Definitions by michael foolsley
terminal farts
john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!
john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!
john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!
john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!
john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!
terminal farts by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
iced sperm
lets' go down to cold bone and get some iced sperm!
the necrophiliac milked some iced sperm out of the corpse
ah need me some iced sperm
the necrophiliac milked some iced sperm out of the corpse
ah need me some iced sperm
iced sperm by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
spud on her finger
john looked carefully for a spud on her finger
she had a spud on her finger...too bad, thought dave! lucky guy!
she had a spud on her finger...too bad, thought dave! lucky guy!
spud on her finger by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
divorce cold
absence of any heat whatsoever...makes your freezer seem like an oven!!
the cold, 'snap' of january 2010!! (2/3 of USA!! -like you californians, etc would know!!!)
the cold, 'snap' of january 2010!! (2/3 of USA!! -like you californians, etc would know!!!)
he stepped outside only to get hit in the face with a handful of knives!!, it was divorce cold!!!
his hands were stiffening up, he couldn't turn the wrench, it was divorce cold.
she gave him a cold stare through thin pursed lips, it was divorce cold!!
his hands were stiffening up, he couldn't turn the wrench, it was divorce cold.
she gave him a cold stare through thin pursed lips, it was divorce cold!!
divorce cold by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
suckle my rectum
he politely explained to the sales'person' that he/she could "suckle my rectum"!!
encouraging the policemen to "suckle my rectum", john awoke bruised; in a cage!
the "pump and dump" walked away steaming, shouting; suckle my rectum!!!
encouraging the policemen to "suckle my rectum", john awoke bruised; in a cage!
the "pump and dump" walked away steaming, shouting; suckle my rectum!!!
suckle my rectum by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
'i'm bored here'
something to mutter to oneself when stuck at 'evil' stoplight!
you have exhausted all the possibilities of "entertainment", and remain, quite simply: bored here!
you have exhausted all the possibilities of "entertainment", and remain, quite simply: bored here!
'i'm bored here' by michael foolsley January 4, 2010
full light cycle
hitting a stop light so that you are at the beginning of the cycle. you get the 'joy' of being 'enchanted' by the entire cycle and the movement of others.
-all you want to do is, pee, get-off, eat, get off the street, get away from people, dung, etc
-all you want to do is, pee, get-off, eat, get off the street, get away from people, dung, etc
full light cycle by michael foolsley January 4, 2010