potentially stopped up toilet -the coughing sound a toilet makes when trying to swallow with too much in its' mouth!!
i tried to flush my waste but experienced toilet choke
i like the super toilets! they never toilet choke!!
i like the super toilets! they never toilet choke!!
by michael foolsley December 04, 2009
selling out of christmas! money hustle anywhere and everywhere, disguising itself as worship of jesus
i work in retail, this time of year i feel like a christmas pimp!
those merchandisers are out there trying to christmas pimp the people!
those merchandisers are out there trying to christmas pimp the people!
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009
art consisting of remnant/s of previously consumed food usually found in/on a water-filled porcelain canvas... ie: SHIT!! (doug tracht, "the greaseman")
i just stepped in a dogs' intestinal sculpture, and about gagged!!
just layed a 'loaf' that was some definite intestinal sculpture!!
'baby' wouldn't eat my intestinal sculpture!
just layed a 'loaf' that was some definite intestinal sculpture!!
'baby' wouldn't eat my intestinal sculpture!
by michael foolsley May 10, 2011
a super energetic individual 'going off' verbally or physically, consequently 'bouncing around the room' and off the walls like a "super ball" (-a possible meth/crankhead!)
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
person who 'shits on the seat' (latino?) in a construction site portable toilet. -these individuals are HATED!! with a white hot fury!!
had to cut me a flop, but a halo artist had 'decorated' the seat first.
had to find another bowl, a halo artist had just beat me there!
had to find another bowl, a halo artist had just beat me there!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
(BRITISH PERSON LANGUAGE SKILLS CHALLENGE!!)
a way to use street/gutter type terms, 'manipulated' in such a verbose (wordy) way they could be used in polite, 'christian' society! (or in church!)
i personally love to do this, and have been doing so for years...it gets a guaranteed huh? and often; a chuckle! a great way to 'de-crude', crude!!
real handy, in a 'holier-than-thou' (squeaky-clean) environment!!
a way to use street/gutter type terms, 'manipulated' in such a verbose (wordy) way they could be used in polite, 'christian' society! (or in church!)
i personally love to do this, and have been doing so for years...it gets a guaranteed huh? and often; a chuckle! a great way to 'de-crude', crude!!
real handy, in a 'holier-than-thou' (squeaky-clean) environment!!
steve used soft cursing to strongly encourage his co-worker to apply a vacuum to his rectum!! (i.e. suck/suckle my ass!!)
let me strongly urge you to depart and have sex with yourself!!
she suggested he go have 'relations' with himself
suckle my dual function drainage hose!!
the trooper had 'unnatural' sex with me!!
let me strongly urge you to depart and have sex with yourself!!
she suggested he go have 'relations' with himself
suckle my dual function drainage hose!!
the trooper had 'unnatural' sex with me!!
by michael foolsley June 20, 2011
something to mutter to oneself when stuck at 'evil' stoplight!
you have exhausted all the possibilities of "entertainment", and remain, quite simply: bored here!
you have exhausted all the possibilities of "entertainment", and remain, quite simply: bored here!
by michael foolsley January 04, 2010