than your typical everyday "bargain basement" 'piledriver'!!

tuna tending was something he CRAVED and looked forward to!!, it became something that superseded even his own pleasure!
by michael foolsley May 8, 2014
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Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem

(advert-manipulation); commonly found in modern advertising alluding to male worship of beer even superseding a "piece of pie" (vaginal orifice) OR, replacing the deity!

the concept of the ultimate form of worship being a beer and the "big game", as opposed to jettisoning of male DNA in the vaginal canal, i.e. -SUPREME POTENTATE!!

COME ON FOLKS!, BEER NOT THAT! GOOD!!

(NEVER MIND!! LETS' ALL GET 'SLOPPY' AND 'STUPID'!!)
how 'BOUT 'dose YANKEE fans??
big bull went to HELL!! for DARING to 'stink' on alcohol, via his Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!

the 'girls' felt powerless, when confronting the Beer-as-'Jesus' Theorem!!

Beer-as-'Jesus' theorem unaccepted! in MY 'house of worship'!
by michael foolsley September 5, 2011
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summon the hot drops

ejaculation, -the 'calling' (and churning!) of the male 'butter'
after the pickup bar rebuff, his only recourse was to go off and summon the hot drops!

she was vigorously grinding him, trying to summon the hot drops!

he was burning in hell trying to summon the hot drops
by michael foolsley July 25, 2010
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mind went blank

primary mental focus on temporary 'holiday'. one has to switch to secondary focus mode until primary focus mode returns. (similar to 'mental neutral')
i was going to do something, but my stupid mind went blank
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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