Definitions by michael foolsley
darling buds
she has some darling buds
he had some seriously darling buds
i think the darling buds rock band is dead
he had some seriously darling buds
i think the darling buds rock band is dead
darling buds by michael foolsley January 4, 2010
buttle singe
(butt hole singe) smell of a definite 'burning human' nature after a fart-lighting session...(burning buttle hair perhaps??)
dave rolled over saying "watch this!", he lit a fart and then was frantically patting at himself...he had burned his 'bum' and had the buttle singe!
wear 'pants' when lighting farts or get the 'buttle singe'!!!!!
wear 'pants' when lighting farts or get the 'buttle singe'!!!!!
buttle singe by michael foolsley January 4, 2010
turbulence free cruise
problem free passage of time with other humans!; on an airplane, "on drugs", at a meeting, being married, etc! -this is an exceptionally rare and precious happenstance!! (usually one human or another invariably contributes some 'stink' to the situation.)
it was a turbulence free cruise, everyone was on a wave of 'self-enchantment'
even john enjoyed himself! it was a turbulence free cruise
as the airplane shook violently, all on board were having a turbulence free cruise!
even john enjoyed himself! it was a turbulence free cruise
as the airplane shook violently, all on board were having a turbulence free cruise!
turbulence free cruise by michael foolsley January 2, 2010
caucasiologist
social scientist whose realm of study is styles, habits, beliefs, movements, and logic patterns of lighter complected peoples
judy was fascinated by the life-styles of the lighter complected peoples; she was an ivy-league caucasiologist!
jim listened to the conservative talk show host with fascination!, he jotted some notes down for his caucasiologist studies.
as the darker complected individual 'ragged on' about his lighter complected "brothers", caucasiologist john struck a match off his pith helmet and lit a cigarette!!
jim listened to the conservative talk show host with fascination!, he jotted some notes down for his caucasiologist studies.
as the darker complected individual 'ragged on' about his lighter complected "brothers", caucasiologist john struck a match off his pith helmet and lit a cigarette!!
caucasiologist by michael foolsley January 1, 2010
effluentially challenged
when john 'spunked down' and lisa saw spunk on the bed, he, thought he was going to be 'de-balled', she was effluentially challenged!!
sharon appeared less than enthusiastic about the 'mess' that remained after their 'work-out, effluentially challenged being that she was!!
judy about gagged when john spunked! she was extremely effluentially challenged!
sharon appeared less than enthusiastic about the 'mess' that remained after their 'work-out, effluentially challenged being that she was!!
judy about gagged when john spunked! she was extremely effluentially challenged!
effluentially challenged by michael foolsley January 1, 2010
clockbit
being 'worked over' by the clock! looking in the mirror and realizing you've aged ten years. -the etching and spiritual and physical corrosion of time
jill still had a perky butt, though she was a bit clockbit
have an old clock whose company went out of business, its' a bit clockbit!
the young girl thought the idea of clockbit was perforated!
have an old clock whose company went out of business, its' a bit clockbit!
the young girl thought the idea of clockbit was perforated!
clockbit by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
'poison'
spermatozoa, male ejaculate -that which would drive the male ABSOLUTELY INSANE!, -a strong persuader, -the 'load' women have little sympathy/empathy for...
the 'poison' was putting john on 'edge'
the 'poison' and the swelling was driving john about half mad!
judy ground the 'poison' out of john, instantly relieving the swelling, and lessening the infection
tagisus instinctively knew grinding the 'poison' out of himself would prove therapeutic!
the 'poison' and the swelling was driving john about half mad!
judy ground the 'poison' out of john, instantly relieving the swelling, and lessening the infection
tagisus instinctively knew grinding the 'poison' out of himself would prove therapeutic!
'poison' by michael foolsley December 31, 2009