michael foolsley's definitions

prime parts

prime parts -sex parts (saw this term on a chicken package years ago.)

prime parts consist of: vagina, scrotum/balls, hose

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

urban dictated

rejection of concept by urban dictionary

dude! thats' pretty funny, you should try to get that in urban dictionary...i did, i got urban dictated!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

death of hashish

disappearance of hashish from all the local 'apothecary shops' (ie: 'the drugsman') in the early eighties. my personal theory is that when the mid-east turmoil really picked up, smuggling became more problematic??

-hash has GOT to be easier to smuggle than pot!! -and yes, i HAVE heard of amsterdam before!! (been there twice and was like a kid in a candy store!!) -can't help but wonder if anybody in Afghanistan 'uses'?? -guess we'll hear about it ten years from now......

i about cried over the death of hashish

never would have thought there would be a death of hashish!!

by michael foolsley January 13, 2010

fry-locked

inability to cook any other way but frying!!. -baking, steaming, boiling OR broiling; totally UNACCEPTABLE!!

if the food isn't cooked submerged in grease at high temperature, it is deemed WRONG!

a practice of cooking specific to many african 'tribes', also common in s. america.

health nut judy was reluctant to eat at dewayne's, because she knew he was fry-locked.

all the fast-food joints are totally fry-locked!

went to mcfoolsley's where they steam, boil, broil or bake!
a non fry-locked establishment!, SO nice to get a 'shit sammich' STEAMED!

by michael foolsley March 10, 2013

gift of clothes

a gift of clothing given by an older person, or a person who thinks they can determine what another would be caught dead in!! most people fail miserably at this!!

-clothing remains one of the most personal of gifts!! nevertheless, it IS a gift! and gets jokers "off the hook" -the more 'personal' a gift gets, the more potential problem/s with it!!! -if you're going to 'get personal', you better know the person DAMN WELL!!

i got a gift of clothes not toys!! i can put something over my buttle anytime!!

i hate to be ungrateful, but i can't hop up and down about a gift of clothes! -how about an electric masturbator??

my aunt theodora gave me some silk socks!!...guess i can use them for a 'jizz basket'!!

by michael foolsley December 28, 2009

fuck-er or fuck-ee

supplier and receiver

ie: whos' going to drive? are you so tired you, "can't do much"

sometimes it is not readily apparent who will be the fuck-er or fuck-ee. -during the holiday season especially, it is probably better to give than receive! now, supposing both parties plan to give? -simple! keep a fire extinguisher nearby!!!!!!!!!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

cuban mix

a cuban sandwich -pork, ham, swiss cheese, pickle, mystery mustard and wonderful bread!! THIS IS THE JESUS OF ANY SANDWICH EVER EXISTING, NOW; OR IN THE FUTURE!! -first you smokes some reefer/s then you get your cuban mix, your espresso, chow that down and have you a stomach ORGASM!! -till the 'crap' flies out of your stomach "cock"!!!!! take it from me, michael foolsley; -THIS is how you 'blow a load'!!

got hopped up to the 'high heavens', then visited me 'el mcfoolsley's', n' hadda me a gut orgasm! with my cuban mix!!

by michael foolsley January 29, 2010