mentally disrobing someone nearby, imaging unclothed 'prime parts' -"there HAS to be some sweet stuff hiding under all those clothes"!!
john and sean began to visually undress the statuesque female strutting by
nearly 'juicing' over the spectrum, ron continued visually undressing the passer by
a nude beach trip totally derailed his/her tendency to visually undress
nearly 'juicing' over the spectrum, ron continued visually undressing the passer by
a nude beach trip totally derailed his/her tendency to visually undress
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010

observation of a reasonably statuesque human 'hotfooting' (jogging,running) during an outing, assessing their 'treasures' and salivating
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

bad attitude!!; someone appearing 'mad all the time'
(used by warren beatty in the film, 'mccabe and mrs. miller')
(used by warren beatty in the film, 'mccabe and mrs. miller')
THAT "little jesus" has DEFINITELY got a turd in his pocket!
jeffs' new rottweiler has got a turd in his pocket
the police officer had a turd in his pocket!
jeffs' new rottweiler has got a turd in his pocket
the police officer had a turd in his pocket!
by michael foolsley June 29, 2011

cable channels that offer 'porn' that is "scrambled" by 'squiggly' lines. (every now and then you can get a glimpse of 'prime parts') -the cough-up of some hard gained $$$ can make the squiggly lines disappear, but rarely worth it!!!
joe and i were getting hopped up listening to music, while watching squiggly porn
had a serious squiggly porn thing going last night!
had a serious squiggly porn thing going last night!
by michael foolsley January 08, 2010

child rearing ! , parenthood
EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??
EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??
steve works 12 hours a day and laura is ETERNALLY at "the office"...(response:) who's going to shepherd the punk ??
when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !
go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!
when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !
go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2021

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

ringing telephone -answer that phone slave !! -said as phone slave is running to answer phone!!
john is a phone slave! i was trying to duck maria, and he hands me the fucking phone!!
john is a phone slave! i was trying to duck maria, and he hands me the fucking phone!!
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
