crackle to life

farting, farts AKA: 'crackled to life'

i pray these beans make my buttle crackle to life

they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life

by michael foolsley January 05, 2010

scrub the launch

reluctantly acceptive of a "pick up bar" turn down

jim had to scrub the launch and return home for some ungoverned sex! and set himself "alight" (-UK for "on fire" !)

he hated to, but had to scrub the launch

he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch

by michael foolsley September 05, 2022

save the bacteria

where is PETA when the poor bacteria are dying? who is going to stand up for them!

pretty soon someones' going to be crying save the bacteria!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

curse of sex

tendency of the male to be a total sap to get sex. a blindness totally unrealized until after the fact!! making a total ass of oneself, TO oneself! (over and over!)

joe was doing double back flips trying to crack that crotch, thanks to the curse of sex.
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex

by michael foolsley December 08, 2009

god was drunk

the reverse of "god's will" -god passed out somewhere, (heating grate?) barely able to speak

where was god during 9-11? -answer: god was drunk!!

god was drunk when katrina came around!!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009

marinating my chicken

re; male sex: -applying 'grease' of any kind to male 'prime parts', before sexual 'travel' (singly OR plural!)

lubricating the 'ram rod' of the male to lessen friction, facilitating smooth travel from point 'a' to point 'b'

wut you been doing tom? -marinating my chicken!

i was marinating my chicken, to eliminate 'shaft burn' (urban dict.word!!)

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

flop-cutting time

hands on the gastrointestinal 'clock' demanding one 'pump a lump'; emptying of ones' bowels; 'take' a shit!; 'have' a shit

churning in duane's guts informed him it was flop-cutting time!

flop-cutting time was complicated by dean's un-hungry toilet!

he went 'huh?', when she informed him it was flop-cutting time

by michael foolsley November 06, 2011