the 'perfect' state of tightness of the female human body. the possessor of this, has the capability of generating others' HUGE carnal projection fantasies!!
the more imaginative can visualize themselves being 'made a mess' of. (or otherwise left for 'dead', in a 'spent' heap!!) -no loose flab flapping to distract!, only tight muscle designed for vigorous grinding of 'poison'!
streamlined for 'sport' like a "sports car" (corvette), seriously oriented for singular 'pure' tasking! -OR: as a "redneck" on a construction site once 'eloquently' and succinctly put it; "BUILT FOR FUCKING!!"
the more imaginative can visualize themselves being 'made a mess' of. (or otherwise left for 'dead', in a 'spent' heap!!) -no loose flab flapping to distract!, only tight muscle designed for vigorous grinding of 'poison'!
streamlined for 'sport' like a "sports car" (corvette), seriously oriented for singular 'pure' tasking! -OR: as a "redneck" on a construction site once 'eloquently' and succinctly put it; "BUILT FOR FUCKING!!"
you could hear a pin drop when eve strutted by, she was terminally perky!!
shes' 'sloppy' fat now, USED to be terminally perky! -i know, i once 'sampled' her 'treasures'!!
shes' 'sloppy' fat now, USED to be terminally perky! -i know, i once 'sampled' her 'treasures'!!
by michael foolsley March 27, 2012
banishment of something, getting something quickly out of your sight (ie: guards!! take this vermin away!!)
a concept or article deemed unworthy and condemned to the real or imaginary porcelain vortex ('dump';'junk yard', 'landfill')
a concept or article deemed unworthy and condemned to the real or imaginary porcelain vortex ('dump';'junk yard', 'landfill')
the urban dictionary dics toiletized my concept once again!
jan decided to toiletize the relationship
ace toiletized his body waste
jan decided to toiletize the relationship
ace toiletized his body waste
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010
buttocks that are primarily tight muscle, incorporating a snapping, crisp movement while walking. the snapping motion lends itself to fantasies of the sex act
she had a perky butt that was excruciating to watch!
a perky butt tends to command attention
how criminal to observe departure of a perky butt
a perky butt tends to command attention
how criminal to observe departure of a perky butt
by michael foolsley March 11, 2010
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
a pre-packaged convenience store style sandwich where the ingredients are questionable, hard to pronounce; or just odd!!
-this is not fine french cuisine OR a nice, home made 'burger'! etc...!-this is "meat" and chemicals!! -nevertheless, good enough!, when there is too much air in your 'guts'!!
-this is not fine french cuisine OR a nice, home made 'burger'! etc...!-this is "meat" and chemicals!! -nevertheless, good enough!, when there is too much air in your 'guts'!!
no time for martha's tofu surprise! tonight!! -ah'm gone hev to get me a shit sandwich!!
feel better now! ate me a shit sandwich!!
feel better now! ate me a shit sandwich!!
by michael foolsley February 26, 2010
(OR; titillate ONES' parts!!)
as in orgasm, or extreme pleasure of the senses!!
extreme joy!!, possibly extending to ones' "prime parts"!!
as in orgasm, or extreme pleasure of the senses!!
extreme joy!!, possibly extending to ones' "prime parts"!!
that godiva chocolate will titillate your parts!
SEE if i can't titillate your parts!!
that special food item might titillate ones' parts!!
having a 'boner'/getting 'moist' over a NOUN
SEE if i can't titillate your parts!!
that special food item might titillate ones' parts!!
having a 'boner'/getting 'moist' over a NOUN
by michael foolsley November 01, 2011
by michael foolsley July 13, 2011