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my poor old dead, dad would never leave the house because of peer's syndrome.
is your dad incontinent? -naw, its' just peer's syndrome
is your dad incontinent? -naw, its' just peer's syndrome
by michael foolsley July 13, 2011
Get the peer's syndromemug. not hearing shit from a prospective employer after sending a resume. -perhaps you out and out weren't qualified, or didn't include the "magic word/s"!? -employers have to have everything perfect on a resume, then rarely have the common decency (or time!?) to at least contact you for the 'take-down'...-kind of makes one feel about two places above a 'tool' or 'machine'!!
-those in resume limbo can/will stay this way for all eternity, unless they operate 'in volume', just like the perspective employer...(ie: HUNDREDS of resumes to HUNDREDS of employers!! -this, however CAN be a problem when there are NO jobs to be had!!) -there also is a 'hustle the employer' school too, if one "really wants the job"
-those in resume limbo can/will stay this way for all eternity, unless they operate 'in volume', just like the perspective employer...(ie: HUNDREDS of resumes to HUNDREDS of employers!! -this, however CAN be a problem when there are NO jobs to be had!!) -there also is a 'hustle the employer' school too, if one "really wants the job"
did you ever hear back from JR Foolsley company john? -fuck no, i'm in resume limbo!!
i was in resume limbo with TE POOP company, when the HR person actually called me with status...i couldn't believe it!!?
i was in resume limbo with TE POOP company, when the HR person actually called me with status...i couldn't believe it!!?
by michael foolsley January 26, 2010
Get the resume limbomug. steve believed strongly in the try before you buy school.
lila always deferred to the try before you buy mode.
try before you buy can help avoid signing a bad, hidden policy, or misrepresented 'contract'
lila always deferred to the try before you buy mode.
try before you buy can help avoid signing a bad, hidden policy, or misrepresented 'contract'
by michael foolsley July 31, 2012
Get the try before you buymug. by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the close encounter of the third kindmug. something for the history books! , and the curse of older types concerned with the status of their hearing !
speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
what'd she say ? , not sure! ; mask muffle !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
by michael foolsley November 19, 2021
Get the mask mufflemug. ability to actually ignore/like bulk (fat) and get to the "heart of the matter" (i.e. great personality, and/or to the orifice/tube)
black guys quite often have really good bulk bypass skills!
he didn't have very good bulk bypass skills, preferring the feel of a 'tight' body.
she had terrible bulk bypass skills, even though she was 300lbs!!
steve STRONGLY disliked slim women, he had good bulk bypass skills...
he didn't have very good bulk bypass skills, preferring the feel of a 'tight' body.
she had terrible bulk bypass skills, even though she was 300lbs!!
steve STRONGLY disliked slim women, he had good bulk bypass skills...
by michael foolsley August 4, 2011
Get the bulk bypass skillsmug. what drives, propels, often dominates, and is the very essence of the male. for women to underestimate this dream (and drive!) is a heartbreaking, terrible mistake. -to mine it for money is even worse!!
john was condemned to dream the dream of sex, as his father before him, but ended up taking matter/s into his own hands. *john hinckley had dreamed the dream of sex!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
Get the dream of sexmug.