michael foolsley's definitions

bubbling crude

raw sewage (also: oil- from the beverly hillbillies tv show)

there was a sewage back-up at the house, and up from the ground came a bubbling crude!

by michael foolsley December 25, 2009

skin pastry bag

"crude" def. = "DICK and BALLS !!"

skin pastry bag ANOTHER phrase useful in the most, prudish, "stiff" circles for: SUCK MY COCK !!

people CONSTANTLY trying to "sell" me something (U.S.) it's MY turn ! , i have a NICE, skin pastry bag to sell THEM !

buy a NEW CAR ? ("car dealer tv") I have something for sale ! , a NICE, skin pastry bag !!

have a go at my skin pastry bag !!

by michael foolsley April 18, 2022

sig udder

a "significant other" , be it a mammary gland bearing being, OR, one 'sporting' a "skin pastry bag"

udder and other sound about the same , and should be easily understood!

most commonly used for the "hairy triangle" bearers!

i'm waiting for my sig udder
my sig udder is going to "turn me on"

by michael foolsley September 27, 2022

king midas in reverse

an ancient hollies song about a person whose fortune/s turn to poo!

the last few years have been truly king midas in reverse for me!

by michael foolsley February 5, 2010

power it down

super toilet (on steroids) that suck down the waste without an argument

i've got to cut me a flop, but i'm going to 'choke it back' till i get to work where i can power it down!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

toilet choke

potentially stopped up toilet -the coughing sound a toilet makes when trying to swallow with too much in its' mouth!!

i tried to flush my waste but experienced toilet choke
i like the super toilets! they never toilet choke!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

burns off

departure of a hangover, clearing of the fog

i'll get with you in a bit, dude; wait till this fog burns off a bit.

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009