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soft filmy plastic shopping bags (aka; urban tumbleweeds)
here is one sure to be rejected, because it requires a bit of imagination!...
having developed a rigid system of 'control' for my rapidly growing collection of plastic shopping bags due to being terrified of being buried (AND suffocated!) under them, i 'hearkened' back to the 1950s'; where russian premier nikita kruschev once stated: "WE WILL BURY YOU"!!, referring to the russian/american situation. -ALMOST about as scary as amassing these bags and having them 'float' anywhere and everywhere!!
here is one sure to be rejected, because it requires a bit of imagination!...
having developed a rigid system of 'control' for my rapidly growing collection of plastic shopping bags due to being terrified of being buried (AND suffocated!) under them, i 'hearkened' back to the 1950s'; where russian premier nikita kruschev once stated: "WE WILL BURY YOU"!!, referring to the russian/american situation. -ALMOST about as scary as amassing these bags and having them 'float' anywhere and everywhere!!
john had to get control of his nikita bags, he couldn't have one landing on top of the baby's HEAD!
the nikita bag got caught on john's corvette tailpipe and proceeded to melt and stink!
jim, the marine biologist reached into the tortoises' throat and pulled out a nikita bag
the guy who wrote the definition of nikita bags needs one held over his head for a few minutes!!
the nikita bag got caught on john's corvette tailpipe and proceeded to melt and stink!
jim, the marine biologist reached into the tortoises' throat and pulled out a nikita bag
the guy who wrote the definition of nikita bags needs one held over his head for a few minutes!!
by michael foolsley September 6, 2011
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Get the live ammunition mug.SHOPWORN the concept of the clock 'working over' our bodies and minds. i personally, would sometimes like to street fight the clock!
that old man must have been a hellion in his day! -sure looks clockbeat now!
she looks like she once could of provided a 'wallop', but sadly clockbeat now!!
she looks like she once could of provided a 'wallop', but sadly clockbeat now!!
by michael foolsley December 7, 2009
Get the clockbeat mug.the concept that alcohol is the PREMIER recreational drug!!.
-alcohol IS 'jolly good fun', but i don't recall ever having my head in a toilet bowl from smoking the satanic 'gage'!!
-of course, we all know that alcohol is 'JESUS', and I know fully well that I CAN KNOW NOTHING!! (even after 40 years of research!) -so kitchee-koo!!, you BASTARDS!!! (FUCK YOU! to the alcohol and cigarette lobbies, too!!)
-alcohol IS 'jolly good fun', but i don't recall ever having my head in a toilet bowl from smoking the satanic 'gage'!!
-of course, we all know that alcohol is 'JESUS', and I know fully well that I CAN KNOW NOTHING!! (even after 40 years of research!) -so kitchee-koo!!, you BASTARDS!!! (FUCK YOU! to the alcohol and cigarette lobbies, too!!)
the college boy was laboring under the alcohol delusion...soon he was hualping!!
give me a muggle any day!, i don't subscribe to the alcohol delusion!!
judy had the alcohol delusion, she was scared that that 'pot' would lead to 'harder' stuff!!
give me a muggle any day!, i don't subscribe to the alcohol delusion!!
judy had the alcohol delusion, she was scared that that 'pot' would lead to 'harder' stuff!!
by michael foolsley December 25, 2009
Get the alcohol delusion mug.ringing telephone -answer that phone slave !! -said as phone slave is running to answer phone!!
john is a phone slave! i was trying to duck maria, and he hands me the fucking phone!!
john is a phone slave! i was trying to duck maria, and he hands me the fucking phone!!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
Get the phone slave mug.jim had to scrub the launch and return home for some ungoverned sex! and set himself "alight" (-UK for "on fire" !)
he hated to, but had to scrub the launch
he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch
he hated to, but had to scrub the launch
he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch
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they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life
they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
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