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taster's choice

john liked a creme horn more than pie, this was his taster's choice!

sidney's taster's choice steered her to hard bodies

rulanthra taster's choice required a gay fat person for sex.
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
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massives

huge mammary glands, transfixing most males!
she was the possessor of some massives, that dominated my libido.

my wife suggested those massives were bought from a doctor!

need my catcher's mitt to 'feel' THOSE massives!!

russ meyer WORSHIPPED! massives!
by michael foolsley November 4, 2011
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shape distortion

FAT!, overweight!, protoplasmatically 'challenged', colloq; 'morphoplasty'

a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!

the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'

the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!
jane became a victim of shape distortion after she turned forty!

jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion...

john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human...

judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
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teamster's blues

strike out at the pick-up bar, nothing to load, no work
john had tools and a load of freight, but nothing to load; he had the ol' teamster's blues!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
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porcelain room

"bathroom", loo -room to excrete/evacuate in private in
i had to ask where the porcelain room was
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
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'if' one needed sex

a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.

there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!

she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!

'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
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eraser rot

'death' of the rubber on an old pencil. usually discovery of this is by making nasty, hard to remove streaks all over your "masterpiece" when trying to erase.......

i nowadays get suspicious when the eraser looks dark...i start fingernail poking, checking the 'elasticity'; saving me the effort of industrial cursing!!

(maybe its' just an 'old peoples' thing!!?? i forgot about "paperless environment"!!)
my mind went blank, i made an error, tried to erase; but was tortured by eraser rot!!

eraser rot made my notation look like hell!! i couldn't remove the fuck damn marks!!

all the 'kool kats' @ u.d. HATED my concept of eraser rot!!
by michael foolsley September 22, 2011
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