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Definitions by michael foolsley

terminal farts 

farts that won't stop for hours, becoming less than enjoyable!
john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!

john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!

john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!

iced sperm 

lets' go down to cold bone and get some iced sperm!

the necrophiliac milked some iced sperm out of the corpse

ah need me some iced sperm
iced sperm by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

spud on her finger 

john looked carefully for a spud on her finger

she had a spud on her finger...too bad, thought dave! lucky guy!

divorce cold 

absence of any heat whatsoever...makes your freezer seem like an oven!!

the cold, 'snap' of january 2010!! (2/3 of USA!! -like you californians, etc would know!!!)
he stepped outside only to get hit in the face with a handful of knives!!, it was divorce cold!!!

his hands were stiffening up, he couldn't turn the wrench, it was divorce cold.

she gave him a cold stare through thin pursed lips, it was divorce cold!!
divorce cold by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

suckle my rectum 

self-explanatory!!

what the 'cold snap' of january 2010 (2/3 of usa!) can do!!!!!!!!!!)
he politely explained to the sales'person' that he/she could "suckle my rectum"!!

encouraging the policemen to "suckle my rectum", john awoke bruised; in a cage!

the "pump and dump" walked away steaming, shouting; suckle my rectum!!!

'i'm bored here' 

something to mutter to oneself when stuck at 'evil' stoplight!
you have exhausted all the possibilities of "entertainment", and remain, quite simply: bored here!
this evil stop light is KILLING me!! 'i'm bored here'!!

full light cycle 

hitting a stop light so that you are at the beginning of the cycle. you get the 'joy' of being 'enchanted' by the entire cycle and the movement of others.

-all you want to do is, pee, get-off, eat, get off the street, get away from people, dung, etc
shit, i'm going to hit that 'evil' light full light cycle