muslim safe

being in a bar-b-cue joint, a place that serves pork!! -one is not likely to get 'blowed-up' there!!
john felt pretty muslim safe in 'taste o' the south!!
by michael foolsley December 14, 2010
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juicys

i was moving furniture and caught the head juicys, wheres' my head (doo) rag?

this bitch wouldn't let me off, cause i had the juicys!
by michael foolsley November 28, 2009
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T.M.S.I.D.K.

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!! (for the texting lions and lionesses) a texting response to someones' 'same old song', expressing boredom (YAWN!!) with someones repetitive and/or boring prattle, you've heard ten thousand times before!!
texting: babble, babble babble...-T.M.S.I.D.K.

that 'bird' is SO excruciatingly FINE!! -T.M.S.I.D.K.

urban dictionary no longer likes michael foolsley definitions!! -T.M.S.I.D.K. !!
by michael foolsley September 05, 2013
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snap to

suddenly come alive!, abruptly be totally focused, immediate start, sudden locked focus, burst into life
the new recruits wouldn't snap to
when i turned my car key, the car wouldn't snap to
i DO NOT snap to immediately upon awakening!
by michael foolsley September 14, 2022
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effluentially challenged

one who doesn't care much for sex because of the discharge/s of bodily fluids (usually females!)
when john 'spunked down' and lisa saw spunk on the bed, he, thought he was going to be 'de-balled', she was effluentially challenged!!

sharon appeared less than enthusiastic about the 'mess' that remained after their 'work-out, effluentially challenged being that she was!!

judy about gagged when john spunked! she was extremely effluentially challenged!
by michael foolsley January 01, 2010
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B & M factor

crowded ANYTHING! highways, stores, streets, e.t.c.!! B & M means bodies n' (or) and (or) in machines. -saying one experienced a high B & M factor, means they experienced a situation where the ratio of bodies~machines~space was EXTREMELY out of balance!!
joe: don't drive the van wyck thruway!!, the high B & M factor is hugely punishing!!

overpopulation often has one experiencing a high B & M factor!!

the holidays specialize in extremely high B & M factor EVERYWHERE!!, -think i'll only buy online!

judy 'did' (pick a name!) in the storeroom, as they waited for the high B & M factor to subside...
by michael foolsley November 12, 2013
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grocery store ghost

someone near you in a grocery store, all a-jabber on a cell phone, you think someones' actually speaking to you!! -huh? whut? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
i heard voices while shopping, but it was a grocery store ghost
by michael foolsley December 08, 2009
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