Definitions by michael foolsley
popeye punch
the concept of getting SO frustrated with this life, one would spin their arm around and around like a windmill, and let loose a punch at the desired 'brick wall', that would possess enough 'wake-up' power to knock the world off its' axis. -as seen in the ancient popeye cartoons
john kept thinking of giving his boss a popeye punch
that fucking lemon transport needs a popeye punch
i'd popeye punch that pumped up chump!
samir wanted to popeye punch those bastard club bouncers!
that fucking lemon transport needs a popeye punch
i'd popeye punch that pumped up chump!
samir wanted to popeye punch those bastard club bouncers!
popeye punch by michael foolsley July 10, 2010
inner psychiatrist
when at the therapists', invariably the doctor has a patient 'locking horns' with whatever the "patient's" malady is, ie: fear of flying- go flying, fear of people- seek out people, fear of heights- go up a big tower, etc...
one is basically charged $150 an hour to get 'kissy-face' with their fear/s, so; why not just save the money and call on ones' 'inner psychiatrist' to handle this? so much cheaper, and definitely the truth!!
one is basically charged $150 an hour to get 'kissy-face' with their fear/s, so; why not just save the money and call on ones' 'inner psychiatrist' to handle this? so much cheaper, and definitely the truth!!
john wanted to meet women, but had to call upon his inner psychiatrist to get himself where the 'birds' were
judy's inner psychiatrist told her her fear of spiders was stupid, as she held a tarantula in her hand.
jaydine sucked it up and learned to like butt fucking, thanks to an 'inner psychiatrist'
joy was taught her body was dirty by the church...her inner psychiatrist sent her to the nude beach!
judy's inner psychiatrist told her her fear of spiders was stupid, as she held a tarantula in her hand.
jaydine sucked it up and learned to like butt fucking, thanks to an 'inner psychiatrist'
joy was taught her body was dirty by the church...her inner psychiatrist sent her to the nude beach!
inner psychiatrist by michael foolsley July 7, 2010
def where we eat
cut me a dump on my kitchen table, we sure do def where we eat
rather drive my land yacht than look at no pelican or eat shrimp, lets' def where we eat!
one doesn't and shouldn't def where they eat
rather drive my land yacht than look at no pelican or eat shrimp, lets' def where we eat!
one doesn't and shouldn't def where they eat
def where we eat by michael foolsley May 22, 2010
grabby
i was going to wear my mcfoolsley's tavern 't' shirt but i've had too many shit-sandwiches and beer, and its' gotten too grabby!
bought a swingin' 't' shirt, but it was cut too grabby in the neck!!
got to jettison some weight! half my 'doo-doo' has gotten too grabby!!!
bought a swingin' 't' shirt, but it was cut too grabby in the neck!!
got to jettison some weight! half my 'doo-doo' has gotten too grabby!!!
grabby by michael foolsley April 3, 2010
M.S.T.
money spending therapy!!
the glorious moment when one can 'cut loose' from 'saving' and 'shop' some magic item. -like the day your dad took you to the bicycle shop to get that new red bicycle! (OR guitar store/guitar) -when money can be used for a 'fun' item or 'toy'!!
the glorious moment when one can 'cut loose' from 'saving' and 'shop' some magic item. -like the day your dad took you to the bicycle shop to get that new red bicycle! (OR guitar store/guitar) -when money can be used for a 'fun' item or 'toy'!!
i've been eating this bird seed all week, tonight i'm going for some M.S.T. and getting me some sushi!!
i'm tired of using these cheap 'prophos' i'm going to walk on the wild side and M.S.T. me some FOUREX!!
i'm going to M.S.T. me some Chateau Rothschild tonight instead of this wild irish rose!!
i'm tired of using these cheap 'prophos' i'm going to walk on the wild side and M.S.T. me some FOUREX!!
i'm going to M.S.T. me some Chateau Rothschild tonight instead of this wild irish rose!!
M.S.T. by michael foolsley April 2, 2010
unripe or spoiled
heard on prepackaged fruit commercial -can be used for deteriorating human parts, body parts 'going bad'
she looked in a mirror and was hoping she wasn't unripe or spoiled!
spending time in the gym helped keep him from getting unripe or spoiled
spending time in the gym helped keep him from getting unripe or spoiled
unripe or spoiled by michael foolsley March 13, 2010
get hopping
when i 'barked' orders my computer wouldn't get hopping, then went pale and and stank on me!
the marine D.I. barked orders, but his recruits wouldn't get hopping
duane wanted something done, but the people wouldn't get hopping...
the marine D.I. barked orders, but his recruits wouldn't get hopping
duane wanted something done, but the people wouldn't get hopping...
get hopping by michael foolsley March 13, 2010